💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[anliteralidiot]

Mine is when hes Smug Rax and gives a condescending "huh" after he makes a statement. IE - "Kinda funny how the cops won't do anything, huh"

I love those lmao
I've been trying to find them in old videos so I can make a compilation.

My favorite raxx moment is when Heather finds him dead in the closet during their suicide awareness video, it was one of the first cyraxx things I ever saw out of context before I really even knew who he was ages ago and it always has stuck with me.

Her "n-n-n-no"s fucking kill me.

 

[Bionicle Enthusiast]

I yearn for the days of smart raxx, with the ducking glasses or beanie, or record deal with the sunglasses and coat.

 

[cockatiel]

You know since we're in the midst of a troll civil war and still facing a Raxxout drought, I thought to ask the crowd here, what would you say is your favorite and/or most hated Raxxism?

The whole idea of "Raxxisms" is so amusing to me I can't hate any of them. He unironically has catchphrases simply from being unhinged. I have some honorable mentions though:
"Shut up and answer me!"
"Sit down and shut up" (whoever he's screaming at is likely sitting down)
"You just don't get it do you?"
And also how everything the trolls do is "fedurally illeeeegal"

 

[There Is Light At The End]

I present you unfiltered goblin face from below angle. open at your own risk

Spoiler: holy jesus

and his mouth

 

[Badlands0102]

I present you unfiltered goblin face from below angle. open at your own risk

Spoiler: holy jesus

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and his mouth
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Why can't I stand when he acts tough, as he is the world's biggest scared pussy. "Umm, excuse me, sir, you have a charger, someone just kidnapped my girlfriend." - Could you imagine this thing walking up to you at the mall, all hunched over, wearing clothes from the boys' department at Walmart from the fall 2008 line. One of the things that cracks me up the most is how few clothes they own. They are too lazy to even go to Goodwill and get him some freebies.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I present you unfiltered goblin face from below angle. open at your own risk

Spoiler: holy jesus

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and his mouth
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lol you think those are bad enough to censor?
Here's a better res up-angle, but it's old.


and have you ever considered the profile shot?

Spoiler: This is something ya censor

 

[Badlands0102]

LOL - the heartbreak on his face (plus the huffing and puffing) when it was the neighbor's car and not Tangerine Cat....




Look at how long that nose hair is. So fucking ugly. Why I HATE troll gf's making this creature think he's a ladies' man, lol...

 

[31 Black]

lol you think those are bad enough to censor?
Here's a better res up-angle, but it's old.

He looks like he's missing his lower arm!

and have you ever considered the profile shot?

And here he looks like a retarded Abraham Lincoln!

 

[Wimmig]

I love that the software always fucks his eyes up. He’s unable to hide no matter what. Even his “ASMR” with a voice changer is a dead giveaway. Suffah Goblin.

You’re now on Shadow King’s radar. Ur done for kiddo, t’was nice shitposting with ya.

 

[Northern Light]

I always liked "wheres the evidence?"....."wheres the CURRENT evidence?"

 

[Figantic Gaggot]

and have you ever considered the profile shot?
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Spoiler: This is something ya censor

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with a goatee like that he fits right in as an amish inbred. it also still baffles me how his gums are able to grow over his teeth. how do you let your gingivitis get THAT bad?

 

[Typhlosion Tuesdays]

Spoiler: holy jesus

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Spoiler: This is something ya censor

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Archosargus_probatocephalus

 

[There Is Light At The End]

lol you think those are bad enough to censor?

It's certainly something you should censor, site is SFW and no boss want to see malformed mouth with fish-eyed goblin on the monitor or s phone screen

 

[Badlands0102]

I might have found some good footage of the creature's foot! anliteralidiot​

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What in the holy hell is that foot!!!, lol - https://rumble.com/v6vc6yn-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-part-2.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_cbl,src_v1_ucp_v​

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25:25 mark he starts walking around the room barefoot. His feet are out! Just seeing those toes when he walks, the one is like dragging on the floor when he takes a step..... Might be the most deformed thing on him.​

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[ASeabear8952]

You know since we're in the midst of a troll civil war and still facing a Raxxout drought, I thought to ask the crowd here, what would you say is your favorite and/or most hated Raxxism?

