Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[God of Nothing]

Taiwan will be running mainland China by 28.

if only

He knows what this shit does to stocks, always a panic sell. So do it on the weekend so everyoene has their tits calmed by the time the market opens.

oh my god
that's insane but perfectly reasonable

 

[Adam Basile Woodrow]

Sirens in Haifa

 

[Sensitive Young Man]

When he does do that

He’s pretty clearly not doing that.

 

[neger psykolog]

smh the collective for black iranians still hasn't made an announcement, so I'm not sure how to feel about this military action

https://www.instagram.com/collectiveforblackiranians/

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

ChatGPT named this fucking operation I know it

 

[Ghostse]

When he does do that, what will be your next goalpost?

Fucking your mother.

Length of the operation ultimately depends on how long it'll take for Khamenei to be taken out. If he dies in the next few hours the Iranian opposition will take to the streets again and the regime will quickly collapse. If he manages to survive then things get complicated; we'll probably continue striking for several more days at the very least to attempt to rouse the opposition.

Dear Iranian People,
You have lampposts. I will write my Senators to reward who ever does the needful with the Pentagon list price of a dozen tomahawks and removes the need for their use to Cassarolla the Ayatollah.

 

[whatever I feel like]

They should just go ahead and vaporize that Russian corvette in Bandar Abbas while they're at it. Fuck em, thats revenge for that one drone they dumped gas on four years ago. Collateral damage, oops, our bad.

 

[Thiletonomics]

So has Iran started putting women and children in those target areas to make Israel look bad for "killing innocent women and children"? Or have they ran out of them to use after they gunned down protestors?

 

[Didnt Use Real Email Once]

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The operation name targeting reddit itself is inspired, I wonder who's responsible.

 

[R9K Insurgent]

Ahh yes, more sand nigger conflict that benefits Ameri...*checks notes* Jews. Hmmm.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with a lot of you Trump guys in here still sucking him off when shit like this is going on? Why do you love helping the kikes that are controlling and manipulating your country and selling it out from underneath you? Unreal man, make it make sense.

 

[LikeAStone 2.0]

When he does do that, what will be your next goalpost? "No US soldiers dead yet"? "Nobody has attacked the US so it doesnt matter"? "What were we supposed to do, give up to China"?

Let’s hope his next move is suiciding you for your retarded forum posts.

 

[TheClappening]

Midnight Hammer was a badass name. Absolute Resolve was a little cheesy, but not bad at all.

Sorry Orange Man, "Epic Fury" sounds gay as hell.

 

[dissociating]

It's amazing how many browns magically appeared in the span of two hours.

 

[Enoch Emery]

ChatGPT named this fucking operation I know it

I'd give at least a 50% chance of a real Xoomer/Xillenial naming it. They naming things like that.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

EPIC operation you guyz

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Kys doomers. Were obliterating building in Tehran.

 

[neger psykolog]

Midnight Hammer was a badass name. Absolute Resolve was a little cheesy, but not bad at all.

Sorry Orange Man, "Epic Fury" sounds gay as hell.

Vote me for US president and I will name all of our military actions in numerically ascending format as follows:

• NIGGER 1
• NIGGER 2
• NIGGER 3
• etc

 

[mango_reseller]

Trump niggers are literally the right wing version of liberal faggots. They dont have morals. They have no ethics. Everything is a team sport to them. This is because winning online team politics is all they have going on in their lives. If you lived a life as depressing as they do, and your options are "win" by dying for Israel or roping yourself like a troon, naturally you'd go with being Israel's best guy. I can't imagine it personally, but they do live like that

 

[GoGoNoJo]

Ahh yes, more sand nigger conflict that benefits Ameri...*checks notes* Jews. Hmmm.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with a lot of you Trump guys in here still sucking him off when shit like this is going on? Why do you love helping the kikes that are controlling and manipulating your country and selling it out from underneath you? Unreal man, make it make sense.

Well the only alternative to Trump is the Democratic party, a completely insane and evil organization comprised of dysgenic lunatics who want to destroy me and everything I care about. So, you know, lesser of two evils on top of the fact I like seeing Islamic wackos getting turned into cotlet.

 

[Burnt Fish]

to further distance this operation from Jews and Muslims alike it shall be renamed Operation Epic Bacon