DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Divorce Coin is dead.
I never understood why people assume Khet has left. She is borderline retarded like the pigroach, has no work qualifications and works shitty jobs. On the other hand, she doesn't have to sleep with the pigroach, she gets copious amounts of doordashed food and she can play vanilla Skyrim 24h/day. She is financially locked in and pretty sure pigroach has no prenup so ... half of the pigsty is hers.
 
The timing of Kat coming in to stop the conversation at the exact moment that Wings brings up a female Youtuber and says Phil watches her was perfect.
 
Needs third-party verification whether it’s genuine. That shit was uploaded by a detractor channel with well under 10k subs; the user has a huge incentive to make and post stuff like this
I know I'm late to this (since I sleep at night instead of drunk calling fat men), but Meerkat Mob is not someone who is going to post fake content for clout. He's been around a while now and has a good reputation.

Asking for verification or evidence is fine, but there's no cause to question the man's integrity.
 
this is how life is treating him
>buy middle condo for 6 gorillion dollars
>become niggercattle to the bank because you can't manage your money, so you have to get a loan
>can't sleep at night because the neighbours are loud.
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The way Phil speaks to Wings like he's above him is incredible. Giving him health advice? Are you for real... Start with your fat wife you retard. :lit:
 
I boosted Khet's audio so it's easier to hear. There isn't any door opening sound that I heard but it still sounds like she's standing in the doorway to me. Now, that could be wishful thinking, but it doesn't sound like someone that was just woken from their slumber right next to him to me.
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"If you're going to do these conversations will you please let me know?"

This is kind of an odd thing to say, I'm not sure what to make of it. If she was laying down next to him, wouldn't the part of her hearing and seeing him on the phone a foot away from her "let her know" he was doing one of those conversations?

Maybe I'm over thinking this line but if phil "let her know" beforehand, how exactly would it change the situation at all?
 
Can't help but notice the divorce coin and khet is gone niggers are real fucking quiet today
I've been fence-sitting between room-maid and khet is gone for a while now. I just cannot imagine anyone being able to tolerate living with him. Not a single person in Phil's life has been able to put up with him for more than a couple years max, including his own fucking parents. Can you imagine living with him? I don't know how it's even possible. But I'll take the L, Khet is there, he does indeed have a roommate.
Maybe I'm over thinking this line but if phil "let her know" beforehand, how exactly would it change the situation at all?
No I also thought it was odd. Maybe she just didn't know what to say? Or maybe it's because she could actually put in ear plugs downstairs? Regardless it is strange phrasing.
 
Phil randomly called Wings at 1:30 AM, pity party, woke up Khet, clipped with chat

https://youtube.com/watch?v=dXnMXrcaLbo
This might be the gayest thing I've ever heard, and not just because of Phil's unfiltered Christmas elf voice. Phil, again, projects so hard in this therapy session with Wings to the point Jordie should leverage his extreme introversion into livestreaming lolcow therapy sessions where he basically says nothing and lets the other party continually project onto him.

edit: I think Kat said what she did because Phil continually embarrasses himself every time he's on a (usually public) call, plus she's probably tired. I can only imagine she's just sick of watching him step on rakes socially. Also, she seems like a very jealous person, and Phil puts himself in situations where he mentions other women because he's stupid, so every conversation is probably a bit of a minefield for someone as stupid as he is.

While I'm sad divorcecoin is dead, I am loving the tone this is setting for Valentine's Day weekend.
 
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this is why I genuinely feel bad for him sometimes. drunk calling a fellow lolcow at 2am to beg him for attention while his wife yells at him in the background. it is unfathomably fucking pathetic and watching someone suffer a mental breakdown in real time will never not be uncomfortable.
Feel bad for the pigroach?
  • He said his mo-Wife has health issues.
  • He makes 100k$+ a year.
  • He lets his wife go to work and get fat instead of helping her take care of her health.
  • He doesn't let his wife sleep because he wants to give Wings a private pre-stream cope session.
  • He gambled at least 100k$ on sweaty men JPGs instead of taking his wife on a honeymoon or at least have not her work a shitty dead end job.
He is an irredeemable piece of subhuman filth that deserves everything bad happening to him.

Mod me MATI, I don't care.
 
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"If you're going to do these conversations will you please let me know?"

This is kind of an odd thing to say, I'm not sure what to make of it. If she was laying down next to him, wouldn't the part of her hearing and seeing him on the phone a foot away from her "let her know" he was doing one of those conversations?

Maybe I'm over thinking this line but if phil "let her know" beforehand, how exactly would it change the situation at all?
Could it be that she's saying that so she has a chance to stop him from being a drunk retard and embarrassing himself on the world wide web? That she knows when he starts drinking late at night he's a danger to himself in all the funniest ways imaginable?

Jesus christ, she's a fat land whale who can't hold herself back from sampling his DSP Tries It cookieslop, and he's a drunk skinnyfat goblin man who can't stop himself from drunk dialing his male crushes at 3 am. What a couple.
 
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