Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

According to the EU, the IRGC has closed the straight. Let's see how long this lasts.

 

[Judge Holden]

Yeah israel fucking raped them. They got the idubz treatment

PLEASE MASSA MOLESTENSTEINBOIGOWITZ NOT AGAIN!

 

[Sneed Force One]

"The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) have announced a new wave of missile attacks on US bases in the Middle East, AFP news agency report, citing Iranian state TV."
- BBC America

 

[mindlessobserver]

"Let's make a martyr out of Khamenei!" -- complete retards

We'll martyr the guy who replaces him too!

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

Schizo betting on polymarket for the chances of it being an AI video.

Either AI or a prerecorded message. MGS was spot on with the information warfare tactics, even if it was wrong about the motive.

 

[DumbDude43]

You know none of this would’ve happened had Iran developed nukes instead of just using the threat of doing so as a negotiating tactic.

not an option because they had already created extreme hostility towards america and israel before even reaching a position from which developing nukes was a realistic option. as a result, americans and jews were paying very close attention to them the whole time, keeping a nuke project secret under such conditions is impossible, and the burgers have always made it clear that if iran got too close to nuclear weapons they would intervene with violence to stop that from happening.
the smart move would have been to maintain a facade of friendliness or at least neutrality towards the jews and americans until nukes are acquired. but smart long term planning isn't a strength of islamic zealots.

the big difference between iran and north korea is that NK has big daddy china as a security guarantee to deter US invasion, that's why they got away with developing nukes. iran has no great power patron who is willing to fight a war on its behalf, that's why they didn't succeed while NK did.

 

[Mister Fister]

"The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) have announced a new wave of missile attacks on US bases in the Middle East, AFP news agency report, citing Iranian state TV."
- BBC America

so giving the Secularized Arab countries a caucus belli they have been waiting for a long time for?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

The Iranians hit a girls school in Dubai and probably killed 50 people.

 

[Kofi Drinka]

We are able to do both.

Funny because last time I checked Europe is still overrun by the middle east and has no actual solution to the problem in place.

Breaking random shit when you live down stream from it is a bad idea.

 

[Sneed Force One]

> When Iranian and Jews are literally standing together in solidarity because Khamenei is a retard

 

[mindlessobserver]

Air Raid sirens in Israel on the Fox stream.

 

[NewFagWhore]

"you HAVE to support mudslimes because they hate jews, faggots and women just like you do"
Well, I hate jews, faggots, women AND muslims so all you 3rd worlders can fuck off back to /pol/ and let us white people enjoy the American empire.

 

[Schpoots]

According to the EU, the IRGC has closed the straight. Let's see how long this lasts.

>fucking with americas boats n trade
these niggas are toast

 

[Ghost88]

ISRAEL FIRST - NEVER DOUBT IT

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

My only legit concern out of kicking Iran's ass is the claim that we wont have enough to beat the shit out of China afterwards.

Barely a concern, especially now with the unlikely allies also putting forward their arms. Then of course the efficiency of warfare in general has tightened up. We aren't carpet bombing swaths of land anymore, we are taking out high value targets with extreme prejudice with minimal boots on the ground to boot. The only reason the Afghanistan war lasted as long as it did is due to financial incentives to do so.

 

[neger psykolog]

I pointed out weeks ago that our Steadfast Gulf Allies were denying US the ability to use their territory because of a desire to not be seen as the aggressors in any dustup with Iran. There is some gay Islamic bullshit about this. The expectation was that Iran would launch at them or violate their airspace or otherwise do something dumb and give them a reason to strike against Iran that wouldn't violate the tales of a 7th century pederast who let Indians buck break him while his friend watched.

Denying airspace or maritime or exclusive economic zone access for certain behavior is not really "some gay islamic bullshit" and is practiced internationally by many, many countries. They just didn't want to allow for an attack to happen and to minimize that they can just close their airspace for that kind of stuff.

 

[pro drivor]

Getting enough deja vu from this thread to shamelessly repost the low effort shit I made for last year's Iran shindig

Oh no please don't bomb the UAE and Qatar and Oman and Saudi Arabia, please stop this madness, imagine how horrible it would be if their economies tanked forever and they went back to being shit slicked desert wastelands again

A SECOND MISSILE HAS HIT THE BURJ KHALIFA! I REPEAT A SECOND MISSILE HAS HIT THE BURJ KHALIFA!

 

[MadStan]

I seriously doubt the ability of Iran to respond with immense force outside its own borders. I think the few missiles they have will by and large fail to inflict any meaningful damage on anything. If they don't obliterate the Saudi Oil field, then the hopes Iran have of having any impact are merely delusions. Of course, there is the law of unintended consequence which every general fears in their plans against Iran, but I think this will one a case of the Emperor has no clothes.

 

[Godmode]

Stupid fucking Iranians should have struck pre-emptively. They were going to get zogged no matter what anyhow.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

Sorry Islamatards, Persia is Zoroastrian country 8)