🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[Pooja Poophole]

@left4dead is this true sisa???

 

[Leo Frank]

Dude just got out some resent he's been building up towards women for years lol

You know most women don’t like it when other women lie about things as serious as this, right? I hate Tom, but I hate women who lie or grossly misrepresent situations like this way more.

I’m a woman

 

[Balthier]

He says he's in Ohio, where I'd be moving to in a few days. I am a woman and i just reply to a shit ton of ig stories constantly LOL, especially ones of people near me.

I concede that maybe it wasn't the worst experience of my life, but definitely one of the worst.

Ok, well these two things don't really line up. If it was such a horrible experience, why would you want to meet him again? The broken heart emoji is right there. You clearly did want to. So you had one of the worst times of your life with him, then continued to follow him and wanted to meet up with him and keep randomly swiping up on his stories?

 

[Not A Lord]

Cut to the cheese retard, bpd whore Kate and any other retard that is seething ready to hit that autistic/dumb reaction BUT won’t actually hold her accountable.
Joke after joke.

Why even bother to try holding her accountable when there are beta cucks like @WE'RE ALL GONNA defending her from day one and then when thread sentiment turned against them went crying to the Talk To Staff forum* to try to get new rules for posting in the thread.

*Correction: Null's Forum Updates and Suggestion thread

Please for the love of God limit people who can post in featured threads.
You already limit who can posts a thread on the vtubing subforum by post engagment, why suffer the same problem of low-effort tourists shitting things up?
Let people browse at least 10 pages before they get to comment something, I don't know. You don't have to make yourself suffer and call all of us retards. This is seriously overdue and will save you and your staff gazillion marillion hours of time.

Then comes back to this thread telling the lolcows to start putting people questioning their bullshit on ignore. The most pathetic simp shit I've ever seen in KF history.

 

[MA5B]

Why do you sound like a guy whose been lied to by women then

No one’s better at hating women than women.

 

[Manimal House]

Oh boy. Another struggle session about Tom's chode, hooray.

at the time i thought that a man just randomly recording without explicit consent was normal.

Uhh, no. Pornbrained people do that and pornbrained people see that as normal. Everyone else would expect to receive or deal a swift kick in the crotch for trying something like that.

Here's the definition for unsolicited

-not asked for; given or done voluntarily.-

Do these screenshots seem to match the definition.. Hmmmmm hehe

I mean, you brought up that you just got lingerie and all that out of nowhere and all he said was "that's awesome you'll have to show me " and continued onto the next subject. That's not exactly a clear demand for you to send nudes, it's just him saying that he'd like to see them. You could have just sent pictures of the items seperately lol but you both knew he wanted to see you naked. "Unsolicited" does not equal "Unwanted".

I am a woman and i just reply to a shit ton of ig stories constantly LOL, especially ones of people near me.

I guess women are retarded with Instagram, who'da thunk it. I'll just say this in case that's true: ladies, don't send messages like this to a guy unless it has been clearly established that he's not interested. We WILL see this as you giving us an invitation into your box. What you sent him was a bit vague but looking at the other screenshots where you replied to his stories within days of each other.....yeah I'd think that a girl would be after my knob too if I got those. Imagine a guy you're dating got messages like that on his instagram from some other woman, would you handwave that shit? I doubt it.

Doesn't address the post about how it’s ‘awesome i look like a little girl’ , doesn't bring up the fact he gave me a bruise on my face, and the ring worm.

Honestly the part that I find sickening about Tom is that from the videos with him chatting and basically saying he wants to fuck a pixie (very adjacent to 1000 year old little vampire) and if he did hit you in the face just to get off, then as far as I'm concerned he deserves to get the dogshit kicked out of him. The problem is that now the holes in the story are so evident, it's hard for me to believe that he put a bruise on you the way you described. Or anything for that matter, no wonder chivalry has never been more dead.


Look we've all done retarded shit before, and this definitely counts as that, but if you have a group of friends and family you have supporting you (like when you say they sat you down and broke down how addicted you are to social media), then good. You should listen to them and withdraw from the Internet as much as you can if you have this kind of a problem. The Internet is fun, but the audience is fickle at most times and NOT your friend during other times. You don't get to feed off the attention you get from it, it's the other way around where it drains your attention and can turn whatever fame or spark you lit against you. You can still have a little bit of dignity.

Spoiler: Unimportant side note

I fucking hate the phrase "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned". It's not the quote itself I hate, it's the way people use it in a way that's meant to excuse bad behavior from emotionally explosive retarded women. As if we should expect a woman to go scorched earth and act like an unreasonable, lying nutcase just because she's THAT pissed about something you did. Therefore, because you should expect women to behave like this, it's partly/mostly/entirely your fault that she's trying to ruin you financially or sink your reputation. You know who gets excused for this type of behavior? CHILDREN. Children are dumb as hell and emotional as hell but we excuse them for that because they're kids, it's not their fault for being retarded because they're still growing. Why do we excuse women for that? You can't say that it's men's fault because that's STILL removing any accountability from grown women who do this or turn a blind eye to it. It must be because women aren't able to take accountability, which means that they're basically no different than children. And if they're no different than children, they shouldn't be allowed to vote.

 

[Urmomisnear]

Women can't do anything better than men

You sound like the perfect man for L4D to date! Careful, I heard she like BWC and a good beating

 

[Leo Frank]

Why do you sound like a guy whose been lied to by women then

I guess because you’re ignorant, I don’t know? I’m not going to PL . A lot of women are often afraid to come forward when they’re actually being abused for fear of not being believed and men can be falsely accused by scorned women and have severe reputational damage that’s irreversible. There’s a lot of real abuse, there’s a lot of false accusations. Both are disturbing facts of life.

