FIGGIN 27/04/17 Sing Along with Phil.

[Xarpho]

There's so many awkward pauses and lack of a tune that Phil looks like he's trying to channel Classic Chris.

 

[Hen in a tie]

"I'm Isabelle Rosa *Pause* Aranjo"

 

[Dollars2010]

I'm glad I'm deaf in one of my ears so I can just pull out my earbud and not have to listen to the off-tune wailing of this lard-fill spud.

 

[Ntwadumela]

>TFW he gets hungry for dickcheese

 

[kobebyarlant]

Exceptional adult child singles along to his favorite nursery rhymes.

 

[nvrwastetree]

>TFW he gets hungry for dickcheese
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I love the fact that he's trying to look like a threatening latinx badass but completely fails at it. I see Phil has mastered the lazy eye buck tooth look.

 

[Ray Streip]

He thinks he's so fucking clever, Goddamn.

 

[m0rnutz]

I can see now why he adores Greta. Neither can fucking sing.

 

[Carlos Thin]

 

[Apocalypso]

Oh, you mean THIS one?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mZVFTI-V9wM

His head could be the bouncing ball for the lyrics.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Dear God, my ears.....

 

[Melkor]

This is almost as bad as when Chris taped himself trying to sing like Fluttershy.

 

[Rupin]

Oh, you mean THIS one?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mZVFTI-V9wM

Those teeth are like sticks of butter.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Obviously a minor point but... at what point did we threaten to invade his home? Is this referring to a specific instance? Because it basically sounds like Phil's insistence that we're all tranny-chasers, dying to rape him, when most of us have trouble eating after seeing his choicest photos.

 

[Radgy Chadobah]

Want to hear this mashed up and mixed with OPL's "Sonichu and Rosechu's Folksy Theme Song."

 

[nad7155]

There is a joke about a singing Mr. Potato Head here for someone more clever than me.

I love the fact that he's trying to look like a threatening latinx badass but completely fails at it.

He fails at everything.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I never noticed until now, but Phil sounds like Mr. Van Driessen from Beavis & Butt-head.

Nigga got teeth like a cheese tray.

 

[Ravenor]

Obviously a minor point but... at what point did we threaten to invade his home? Is this referring to a specific instance? Because it basically sounds like Phil's insistence that we're all tranny-chasers, dying to rape him, when most of us have trouble eating after seeing his choicest photos.

Not once it's something he's borrowed from somewhere, he's got to be the most in perill snowflake in hell at all times to try an boost what he thinks as his image - lot's of people he knows are genuinely sick of it according to my sources a number of whom are desperate for an excuse/reason to call him on it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Baritone-deaf

 

[heyyyJackiePie]

I don't really follow Phil, but has it been observed that he looks like the gopher from Caddyshack? Those fatty cheeks and rodent eyes.