“Oh but you *blank*…” is like my favorite. “Sit and rotate” is also growing on me.

 

[这次我发誓死不发帖]

You know since we're in the midst of a troll civil war and still facing a Raxxout drought, I thought to ask the crowd here, what would you say is your favorite and/or most hated Raxxism?

"I'm sick of it!" is a pretty good one, though I probably would lean more toward "Ooohhh but you did/can/are" for just how nicely it rolls off the tongue. I definitely think my most hated phrase is "busting my ass" because of the sheer unearned ego and pity he tries to give himself. Dunno why that one specifically makes me wanna punch his teeth him.

"Shut up and tell me the answer! I want the real answer!"
"Seven years, Marty!"

 

[anliteralidiot]

with a goatee like that he fits right in as an amish inbred. it also still baffles me how his gums are able to grow over his teeth. how do you let your gingivitis get THAT bad?

It's not solely gingivitis: his teeth are compacted like a cube of coke cans at a recycling center. The gum tissue has nowhere to go, except over and around.

For a visual example, the slime is his gums, and the hand is his teeth.

 

[Cuddle Team Leader]

You know since we're in the midst of a troll civil war and still facing a Raxxout drought, I thought to ask the crowd here, what would you say is your favorite and/or most hated Raxxism?

"I'm sick of it!" is a pretty good one, though I probably would lean more toward "Ooohhh but you did/can/are" for just how nicely it rolls off the tongue. I definitely think my most hated phrase is "busting my ass" because of the sheer unearned ego and pity he tries to give himself. Dunno why that one specifically makes me wanna punch his teeth him.

MOST HATED:
1) Goofy ahh evil anime laugh
2) Tongue clicking
3) Show me the proof/evidence!
These are my hated just cause the laugh is so forced and fake. The tongue clicking is pretty obvious. And the SHOW ME DA PROOF one is usually after a week when he was caught doing x y z, and he just defaults to "THAT WAS IN THE PAAAAST!!! SHOW MY THE REEEAL PROOF" as if a week ago is ancient history.

I used to be a big fan of (Number here) YEARS, MARTY, but he doesnt really say that anymore. Duwut is iconic. Its usually followed up by a face shot of him with his eyes on either sides of his head looking utterly befuddled. And my favorite... "OOooHhh GGaaWWWddd" That entire clip is kino, from him fucking up his own mute, to him running downstairs to tell Sally he shat himself and probably left a chocolate trail just for her to clean up. Even more kino is after that clip went out, the next stream he 100% confirmed he shit himself. No "NUH UH", no "That didn't happen!" he just self admits "What- you guys act like you've never been sick before!", why yes Chance, I dont get sick enough to warrent shitting myself. He was apparently sick enough to shit himself, but not TOO sick to cancel his sing-along stream.

 

[Wimmig]

“Oh but you *blank*…” is like my favorite. “Sit and rotate” is also growing on me.

Yeah, that’s what you think, not what you know, niggerbear! Oooh trust me, your favorite is “duwut” and “Hey Marty *tilts camera and viciously masturbates for a double whammy*” is what’s really growing on you. My uncle brother is a paralegal and my niece cousin is a psychic and they both said that’s what you’re thinking, and the cops just left my house and confirmed that I’m right and you’re looking at 80 years minimum in fedrull prison for lying about your favorite Raxxisms, ohey. That’s telecommunications fraud! Say hi to Vuvva for me ‘cause you’re about to be his vitch, vitch.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I might have found some good footage of the creature's foot! anliteralidiot​

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What in the holy hell is that foot!!!, lol - https://rumble.com/v6vc6yn-cyraxx-live-on-fb.-to-my-ex-aunt.-part-2.-6252025..html?e9s=src_v1_cbl,src_v1_ucp_v​

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25:25 mark he starts walking around the room barefoot. His feet are out! Just seeing those toes when he walks, the one is like dragging on the floor when he takes a step..... Might be the most deformed thing on him.​

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I downloaded this bitch so I can go frame-by-frame:
You can see his big toe going over his second toe.


it's way more noticeable in motion: