YT Feb 18 2026 - I Reiterate

[Xev]

Why is Benjamin Franklin so insistent that he didn't fuck his mother?

 

[Penguin Soldier]

So am I wrong, or does Chris still not understand that he as actually arrested for violating the temporary restraining order?

 

[NoosJunki]

As far as conventions go I don’t think it’s even that what’s leading to the bans, Chris is just too much of a liability.

For example I think he’s too much of a minor internet celebrity to not get noticed at My Little Pony conventions and he lacks the mental capacity to deal with it maturely so he’s ALWAYS going to cause a scene, even putting aside his ongoing god complex and main character syndrome.

Plus he’s also too emotionally immature to comprehend concepts like parasocial relationships so is going to keep harassing creators like Dr Wolf or Lightning Bliss and act like they should be his real life friend just because he likes watching their YouTube videos.

He literally can't keep his hands off women who he finds attractive. Even people who have helped him at Walmart and with minor paperwork have attested to this. That's a nightmare scenario for women who have spent time and effort on their cosplay only to be felt up by a manchild with a dying sink scrubber for hair. If I was running a convention I wouldn't let him even be able to register, let alone show up. Conventions are losing enough money because of low attendance, allowing Mrs Jesus in will only fuel that declining attendance. People don't want to go to con they don't feel safe at.

 

[innocent jogger]

A Chris Chan “call out video” in this economy? Holy shit somebody must have a gun to his back during the whole thing if he is actually doing something for once

He is super angry about being kicked out of yet another cartoon-horsie-show convention for pedos recently. That is what the video is all about. I was waiting for the curse-ye-ha-me-ha.

"It didn't happen! [source: trust me, bro(ny)!]" - Jesus Christian Weston Chandler

 

[MrTroll]

Let me just say how nice it is to see Chris reading, that's a very fine book collection she has.

 

[Noble Redditor]

Anyone else notice that this video is highly likely to be filmed using Green Screen tech? Look at her hand at exactly 2:12 in the video (two minutes twelve seconds). It looks like her hand is split in half. I paused it and analyzed that particular spot and I believe it's not actually her hand splitting but actually an error during the Green Screen encoding tech or, most likely, poorly cropped. So for example she filmed the video in full screen (a square) and then used a widescreen background via Green Screen technology. So her hand basically clips off screen naturally in the original full screen cut but then appears to be sliced in half during the widescreen remaster. I'm a pretty big movie buff so I notice little things like that.

 

[Star Classic]

This video is like a blast from the past; we have the Captain's Log and Star Date, stress sighs, dang dirty trolls, etc. Obviously Chris lacks the energy of his younger self and is still a delusional troon, but this is the closest he's looked to the Classic era since the Idea Guys saga began. He looks noticeably thinner and his voice throughout was very male, none of that awful troon falsetto. Maybe there's something going behind the scenes causing his old self to re-emerge.

A sign of the coming merge

 

[TiggerNits]

A sign of the coming merge

Or the merge breaking apart. Harambe will soon be reborn

 

[3MMA]

Maybe there's something going behind the scenes causing his old self to re-emerge.

It’s no doubt a product of The Merge, forcing his true self to the forefront.

I Reiterate [wi5YUFFI_WA].webm
Local archive

For some reason only 17 seconds were archived in that clip. The OP now has a preservetube link & a file attached, labeled as an mp4, but it was an mpeg, so I converted this ole’ chestnut to an mp4 for easier local viewing:

Spoiler: Local Archive

Is it just the shadow, or is Chris growing a mustache?

I can only speculate that it is, (again) the power of The Merge, forcing the WhitePowerRanger’s true face into the spotlight. That face happens to be mustachioed, natch.

I just hope his mom doesn’t go on national TV with a dark blue dress….

“She wore bluuuuuuuuuue velvet…”

️️

 

[AnOminous]

Chris did not have sexual relations with that woman

He's more or less repudiating his claims to the court that he only had sex with his mother because he's autistic.

Too bad they won't revoke his claim and send him to prison.

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

I would really love to believe he never did it.
I think we all would.
But alas....

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Lovely.

 

[Sperglord666]

To think, if that shit had happened just a year or two later, he could have claimed it was fucking AI.

 

[CFC-12]

I laughed harder than I should have at that intro. "Here's an old fashioned... Chestnut." What the fuck does that mean?

 

[regginknurd]

Following Chris for as long as I have, I am still stuck between this is a sane man acting crazy or a crazy man acting sane. It has been entertaining, to say the least. I know his lows, I know his highs, but I dont know his... excuse me, her heart.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

And that alleged rapist wonders why just about no one likes him?

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

Chris made me realize I could never train to be a psychiatrist because as soon as I hear "we're not here to judge..." I'm walking out of the lecture.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

"redemption arc"

redeeming

The only way "Chris Chan" can redeem himself is for him to stop being "Chris Chan" -- so like in "Rollin' and Trollin'", but for real.

 

[DavidFerrie]

Anyone else notice that this video is highly likely to be filmed using Green Screen tech? Look at her hand at exactly 2:12 in the video (two minutes twelve seconds). It looks like her hand is split in half. I paused it and analyzed that particular spot and I believe it's not actually her hand splitting but actually an error during the Green Screen encoding tech or, most likely, poorly cropped. So for example she filmed the video in full screen (a square) and then used a widescreen background via Green Screen technology. So her hand basically clips off screen naturally in the original full screen cut but then appears to be sliced in half during the widescreen remaster. I'm a pretty big movie buff so I notice little things like that.

Yeah. I wondered about that most uncharacteristic packed bookcase behind the functionally-illiterate CWC, and wondered if it was Caden's library.

 

[JULAY]

Eventually the Sun will burn out, every black hole in the Universe will evaporate, even the protons themselves will decay, but Chris will still have learned absolutely nothing.