💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Silence of the Troons]

From r/imisstheoldidubbbz. A Redditor caught yet another freaky eye twitch moment.

https://archive.ph/jvEla

Going through the Stoic Ian part of the stream from yesterday, I found this segment (2:15:52-2:19:52 in the OG stream/49:32-53:32 in the archive.org stream) where Ian talks about U.S. involvement in South America and draws parallels between Venezuela and U.S. coups in the 70s and 80s. Isaac with the child molester 'stache talks about how the people who criticize Simple Ian are historically illiterate and probably couldn't even name three regime changes. Can Ian?

Isaac then asks Ian if he has ever read () the Marxist author Michael Parenti. Ian predictably says no ( ) and then reveals he's trying to read Patrick Rothfuss because a chatter recommended his books to him, but he hasn't started reading whatever series he's trying to get into yet. Isaac recommends Kurt Vonnegut to him, as if Simple Ian's brain would ever be able to handle Slaughterhouse 5. Ian says he "never has enough time (brain power) to read" . The money he spent on those Rothfuss books could've gone to socks and kombucha. Instead, he's going to continue being sockless and kombuchaless in his cuck headquarters while his collection of novels just sits there collecting dust because of the simple fact that he's too intellectually disabled to get through a book.

I find it hilarious how these people fancy themselves intellectual thinkers when both Ian and the sniveling Britbong faggot admit to basically never reading books.

 

[Big Fart Bart]

I missed a turn here, are they crashing out cause they were mocked in the collab or?

 

[SmashJT is GAY & Divorced]

I missed a turn here, are they crashing out cause they were mocked in the collab or?

Yep, the Cuck's posse was in the chat, powerless to moderate while people said ~~creepy~~ and ~~weirdo~~ shit.

They then fled to Discord to debrief themselves.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

where Ian talks about U.S. involvement in South America and draws parallels between Venezuela and U.S. coups in the 70s and 80s.

Fix the fucking site moot Null, i need to see this shit EDIT: Nevermind, i am retarded, the archive link is right there. Gonna watch now (watched it, should've known that Simple Ian just alludes to stuff in one sentence rather than elaborating on what he is talking about. Moron.)

Isaac with the child molester 'stache talks about how the people who criticize Simple Ian are historically illiterate and probably couldn't even name three regime changes.

This nigger really thinks that remembering stuff from high school history class is a flex, my God. EDIT: The inbred britbong smug-chuckling like Sargon at his peak after "regime changes", you can't make this shit up. Remind me again why someone in the UK is on a stream to spout his hot takes on US politics?

Isaac then asks Ian if he has ever read () the Marxist author Michael Parenti. Ian predictably says no ( )

*chef's kiss*

Isaac recommends Kurt Vonnegut

The predictability of these people... I got my personal beef with Vonnegut because his prose never clicked with me but i made the effort to power through more than just Slaughterhouse 5 to learn that fact, i am convinced Isaac (Zionist-coded name btw) and people like him never even read so much as the Cliffs Notes of any Vonnegut novel, they only claim to have read his books to sound smart and intellectual. I completely agree with you that there's practically no chance in hell that Simple Ian could understand something like Slaughterhouse 5 (which isn't the most complex literary work), nigger would put down the book five pages in and then make a fuggin' five hour cope stream about people who enjoy reading books.

 

[Chongqing]

There's very real chance that Max and Chad have seen this thread as depressing for them as that might be. They're both quite aware of the lolcow sphere, even the more obscure ones. They've brought up Boogie, Shoenice, WorldofTShirts, James Cage White, Darksydephil, and Kingcobrajfs at various points in their videos.

You can't tell me people that know that many lolcows haven't ever browsed this website and come across this thread.

I'm pretty sure they have.

In a recent video, they acknowledged that they think the phrase, "LOVE WINS" is funny.

They unveiled a painting of Andrew Tate kissing a man. The punchline tattooed on Anisa's knuckles flashed across the screen and they laughed really hard.

 

[HerbertWest]

Thank you, Chieftess Hates-Dune-Coons.

So, we've got some main Idubbbz fangunts:
Han9999, Mudfoot, Obeescity, Zo Wee Mama (probably Han), Sxzarbo.

Am I missing any?
And I forget where the post was, but do we know their employment status as well? I'm curious to see who is a teenage-tankie living in their mom's basement and who's living off of disability.

There are few others although they are less prominent:
-pineapplememace
-track3moonchild
- thegreatziegfeld1
- nata_the human (she’s Anisas friend, frequently replying to her “secret” twitter account)
-Itsaho69 (back modding frequently too)
-boregasm666
-opossumofpine
-xqcdraingang
- ozzyozman
- satanssidepiece (very ill and disabled individual)
-scullyscoliosis (payed reddit mod)

Those above are the most frequent chatters and bootlickers, according to the chat records provided by @clipartfan92 (many thanks btw) Also there’s the Emily something gorl(?) who is an h3 alog, and I think she(?) even got banned at first.

Anyway, the truest and bestest Ian fans were all present in the Gaza charity stream chat.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

Is quite horrifying how degenerate these people are and i dont mean it in the sexual context, these people have literally nothing better to do than power trip on a washed up cuck's chat, they have no hobbies, no jobs (except Han) no loved ones, nothing but to gate keep a senile cuck past his prime youtuber. Is unreal that people like this exist unironically.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

Simple Ian's brain would ever be able to handle Slaughterhouse 5

I would pay to see him try to understand Howard Campbell Jr's character arc and thematic relevance to SH5 and Mother Night. fugginnn uhhh.... nazi weirdo.... creep...

