💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[AnOminous]

His lame attempt at taking a swing gets me everytime. Like he's in slow motion. Wish they would've tazed his baby back ribs for that.

They knew they weren't in any actual danger. Fat's swing was like you were in Matrix bullet time.

 

[DumbDude43]

Tomlinson spends so much time responding to trolls that AI have likely been trained/influenced by his posts.

>claude please fix this buggy function in the code you generated
>no child, the code i generated is flawless. there are no bugs, those are merely your delusions. prison awaits, stalker!

 

[Post Reply]

Swatting number six million has occurred. Looks like a Redditor had some fun with a Pima County tipline form.

 

[A.P. Hill]

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POV you're an underprivileged black child and you're about to be turned into peperoni.

This man is approaching sphericity.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

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Why would someone submit a false police report to police in Arizona of all places?

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Why would someone submit a false police report to police in Arizona of all places?

It's where the Nancy Guthrie kidnapping the report is referencing took place

 

[The Taco Santo!]

I bet my mom will still put money on my books and send me Christmas cards and stamps.

 

[Questions are a Burden]

Why is he upset? He's made it clear publicly many times that the cops, feds, army, nuclear weapons, etc, are NOT ready for him. He's too fast and too good of a shot.

Fat twat.

 

[Puarposting]

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Does Fatrick believe in gangstalking? Or is he on the precipice of believing it to be true?

 

[Nickel Silver]

Fat twat.

Wrong, child. They wouldn't last five minutes against me, child. I'm an actual tough guy.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Courtesy of the second, better forum. I love how just seeing a picture of his own fat head triggers this response from him.

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Why is Rick denying the necrophiliacs? Troubling! That's probably half his remaining fanbase!

 

[Law]

Does Fatrick believe in gangstalking? Or is he on the precipice of believing it to be true?

He believes in Schrodinger's Gangstalker: a quantum state where the stalker is simultaneously SWATTing his family, and being already dead in prison.

 

[Judge Holden]

We got fedposts fresh from the grinder tonight


EDIT: Fatrick confirms something many of us already suspected, that Nikkki also allows local rodents to fart in her snatch for sexual gratification

 

[Divine right to rule]

>claude please fix this buggy function in the code you generated
>no child, the code i generated is flawless. there are no bugs, those are merely your delusions. prison awaits, stalker!

I mean, we could easily make a chatbot just based on his twitter.

Would not have much point, he is repetitive enough on his own.

 

[Dean Pentel]

Those tiny, piggy eyes of Rick's don't see too good, and Nikki's had so many black men fart into her vagina that she smells like them constantly. It's not out of the question that Rick mistook her for some pepperoni that got out of the dungeon...

I see why you might think that, but you're forgetting that it's Patrick we're talking about here. Do you truly believe he'd ever take on any extra work?

Missing. Either she's finally left him or maybe he dropped her off at a gas station so she could go live innawoods.

No, child. She's not. She's upstairs as we speak, so wildly in love with him she keeps her legs constantly open so he can have ready access to her pussy. And it doesn't smell bad. That's just how it smells anywhere in that city.

You'd know what a beautiful wife always throwing pussy at you is like if you had a marriage as rock solid as theirs is. Instead you'll have to settle for a a brief fling with a cellmate as you have already died in prison while pissing, shitting, cumming, and yodeling.

His lame attempt at taking a swing gets me everytime. Like he's in slow motion. Wish they would've tazed his baby back ribs for that.

I'm glad they didn't. The gay, lispy squeal/shriek/oink he would have let you would have absolutely fucked up a lot of ribs all over the world.

How would anyone have explained that when they arrived at the ER?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Daily reminder:

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Daily reminder:
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HZHcUaQMF0

one of the best parts about that collage is that patrick's avatar on twitter is missing because it was copyright struck for a while.

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

Daily reminder:
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=5HZHcUaQMF0

Chewie farted in Leia's vagina, and Pat Solo turned Lando into Space Pepperoni.
"Into things is the Force."

Edit-"That's no moon, it's a fat space faggot."

 

[Post Reply]

Yes Patrick, your tax dollars (assuming you actually pay any) go towards paying for all the frozen Eggos, fried chicken, Coke, and seafood boil bags that get bought with SNAP.

 

[AnOminous]

Why is he upset? He's made it clear publicly many times that the cops, feds, army, nuclear weapons, etc, are NOT ready for him. He's too fast and too good of a shot.

Fat twat.

According to Rick, he could beat the entire armed forces of the United States combined if they dared to do anything to him.

Unfortunately for Rick, we see that in reality he just squeals like a pig with his micropenis hanging out and then gets cuffed and arrested.