Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Snekposter]

If these retards try to block the straight they will get bombed into oblivion. They already are going to get bombed into oblivion but thats besides the point. Strikes will probably take place next weekend, with the ammassment of personel and munitions there this is going to be a one and done deal. If other regional players are going to help aside from Isreal or EU Im assuming this will be done in a matter of hours.

Oh yeah, blocking off naval straits has never, ever had dire consequences for anyone who tried it.

This has Baghdad Bob vibes.

We've needed a replacement ever since CNN went full retard.

"I can assure you, every single American bomber has been shot down well before reaching its targets."

"So uh, Secretary Hegseth, what do you have to say about that?"

"Oh, we've got some guys with a Starlink terminal right across the street from where the IRGC headquarters blew up. Here, let me show you a playback of the livestream the protestors were running..."

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Do those even exist? Pretty sure skyking EAMs are too individual units. The first part of the sequence is to designate the unit and whether or not its a training message, and the second part is the orders. More interesting to say "let me know when Skyking starts sending out messages and doesnt stop."

Look at Mr. Chair Force over here thinking he's better than us OSINT peons because none of us here have ever been employed by the DoD. Sorry, DoW now. j/k no hate

Photos of the Abraham Lincoln Carrier Strike Group, accompanied by two military supply ships and two U.S. Coast Guard cutters, in the Arabian Sea today as aircraft from Carrier Air Wing 9 flew overhead.

Two Puddle Pirate boats, huh? So we're doing the Venezuela thing where we're going to be boarding sanctioned boats.


If this was any other Telegram channel or an X account I'd roll my eyes but this is MES who we know have admins who are IRGC and Quds Force vets.

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

Now Venezuela was cake walk and I frankly expected it too be. but most of these third world shitholes have learned that you can bleed america dry via asymmetrical warfare and irregular infantry. North Korea is probably the best example of country towards that bias where if we invaded the insurgency would last decades , in Iran however their are not only multiple ethnic groups vying for power but a government that has a long history of indoctrination of its people in the idea of martyrdom for the state (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyrdom_in_Iran) during the Iran Iraq War most of their officers where purged from the former shah , the IRGC was born from that as a security measure much like the political officers of the NKVD during the ostfront.

The basij war born from this a milita pooling that at the time had everyone from people from 12 too 78 , children begged crying to join. Many where given a short religious lesson on the Quran , a magazine or two for their kalashnikov and driven to the front. Perhaps an artillery strike if they where lucky and out they went thousands of them , using their bodies to clear mine fields , running infront of pillboxes, they where fanatics. When asking an Iraqi friend about his father's time during the war he said they like the Russians with no fear of death , when I asked about gas he said "they got annoying"

I don't think America is prepared to fight such an enemy

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The basisj war born from this a milita pooling that at the time had everyone from people from 12 too 78 , children begged crying to join. Many where given a short religious lesson on the Quran , a magazine or two for their kalashnikov and driven to the front. Perhaps an artillery strike if they where lucky and out they went thousands of them , using their bodies to clear mine fields , running infront of pillboxes, they where fanatics. When asking an Iraqi friend about his father's time during the war he said they like the Russians with no fear of death , when I asked about gas he "they got annoying"

I don't think America is prepared to fight such an enemy

That was over 45 years ago. Most Iranians under the age of 40 hate the Ayatollah and the Islamic Republic. The people killing the protestors were Iraqi and Afghans the regime brought in because they know that if they ordered the IRGC to kill their own country men they'd be facing a coup. Trump isn't Dubya and this isn't 2003, we aren't going to be sending in 100,000 troops to be greeted as liberators. Iran is also Shia and the only majority Shia country in the Gulf so you won't have other nations supporting them like we saw in Iraq and Syria. Jihadism has also fallen out favor by most muslims. Iran isn't an invincible juggernaut, they got their asses handed to them by Israel and couldn't even see our B-2s or Tomahawks. The Ayatollah knows this is the end for him and he doesn't give a fuck because he's in his 80s but a lot of the younger officers don't want to die for no reason. When the Ayatollah either dies or runs away to Russia there will be a coup.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Basically this

Personally I prefer this artistic interpretation of the al-Zutt incident:

Spoiler: Somewhat inappropriate

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

That was over 45 years ago. Most Iranians under the age of 40 hate the Ayatollah and the Islamic Republic. The people killing the protestors were Iraqi and Afghans the regime brought in because they know that if they ordered the IRGC to kill their own country men they'd be facing a coup. Trump isn't Dubya and this isn't 2003, we aren't going to be sending in 100,000 troops to be greeted as liberators. Iran is also Shia and the only majority Shia country in the Gulf so you won't have other nations supporting them like we saw in Iraq and Syria. Jihadism has also fallen out favor by most muslims. Iran isn't an invincible juggernaut, they got their asses handed to them by Israel and couldn't even see our B-2s or Tomahawks. The Ayatollah knows this is the end for him and he doesn't give a fuck because he's in his 80s but a lot of the younger officers don't want to die for no reason. When the Ayatollah either dies or runs away to Russia there will be a coup.