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Their Discord has now become a full on group cope session.
This is how you know that yesterday's colab was a complete shit show - that Discord hasn't moved in weeks and now it's just people crying and coping.

ZoWeeMama would like us to choke to death (very leftist and progressive) and would also like every man to know that they have a very small penis . She also sends a message to all the women from KF: improve yourselves (sounds like something that Anisa would say).

Once again, just more coping and seething, saying that the people that inhabit KF/snark subs should get a life, kill themselves, etc. Funny, coming from a echo chamber that spends 24/7 on the Ethan Klein snark subs, cannot spend more than 24 hours saying how shitty Lex Jewthor is and that fully support taking away someone's children, income and beating him senseless (in a boxing ring, according to Ian).
Once again, they also confirmed that they constantly check the r/imisstheoldidubbz and this thread (Hi!). Yesterday, Han was going on about someone "posting KF references" and I don't even know what the fuck that means, so she must spend all her time here reading up on the lore.

I hope Ian does more collabs. This has been the most interesting thing to me since the 90 Day Fiancé debacle.

(Attatchments are still fucked. It should work if you click on them, though)

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My penis being tiny is the real reason thousands of people mock and laugh at this power couple on a daily basis

 

[HerbertWest]

The predictability of these people... I got my personal beef with Vonnegut because his prose never clicked with me but i made the effort to power through more than just Slaughterhouse 5 to learn that fact, i am convinced Isaac (Zionist-coded name btw) and people like him never even read so much as the Cliffs Notes of any Vonnegut novel, they only claim to have read his books to sound smart and intellectual. I completely agree with you that there's practically no chance in hell that Simple Ian could understand something like Slaughterhouse 5 (which isn't the most complex literary work), nigger would put down the book five pages in and then make a fuggin' five hour cope stream about people who enjoy reading books

Heavy OT and PL, but I wrote a seminal essay on Vonnegut when in highschool and for that I had to read all of his works. I personally enjoyed The player piano and The breakfast of champions. It was easy to read, clever (for a high schooler) and entertaining.
Slaughterhouse 5 is his most famous work and I can see why, but it is highly overrated imo.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

The author of the clips is Obee himself, so he has to have some admin rights

Nah anybody can clip, though I do think the streamer can delete clips after the fact.

 

[Chongqing]

I would pay to see him try to understand Howard Campbell Jr's character arc and thematic relevance to SH5 and Mother Night. fugginnn uhhh.... nazi weirdo.... creep...

It would be funny if there was something like Drunk History, but instead of drunk people it's simple Ian trying to explain things he's been forced to read.

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

It would be funny if there was something like Drunk History, but instead of drunk people it's simple Ian trying to explain things he's been forced to read.

He should start a cameo then?

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

It would be funny if there was something like Drunk History, but instead of drunk people it's simple Ian trying to explain things he's been forced to read.

The sing is like.... you know... like, fuggin'... is like a joke, hmmm... nyehyehyehye cuz is like... fugging, the shop is like... nyehyehyehye.... called feed and seed or sumfuggin... oh is fugging like, sneeds feed and... uhm... like seed i think... cuz like hmm, both is like.... nyehyehye.... is like both sound like... hmmm eed like fuggin... you know... sneed uhm...so when like... you know this frigging guy... what was his name again? nyehyehye.... so yeah... like when Chuck owned the thing.... would have been like Chucks fuck and suck nyehyehyehye.

 

[Anakin Soywalker]

The sing is like.... you know... like, fuggin'... is like a joke, hmmm... nyehyehyehye cuz is like... fugging, the shop is like... nyehyehyehye.... called feed and seed or sumfuggin... oh is fugging like, sneeds feed and... uhm... like seed i think... cuz like hmm, both is like.... nyehyehye.... is like both sound like... hmmm eed like fuggin... you know... sneed uhm...so when like... you know this frigging guy... what was his name again? nyehyehye.... so yeah... like when Chuck owned the thing.... would have been like Chucks fuck and suck nyehyehyehye.

Chuck's feeduck and seeduck!

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

The breakfast of champions

OT too but that is the only one of his novels i really liked and i fully admit i only read it after watching the absolute insanity that is the movie adaption with Bruce Willis in the leading role.

 

[Billy Bong]

Another price cut on the Seattle home today. Stay frosty friends

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In five years, they'll unload that shithole to Blackrock for a cool 600K

 

[B1sh0pR0yc0n]

i forgot. Does Ian even work a side job or does he solely stream and shit? i feel like after the last creator crash failure he's probably working at a gas station now or something lol

 

[HerbertWest]

In five years, they'll unload that shithole to Blackrock for a cool 600K

Could be a nice place for a daycare perhaps?

 

[AGL Blue Bros]

I hope Ian does more collabs. This has been the most interesting thing to me since the 90 Day Fiancé debacle.

Ian has at best one more big collab stream with these guys before he's totally cut off. He's trying to join naturally decisive group with a big target on his back, it doesn't matter when he's doing people will show up just to alog him. He's got no energy, no experience in politics, and nothing interesting to say about anything. His community is almost as bad as the aloggers it seems if not worse in them trying to take control. What benefit is there in having him around?