As I’ve said, this doesn’t absolve Tom from dating the kind of women he needs a “just in case” folder for. He’s stupid as fuck. Him being a stupid, selfish, into freaks who dress like kids, limp dicked gooner doesn’t give them a pass to suddenly come out and grossly rewrite history.

 

[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

Why even bother to try holding her accountable when there are beta cucks like @WE'RE ALL GONNA defending her from day one and then when thread sentiment turned against them went crying to the Talk To Staff forum to try to get new rules for posting in the thread.


Then comes back to this thread telling the lolcows to start putting people questioning their bullshit on ignore. The most pathetic simp shit I've ever seen in KF history.

Here's the gist of my angle: most of you guys are asking questions that she cannot answer (cease and desist) or shitting on her endlessly isn't "holding her accountable. " She stated herself she won't post again after tonight. I want information. Why are you so insistent on being her daddy and telling her how much of a naughty little girl she is?

I'm not defending her, you can look at all my posts. I have never used Talk To Staff either, so it seems like you're just salty I called you out a few hundred pages back. Stay salty faggot.

 

[WSPWSPWSPWSP]

I bet it's been an awkward week for Rowan. I'd assume she's been kicked out of her greek frat society thing for being overall embarassing and saying nigga behind closed doors. I'll be surprised if she doesn't get kicked out of college overall for her comments.

I can imagine the church she goes to will learn about it, then word will spread. BROOTAL

Not sure if her mum knows about the extent of the texts, but if she does that's rough lol

Can't say it's not deserved though. Just remember you brought this upon yourself because you lack reflection and impulse control.

 

[Buzz Killington]

 

[MA5B]

Can you guys go argue on one of your profiles or something this is gay

 

[Abeezo]

Can you guys go argue on one of your profiles or something this is gay

FOR REAL save the incel debates for after we get the drama. Can't we all just get along?

 

[Wodanaz]

at the time i thought that a man just randomly recording without explicit consent was normal. In the interview I stated that I did not think I was a victim until much later; when my friends kept bringing it up to me late 2024. So at the time I did not think it was a violation of my privacy, this was 2 years ago and if this happened today I would not have reacted the same way.

So you are still asserting that he recorded you without your consent. And you still have no proof.

And you want us to believe that you just didn't know how retarded Rowan was. Tee hee she's so stupid, but not me, I'm a serious person who would never accuse someone of something with no proof. Trust me bro.

Bye bye my good kiwis I will be going back to my normal life…

I doubt you learned much from this, so good luck.

I hate women..

 

[IntelDementiumIII]

I can't help but imagine Rowan has access to nuclear-grade info that doesn't directly relate to her but was too stupid, self-absorbed and victimhood focused to recognise what was actually significant to share before getting gagged.

 

[FieldPiece]

Hi guys.. Sorry.. My plane just landed..

Hows Mars, good?

(also with therapy and learning self worth).

If you think self worth is some hot shit just wait until you turn 32 and learn empathy.

 

[DominoPetachi]

Okay then .

Bitch flew to Mars apparently.

I’m gonna have to take my top hats and trash cans now, because it is absolutely disgusting how she rolled over on her co-conspirator. Every ho for themselves, I guess.

“I’m sorry I’m an iNaDvErtEnt lying cunt, Jersh. I hope you’ll still give women a voice teehee.”

@left4dead Thanks for being a shining example of why men don’t believe women and why they’re constantly saying dumb shit like “women are a mistake”. And then you have the audacity to say that YOU hate women? Excuse you? You jump at the chance for 5 seconds of fame by “exposing” Turkey Tampon as being sexually abusive and recording you without your consent which turned out to be not provable or just a straight up debunked lie and now YOU hate women?

Fuck outta here with your I didn’t know it wasn’t okay to whip out your phone and record during sex uwu. Bitch it’s 2026. EVERYONE knows that’s not okay because that has NEVER been okay. And now we have to ask when he recorded without your consent; was is the first time you fucked or several fucks in? Doesn’t matter, because now we can’t trust anything you or that wannabe LatinX transracial retard say because you’re both untrustworthy and therefore unreliable narrators.

You’re a grown woman. You are 100% responsible for the shit you allow to happen in your life. I don’t give a fuck what disorder you diagnosed yourself with. Your choices are still YOUR responsibility. You thought you were going to uwu your way into e-fame with a nigger rich Bulgarian troglodyte. Shit didn’t work out because you’re both dry ass retards who said the word “true” to each other more than any other word in the English vocabulary, so when you saw your chance at a little internet notoriety, you jumped on it like you jumped on his prick.

Both you and Rowan were absolutely gassed up by the attention you were getting through Josh’s interview like two little deranged BPD vampires. We all heard it. Well bitch it backfired and now you’re trying to slink away and dodge accountability. Absolutely reprehensible.

“Bye bye kiwifarms. I’m gonna go back to my life now.”

Good luck, whore.

 

[Tutu]

However, judging by Katies hair, clothing choices, tattoos, unwillingness to private her socials, and apparent lack of higher education, she is actually probably the more stupid of the two.

Judging by your inability to see how the way Katie carried herself throughout this whole debacle was more consistent than Sacramento because you don't like her style and lack of a diploma (didn't you post a whole wall of text about how useless the other girl's degree is?), you are the most retarded of them all. Despite being the one without BPD, Sacramento's breakup call was more borderline than what we have seen from Katie so far. We could have actually gotten responses from Turkey Tom about his questionable behavior if Sacramento planned things better.

 

[insensitive]

God fucking damn it. I wanted more info on what happened with the vidcon girl.

 

[MA5B]

God fucking damn it. I wanted more info on what happened with the vidcon girl.

I have a feeling this won’t be the last time we learn about the escapades of our favorite Bulgarian sexpest. It’ll probably be a while though.