🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[kittyhou]

Okay I'm not going to post pictures because these random sorority girls didn't do anything wrong but I'll put it gently - this was not the pretty girl sorority. Rowan is actually one of the best looking, as sad as that is. So she'd have had no issues getting guys from their associated frat.

List the pregnancies then.

 

[FallOfGrumps]

In this thread sometimes I feel kinda bad about making fun of a girl over 20 years younger than me but then I see shit like this

I don't. When I was a kid and submitted a cartoon to newgrounds, the very first comment I received was "Hang yourself." Mean comments from internet strangers is just a right of passage.

 

[justwantedtoread]

List the pregnancies then.

Doesn't look like any they kept? None of their profile pictures have a baby or a kid in them. Like half of them are fatties though, so who knows, maybe one of them is pregnant.

 

[Billy Herrington "Aniki"]

so I guess this meme was true. Another W for martin luther.

 

[stinkytosserditch69god]

Okay I'm not going to post pictures because these random sorority girls didn't do anything wrong but I'll put it gently - this was not the pretty girl sorority. Rowan is actually one of the best looking, as sad as that is. So she'd have had no issues getting guys from their associated frat.

And that's why Baylor is for the leftovers or boogawolf baptists. Even the ugly sorority hoes at my school looked better than that.

 

[CircuSphere]

Also just as someone that enjoys my content. Don't you dare try and push null not to interview crazy women. That shits gold

He was just awful hostile to that Auggie guy who was stuck between a rock and a hard place and ultimately got it right.

It is jilted lover drama between mutaul freaks. The texts show Tom is worried about something like this happening, he's not extorting her, he's looking for her boundaries and he is concerned about his celebrity baggage.

You are right that it is embarrassing AF, I just dont think we should be treating him like a predator. I think he got swept up, let his gaurd down, gave in to temptation and it bit him.

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Idk how to print to PDF right now Im going through and recording a ton of videos of our texts w Nudes Personal Info/dms with friends and adresses deleted only I have like 6 videos so far.

 

[Gator_Aids]

He was just awful hostile to that Auggie guy who was stuck between a rock and a hard place and ultimately got it right.

It is jilted lover drama between mutaul freaks. The texts show Tom is worried about something like this happening, he's not extorting her, he's looking for her boundaries and he is concerned about his celebrity baggage.

You are right that it is embarrassing AF, I just dont think we should be treating him like a predator. I think he got swept up, let his gaurd down, gave in to temptation and it bit him.

Augje is still a smug faggot and a groyper. Perhaps theres less of a reason to shit on him for this specific event, but it in no way diminishes the need for the world to take all sources of joy from him.

 

[Shadowmän]

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so I guess this meme was true. Another W for martin luther.

in defense of catholics this bitch navigated in each "trad" Christianity variation for her larp in one of her other accounts she had an orthodox Cross in the bio so is easy to think she got into the Christian larp cycle jerks of "i'm more trad than u"

 

[FieldPiece]

Guys I found esoteric teachings of Martin Luther speaking about how "Those papist bitches be insane, total thots, we gotta reach out to my boy Ralph he says he's gonna build a church on that land". Case? CLOSED! The Ralphamale wills it.

 

[Shakira Flabbergasted]

Tom:
+1 for being affluent
+1 for not being fat
+1 for not being short
+1 for being yoked
+1 for being efamous
-2 for severe personality or social development issues (internet manchild, sexual dysfunction)

Rowan:
+0.5 for being affluent (through family)
+1 for not being fat
+1 for not being covered in tattoos and the usual shit
-2 for severe personality or social development issues (deceptiveness, vengefulness)

Result:
Tom: 8
Rowan: 7.5

Is this that girl math I've been hearing about?

 

[Wodanaz]

There was literally proof.

What are you talking about? The main complaints were that Tom recorded them without their consent, and that he was too rough during sex, not caring when they protested. Those claims were utterly refuted in Tom's video, multiple times.

I regret to inform you, but I don't like fucking liars. They lied. Knowingly, and maliciously. All sins are not, in fact, created equal. Having sex with women who want to have sex with you is not as damning as lying to thousands of people in an attempt to ruin your ex boyfriend's life.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Imagine breaking up with someone and they make a pdf file of your entire relationship for public consumption. Toms really living the dream.

Fair bet one or both these ladies were or are keeping hair they cut while Tom was sleepy.

 

[xertruglia]

Many here comment "I've always hated him". Did you hate him for being rude? For saying something unwoke? Let me tell you when I started hating this faggot. When I saw this child with a shittily drawn timmy turner talksprite making fun of mr enter in a baby voice, I knew he would grow up to be a rotten retard. I commented "get off the computer!" But he did not listen. It was too late. If you do not view him with disgust for being a kid YouTuber, you are too young and I think you should be zapped from the Internet. Maybe one day it will all shut down and you can all suffer.

