🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[Urbicide]

People in chat spamming “it’s not illegal who cares”

It’s funny. We’re here to make fun of people online. Sperging out that people shouldn’t comment on his dick not working and his weird fetishes is so parasocial lmao

 

[taktion]

People in chat spamming “it’s not illegal who cares”

It’s funny. We’re here to make fun of people online. Sperging out that people shouldn’t comment on his dick not working and his weird fetishes is so parasocial lmao

That fine, but there were also more serious stuff alleged against Tom, which were either debunked or there's not enough evidence against Tom.

 

[sibyl vane]

>bunch of feb 2026 joindates vigorously trying to defend the honor of a bunch of pumped and dumped groupies after their attempt to cancel some gooner backfired spectacularly

could end up being kino depending on how deep a hole they're willing to dig for themselves

She is not interesting enough for that. Maybe.

Null just confirmed he will be speaking about Turkey Tom in today's MATI stream.

He said that he's been told a new piece of intormation a few days ago, I wonder what it is...

 

[MA5B]

Ah null is doubling down peak drama incoming

"She lied about many important details such that you can't really trust a lot of what she said, but he didn't address many things that were said so they're probably true" is the sentiment of 80% of posters in this thread.

 

[TheNecoArccountant]

Best part about Josh's defense was I got to learn he's a certified sex-haver

 

[Urbicide]

That fine, but there were also more serious stuff alleged against Tom, which were either debunked or there's not enough evidence against Tom.

The goalpost was set by Tom’s fans to illegal stuff. I was following this for the rape and ageplay fetish allegations (which are still pretty much confirmed), the illegal allegations made me raise an eyebrow, but ultimately with them being debunked I’m still gonna laugh about the not as serious stuff he hasn’t addressed. He doesn’t need to, but that doesn’t mean I have to stop talking about it

 

[Fruttasecca]

@Null would you have interviewed them if they openly told you they were just pissed at him and wanted to share embarrassing gossip to stick it to him?

 

[sibyl vane]

Best part about Josh's defense was I got to learn he's a certified sex-haver

That is incredibly surprising.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Null does not have sex. Null has never seen a woman naked in real life. Null is purer than Christian Weston Chandler circa 2009

 

[actuallynotreally]

I think the disconnect is just that a lot of people didn't care about TT as a lolcow (or at all) before these allegations included non-consensual filming and sex acts. It's just weird to say "Oh he addressed that he had consent to be rough but he DIDN'T address that he can't orgasm from sex. Checkmate Tom sweepers." Like why would he ever mention that. It's not a good point and it's strange to equate the petty gossip (KF totally made his dick soft, trust me) with actual illegal shit.

Edit: Also the doxing complaint is dumb. If Tom should have expected to get fucked over by BPD girls when he's fucking BPD girls then Rowan should have expected to get doxed by making public claims on KF of all places.

 

[Urbicide]

I think the disconnect is just that a lot of people didn't care about TT as a lolcow (or at all) before these allegations included non-consensual filming and sex acts. It's just weird to say "Oh he addressed that he had consent to be rough but he DIDN'T address that he can't orgasm from sex. Checkmate Tom sweepers." Like why would he ever mention that. It's not a good point and it's strange to equate the petty gossip (KF totally made his dick soft, trust me) with actual illegal shit.

More people got interested when he was potentially a sex criminal? And the gossip site still cares about the petty gossip? That’s shocking

Idk reading the thread the past few weeks people have been more interested in the petty gossip. We had like two-three pages about his shitty music taste alone.

You can’t say he’s both totally exonerated on everything and also say certain funny allegations shouldn’t be mentioned

 

[Fruttasecca]

"Done with the stream already Joshie? Come on, lets go upstairs and have some bodily, intimate sex that doesnt rely on sound, imagery and context!"

 

[God's strongest milkman]

One thing I will say about Null's tom segment. He was 100% right that the cock fixation thing is gay as hell. It reminds me of the Rekeita thread where they would mutt post constantly while his court saga was happening.

 

[actuallynotreally]

More people got interested when he was potentially a sex criminal? And the gossip site still cares about the petty gossip? That’s shocking

Idk reading the thread the past few weeks people have been more interested in the petty gossip. We had like two-three pages about his shitty music taste alone.

You can’t say he’s both totally exonerated on everything and also say certain funny allegations shouldn’t be mentioned

Obviously you can still make fun of him for all the embarrassing shit that's been revealed or alleged, there's certainly enough material now. I just think it's retarded to act like the cringe shit is on the same level as the sex crimes and something you'd expect him to address in his video.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

If you care about whether the ladies’ assertions his penis we’re big or not are true, you may be homosexual or a female.

 

[FieldPiece]

What does Josh want Tom to do to disprove the "he can't cum normally" allegations? I don't think he's gonna release a sextape to disprove that shit and frankly that's the only way really.

However, in the response video he claims Rowan wanted to get creampied. Was that before they first had sex or after? Because hows he gonna creampie you if you know he can't cum?

 

[squirrely dan]

Obviously you can still make fun of him for all the embarrassing shit that's been revealed or alleged, there's certainly enough material now. I just think it's retarded to act like the cringe shit is on the same level as the sex crimes and something you'd expect him to address in his video.

I think you should make fun of him for massaging his own ego (and penis) by reading instagram messages from mentally ill sexual partners out loud about how big his dick is and how much they wanna fuck him. While I do find those messages absolutely hilarious (the Batman suit dickhole thing still kills me inside) he came off as a huge gaping goatse-sized asshole by admitting how much he enjoyed fucking with and fucking with those dipshits.

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

What does Josh want Tom to do to disprove the "he can't cum normally" allegations?

Obviously Tom needs to cum tribute the slobbermutt to prove that his dick does, in fact, work.

 

[pentangle]

what is with the very clearly not normie woman trying way too hard to lean into the 'I'm a normie' thing for credibility? Like she can barely string together a coherent sentence without peppering it with terminally online slang. On 0 planet has any normie ever said shit like 'turbo atheist' or 'normie core' or 'sussy' nor would they date someone with a face like Tom's.

damn I was so on point with my suspicions about this

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

The Turkey Tom situation is INSANE.