💰 Grifter Elijah Schaffer / RiftTV / Slightly Offensive - Right-wing culture warrior, substance-addled bisexual horndog who can't keep it in his pants, has lost work and now his family

[HowlingChasm]

Another thing about Elijah is the constant reinvention that he's finding religion for the first time. He's always portrayed himself as a Christian, but when he has an episode, he claims, "Hey everyone, thanks for your support. I finally realize the power of prayer!"

Here's one example from September. If "Christian" is your public persona, how many times do you think you can get away with finding it for the first time?

Wait, is that tweet implying that his car being stolen is part of the conspiracy that assassinated Kirk?

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

btw has anyone figured out wtf whas that sielnt hill shit going on with the hotel video


is Elijah permantly lost on the backrooms of the raped club limbo?

IIRC that was filmed back in the big texas freeze.

 

[TheLostMarxBrotherFucko]

Okay 2 important questions. 1) Did Elijah have any sexual contact with Jack Murphy? 2) Please for the love of Chin Chin. Someone tell me please...Has Ralph responded to the ass eating accusations?

 

[Sneed Force One]

What is it with these right-wing online personalities posing as a "traditional Catholic and moderate husband/father" and then they turn out to be a total fucking trainwreck of booze and drug abuse? This is like the 5th or 6th time I've seen this happen.

Because adhering to the morals they're purveying becomes supposedly impossible when the hedonistic trappings of fame and riches come calling.
All they have to do is say no, but the drinks, drugs and dames becomes a relief, then a excuse. Its pathetic.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I’m ready for some grifter to go all in on a shaker revival, but they lack the work ethic and discipline.

Nah man, amish grifting is where it’s at!

 

[not william stenchever]

What I wanna know is how many drugs he did with Rekieta and how handsy they got with each other.

He put his hand in his ass
And now rackets understands
That his ass just don't expand
Racket's ass has been destroyed

 

[Gorkzillah]

I haven't watched Elijah Schaffer since his "you are here" show with that woman Sydney Watson where Rakkets was guest and this is still the best clip from where Rakkets was guest and Ralph tried to enter the show or the building and Mr. Metokur sent a superchat about a wild hog.

 

[Berrakh]

Okay… impressive crash. And not even from very high.

So any talk of Christian repentance is missing the point. They were lying to your face for a brand. That’s the problem. It isn’t that Christians can’t sin but coming clean now isn’t enough to fix that.

And anyone, in response to two giant Christ Is Kangers being brazen pharisaical hypocrites, demanding more “sincere” “influencer piety” is a stooge.

 

[not william stenchever]

Counterargument: Andy Warski.

Can you imagine having Andy Warski as your father? It would be a funny comedy movie but it happening in real life could go quite wrong.

 

[z0ndascar]

Mossad.

mossad, while not entirely impossible, is highly unlikely

given the jan6 thing I would say it's more likely that he's fbi or some other american agency

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

I have a hunch the huge number of performative catholic/orthodox grifters online haven’t even opened a Bible or even said a prayer in private

 

[z0ndascar]

I wonder if she'll pull an Ashley St. Clair and now become a lefty. Grifters aren't smart enough to just disappear are they?

i think even she knows that a move like that would be peak grifter nonsense and would look obvious to anyone with functional eyes and/or braincells, but then again her whole career apears to have been a giant grifting session

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

I wonder if she'll pull an Ashley St. Clair and now become a lefty. Grifters aren't smart enough to just disappear are they?

Nah, maybe she’ll pull an Ashton Whitty and start using pronouns and make an OF or something along the lines.

 

[Taser Confetti]

I have a hunch the huge number of performative catholic/orthodox grifters online haven’t even opened a Bible or even said a prayer in private

The louder a Christian is on the internet the bigger degenerate they are.

 

[James Brown]

Milo is blackmailing this whore and reposting rw gossip that implies her husband is also a cokehead who's anally fucked another Tier F griftslop sekturthot who im not even pathetic enough to know of. More to come







Lol.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I’m friends with quite a few Quakers, and ppl educated at Quaker schools, they are great people. I’d love for becoming Quakers to start trending.

The only Quaker president we've had (so far) was ...



Richard M. Nixon.

 

[mickrussom]

The only Quaker president we've had (so far) was ...

big fan of the j's

Spoiler: nixons thoughts on the synagogue

 

[Nana_Feeder]

Milo is blackmailing this whore and reposting rw gossip that implies her husband is also a cokehead who's anally fucked another Tier F griftslop sekturthot who im not even pathetic enough to know of. More to come

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Weapons-grade cattiness with a million year half-life. Fucking love it

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Milo is blackmailing this whore and reposting rw gossip that implies her husband is also a cokehead who's anally fucked another Tier F griftslop sekturthot who im not even pathetic enough to know of. More to come

I don't know why anybody would ever trust Milo Yiannopoulos. He's basically a snakey little. Hatchet, man. I mean, if I was a rich, connected billionaire, I would use him as a very effective hatchet man against my political enemies, but I wouldn't trust the man. And he wouldn't be allowed within 10 feet of me.

 

[mofu mofo]

if I was a rich, connected billionaire, I would use him as a very effective hatchet man against my political enemies,

This is exactly what the Robert Mercer did.