Honestly I think the whats going to happen is going to be a one and done strike kind of a thing maybe take out a couple of there military leaders and some of there fleet then play defense. I cant imagine with the protesters and other factions this will take more then a month before the ayotallah gets thrown out or runs

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

That was over 45 years ago. Most Iranians under the age of 40 hate the Ayatollah and the Islamic Republic. The people killing the protestors were Iraqi and Afghans the regime brought in because they know that if they ordered the IRGC to kill their own country men they'd be facing a coup. Trump isn't Dubya and this isn't 2003, we aren't going to be sending in 100,000 troops to be greeted as liberators. Iran is also Shia and the only majority Shia country in the Gulf so you won't have other nations supporting them like we saw in Iraq and Syria. Jihadism has also fallen out favor by most muslims. Iran isn't an invincible juggernaut, they got their asses handed to them by Israel and couldn't even see our B-2s or Tomahawks. The Ayatollah knows this is the end for him and he doesn't give a fuck because he's in his 80s but a lot of the younger officers don't want to die for no reason. When the Ayatollah either dies or runs away to Russia there will be a coup.

Fair

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

International diplomacy is no different than high school:

Iran's FM is such a Mean Girl.

 

[Snekposter]

International diplomacy is no different than high school:
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Iran's FM is such a Mean Girl.

The Bear and the Dragon by Tom Clancy has one guy internally monologue a description of the whole starting process of "negotiations" as "a married couple getting ready for intercourse by fighting over the TV remote as foreplay".

I've not yet seen any proof that Tom Clancy was wrong about that, only plenty of proof that he was correct.

 

[1999 prick]

The Iranian Army Barracks in on fire, as of now there are no reported casualities.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

The Iranian Army Barracks in on fire, as of now there are no reported casualities.


Iranian Army Barracks Fire.mp4

These fires are normal in the great Islamic Republic! There is no evidence there is an insurgency.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

International diplomacy is no different than high school:
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Iran's FM is such a Mean Girl.

It would be ironic if Araqchi lost a hand when we bomb Iran

 

[Crex Crex]

The Iranian Army Barracks in on fire, as of now there are no reported casualities.


Iranian Army Barracks Fire.mp4

I'm starting to feel protesters have gone underground and moved on to acts of sabotage. That, or CIA/Mossad assets on the ground are prepping the regime for the inevitable devastating assfuck.
Anyway, protests will probably flare up again if enough heads fall and the IRGC is even momentarily incapacitated.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

Israeli news is dropping ominous hints at something tomorrow:

Hebrew is such an ugly sounding language.

The UK has moved six F-35s to Cyprus:


Trump's putting a 25% tariff on anyone trading with Iran:


According to Tousi TV on youtube the IRGC has set up checkpoints around the country. I haven't seen any other reports of this. No strikes this weekend, there aren't enough THAAD and other AA defenses in the Gulf yet.

 

[Riverfagg1599]

Israeli news is dropping ominous hints at something tomorrow:
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The UK has moved six F-35s to Cyprus:
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Trump's putting a 25% tariff on anyone trading with Iran:
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According to Tousi TV on youtube the IRGC has set up checkpoints around the country. I haven't seen any other reports of this. No strikes this weekend, there aren't enough THAAD and other AA defenses in the Gulf yet.

Honestly man I rly like that tousi guy's show and he's very charismatic. And he's Christian. I am probably gonna throw him some membership money tbh.

 

[Pine Tar]

Honestly man I rly like that tousi guy's show and he's very charismatic. And he's Christian. I am probably gonna throw him some membership money tbh.

No kidding. I hope the dude becomes a (in American dollars) billionaire from his Iranian/English fusion pub.

OTOH, the other person who streams all the time about Iran? Gholdie? I get Persian Laura Loomer vibes off of her

 

[Riverfagg1599]

No kidding. I hope the dude becomes a (in American dollars) billionaire from his Iranian/English fusion pub.

OTOH, the other person who streams all the time about Iran? Gholdie? I get Persian Laura Loomer vibes off of her

I honestly have only watched like 5 minutes of her streams. She's just not as high energy. I'm used to listening to like PPP and cyraxx or stuff that's super information dense. She's not really either. She's okay from what I hear but IDK myself.

 

[Falcos_Commisar]

North Korea is probably the best example of country towards that bias where if we invaded the insurgency would last decades

Ehhhh I have a feeling of the Kims went away and the secret police vanished the average North Korean wouldn't fight for shit

They'd just want to get fed

 

[RamblinRosie]

Honestly I think the whats going to happen is going to be a one and done strike kind of a thing maybe take out a couple of there military leaders and some of there fleet then play defense. I cant imagine with the protesters and other factions this will take more then a month before the ayotallah gets thrown out or runs

IMO we should hit the IRGC as hard as we can, where it hurts the most and "accidentally" leave some ak-47s in the houses of all the normies so they can fight back, and then sit back and let the iranians take care of the muslims themselves.

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

Oh yeah, blocking off naval straits has never, ever had dire consequences for anyone who tried it.

We've needed a replacement ever since CNN went full retard.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=loujYg0y7Vk
"I can assure you, every single American bomber has been shot down well before reaching its targets."

"So uh, Secretary Hegseth, what do you have to say about that?"

"Oh, we've got some guys with a Starlink terminal right across the street from where the IRGC headquarters blew up. Here, let me show you a playback of the livestream the protestors were running..."

Comical Ali was interviewed years later in Egypt and was quite professional. he simply said he was doing the job the regime told him too at the time and that was it even if it did make him look like a fucking fool.