 

[Lasagna4Dead]

Also for some reason I do not have our text logs from before June, but everything else from that point on from there I have.

upload the videos to youtube and keep them as unlisted, if you want to use a pdf format, Microsoft word works pretty well for editing and printing pdfs, if you want you could just lump all files together and make it into a zip file then post the zip file with the contents, just make sure its not like 250+ mb

 

[Enginig Gaming]

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so I guess this meme was true. Another W for martin luther.

Civil Right Acts is a mistake bro.

Also i was out off here what did i miss guys and gals?

 

[Shadowmän]

Im sorry to shit the thread even more but the boomers and chud millenials acting like the attached image about turkey Tom and him being gen z is amusing to see.

 

[SpergPatrol]

The smaller commentary channels are beginning to cover Tom's response.
The most notable is CopeAndSeethe; the guy who helped SaberSpark clear his false rape accusations.
You can imagine their reaction to this already.

 

[Molag Bal]

This thread has become a very embarrassing open air therapy session for men.

Don't try burying your head in copes and rationalizing away the embarrassment. Just own up to it.
You decided to throw in with Rowan and castigate Tom without question, and you ate shit for it. The same way you did with Channing Creager before her, and the same way you inevitably will again, the next time some eceleb's jilted ex decides she wants to destroy him.

You need to stop idolizing women and start accepting that they are deeply flawed. Now more than ever.
You keep spewing this delusion that women can't be paraphilic, that they can't be gooners, that whenever paraphilic behaviour happens, it's men's fault, but Rowan is a textbook example proving that this isn't the case. Now that we have convos from both sides, it's clear that it wasn't Tom that had the rape fetish, Rowan had a rape fetish and did everything she could to force him to play along. He didn't record them fucking because he needed goon material, he did so because she demanded it from him.

But in general, this is a good thing, KF cannot be held responsible for the stupid lil' posts made here, and you can say what you want, its far better than the alternative.

No, the discontent with the kiwitubers is completely valid.
"Kiwifarms is an evil and untrustworthy site and so I will avoid ever mentioning it for fear that people will find it and read its contents."
Sure, this is a cringe and objectively bad take, but it is at least a take that is internally consistent. But the kiwitubers' whole thing is
"Kiwifarms is an evil and untrustworthy site, so I will avoid ever mentioning it for fear that people will find it and read its contents, but I will also use those evil and untrustworthy contents as the main or only source for all my videos"
It is internally inconsistent and it is also deceptive to their audiences. They deserve all the shit they're getting for it. The least they could do, is at least name the source they've been citing for all their content.

If you were disgusted with Tom likely having age played with Ellie, may I ask why you asked Tom to see the movie Lolita with you and why you were okay with your friend having a Lolita poster?

Is there something about you and Tom that you're not telling us?

I agree with this post too much to merely like it.
I want answers, @sacramento89 , you clearly don't have a problem with pedo shit, so what exactly is your contention with him ageplaying with Ellie or Kai?
Do you have some involvement with that kind of stuff that Tom has graciously omitted from his response? Have you and him been ageplaying? Because going off of what we know so far, I'm theorizing that ageplay, aka the 'victim' in your rape fantasies being a child is part of your rape fetish, and the whole reason you're upset about Ellie is that Tom partook in (part of) your favorite fetish with someone other than yourself.

Gamers, why are women so faulty? This is why Turkey Tom was warranted beating that bitch, otherwise she'd do some weird ass cosplay as a british Victorian era chimney sweeper child and get stuck in his chimney and die.

The truth is that men and women are not designed to act as completely autonomous entities, but rather are meant to act as two parts of a whole. They have complementing mindsets and if one of the two is isolated from the other for too long, dysfunction rapidly takes hold.
Men are designed to be stronger than women SPECIFICALLY because women often come up with bad and self-destructive ideas, and if not for a man urging them to reason with the back of his hand, will act on said ideas. The fact that we've outlawed doing so is why so many countries are rife with dysfunction even when men and women join together.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Don't try burying your head in copes and rationalizing away the embarrassment. Just own up to it.
You decided to throw in with Rowan and castigate Tom without question, and you ate shit for it. The same way you did with Channing Creager before her, and the same way you inevitably will again, the next time some eceleb's jilted ex decides she wants to destroy him.

You need to stop idolizing women and start accepting that they are deeply flawed. Now more than ever.
You keep spewing this delusion that women can't be paraphilic, that they can't be gooners, that whenever paraphilic behaviour happens, it's men's fault, but Rowan is a textbook example proving that this isn't the case. Now that we have convos from both sides, it's clear that it wasn't Tom that had the rape fetish, Rowan had a rape fetish and did everything she could to force him to play along. He didn't record them fucking because he needed goon material, he did so because she demanded it from him.

Your mom can’t hurt you anymore guy, you are grown up now. You can be free from your anger. Just be free bro!