🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Głosy: 27 1,0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Głosy: 147 5,3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Głosy: 385 13,8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Głosy: 560 20,1%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Głosy: 424 15,2%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Głosy: 333 12,0%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Głosy: 206 7,4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Głosy: 703 25,2%
  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    2 785
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yousoundlikeanasshole powiedział(a):
Apparently she went to a movie screening. She usually has pictures on getty images when she attends these, but I couldn't find any. Funny that she's trying to pass these cell phone pics off as red carpet pics.
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Where'd she find that getup, the Hefty Hideaway? It looks like she found a leftover outfit from John Waters' Hairspray movie.
 
yousoundlikeanasshole powiedział(a):
Apparently she went to a movie screening. She usually has pictures on getty images when she attends these, but I couldn't find any. Funny that she's trying to pass these cell phone pics off as red carpet pics.
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Tess already looks as broad as a double-wide trailer, but that blocky black top really just accentuates her ample torso even more. She obviously cannot afford a Fashion Gay to show her how to dress to flatter her whale carcass.
 
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yousoundlikeanasshole powiedział(a):
Apparently she went to a movie screening. She usually has pictures on getty images when she attends these, but I couldn't find any. Funny that she's trying to pass these cell phone pics off as red carpet pics.
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She looks like total shit there. She usually overdoes these events so she can portray herself as going to some big deal. Here it looks like she threw on what still fits her and called it good. So she got the invitation on short notice, she once again outfatted her wardrobe, or some combination thereof.
PatrickButtmanJr. powiedział(a):
LOLOLOL. Messy Tessy ran all out of ideas and is going back to the well.

Considering all the bridges she burned with her FYBS t-shirt scam and this being the Age of Ozempic, this is going to crash and burn harder than her short lived TV host career
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She’s even brought back the revolving door BFF. I’ve looked up “Rainbow” Chatman and I have no idea what it is. I’ve seen photos where it looks like a dude. “Rainbow” looks vaguely ethnic but if that was the case, we’d hear all about it. So it must be another white person who tries to look as beige as possible to get some more victim cred. La Tubberina didn’t use the race-based rainbow design so I’m guessing it’s another white person.
Reepicheep powiedział(a):
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She’s somehow come across some money again, whether it be this farce of a relaunch or her visit to the Madonna Inn. In this GLP-1 world where weight loss drugs are trying to get pushed onto people as much as possible as I’ve ever seen it in my life, she picked the perfect time to revitalize her brand that is best known for ripping people off. It just shows that she has no new ideas and her chins are aquiver of seeing people prefer to lose weight than wallow in misery and obesity-related health conditions along with her.
 
There is no way Tess can adequately wipe her ass and there is no way Tess can adequately wash her enormously fat body in the shower. Plus she’s “clapped back” about her smell in that video where she said 2024 nearly ba-roke her. So it has come up enough to where she feels she needs to share with us about it.
 
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