🍗 Deathfat Purple Glitter / Emily Goostree / Indica Queen / Karma Glitter / PGReactz - Fat DID Faker, Midwest Heifer, GorlWorld Orbiter, Monty [StoriesFromTheInternet]'s ex "girlfriend", Lawyer stalker, Tiktok Witch, Bodega Wannabe, Horrible Fucking Romance Writer, will hex the shit out of you, batshit insane

[Poutine It Here]

With Val's passing what is PG to do? Who now will "conspire" against her??

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

With Val's passing what is PG to do? Who now will "conspire" against her??

As long as she has Jessica Messica (and of course the Farms who answer to Jessica Messica) she'll be fine.

 

[Poutine It Here]

PG better not try and put the moves on the CVS Air Force man now!

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope nothing happens to pg

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

I'm so sorry to ask this again, but I can't get on Missouri Case.net however much I fuck about with Tor. PG's court hearing was scheduled for Oct 17th. Has anyone got any info? I just want to know how this frankly hilarious story ends.

 

[Poutine It Here]

Nothing exciting. Next court appearance will be in December

 

[VigilanteTroll]

Nothing exciting. Next court appearance will be in December

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Thank you for posting this! I found myself wondering what PG was up to tonight as I was browsing through threads I hadn't read in a week or so. She better show up or they will issue a warrant! And honestly, with Purple Glitter, court isn’t just a legal proceeding! It’s speed dating with subpoenas. Last time she was doodling hearts around her lawyer’s initials, this time she’s probably already picturing her new counsel as Mr. Right: candlelit dinners, matching briefcases, and a honeymoon at the courthouse cafeteria. Forget ‘innocent until proven guilty!' PG runs on ‘romantic until proven delusional.’ Can’t wait to see how long it takes before she’s planning their wedding registry at Staples.
I'll check back in closer to the date! I was so close...

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope, when she gets out, she can go back to reacting. I feel like she'd be perfect for dunking on quirkyloverosee.

 

[chantalisfat]

Rescheduled to Feb. 9.

 

[krazy orange cat]

Emily changed her plea to Guilty and has been placed on probation with a suspended sentence on Count II. Hopefully this is a lesson for her.

Complete PDF of the document is attached.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Five years probation and 160 hours of community service! That's a lot and now she's a felon. She's managed to keep her crazy tamped down while this was hanging over her head, but the only way she's going to make it five years is if her family and probation officer keep a very tight collar on her.

She was a funny cow, but I'd rather she turned her life around and find peace. This is her chance.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I hope she finds a man with hybristophilia, and sticks it to that dang lawyer that didn't want to be her man.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Thoughts and prayers for whichever charity ends up facilitating her community service. Hope there's no male authority figures there because this will happen again.

 

[Womb Wizard Victim]

OK, place you bets now. How long will it take her to break her probation? Also, I notice she put in an Alford Plea which, as I understand it, means she technically still thinks she's innocent (I'm wiling to be corrected on that by a Burgerlander).

Come on Emily. Come back to Youtube and explain to everyone how you've been done dirty by the courts. I bet Monty would like some emails about it.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

They tell you to plead Alford, she just pled what they told her to most likely

 

[Poutine It Here]

I need Emily to come back and talk about Bali being with Monty briefly

 

[VinegarPussy]

In a nutshell, an Alford plea essentially says “I acknowledge there is probably sufficient evidence to convict me, so I’m taking this plea without admitting guilt.” I doubt she’ll make it 5 years on supervision (or even 2.5 years and a request for early discharge).

 

[Bill Evans 45]

I don't think she'll make it 2.5 months unless she's heavily medicated.

 

[Goal Tendie]

Tiny updates from March and April (I miss our Queen).

Not a law expert, so please correct if needed: Internet search says April's update could be a result of something as small as not hitting a set number of community service hours or not making a payment in a timely manner, which seems to have happened regarding the jail costs already - some minor infraction, nothing exciting like licking a lawyer's windows or anything.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

Where I am (different state to PG), a citation is usually a traffic or littering ticket, maybe a low level noise complaint.