🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[Guts]

FLAMENCO MENTION?

edit:
OkayHe'sJustRetardedIguessRFC: "If Katie and Sacramento wanted to fuck over Turkey Tom, they would have avoided the sperging on KiwiFarms and just done this interview."

... Are you... fucking stupid?

 

[control1987]

How long has this fucking stream been? It feels like I've been watching Augie sweep for hours. IT'S BEEN 7 HOURS OF PURE COPE. Get with the fucking program Augie.

I’ve never seen this much dead air in the last 7 hours. Augie is beyond washed as a streamer

 

[Guts]

I’ve never seen this much dead air in the last 7 hours. Augie is beyond washed as a streamer

It's because he's spending the majority of his time trying to figure out how exactly he's going to save himself after this if the janitorial staff completely fails. It's his gears turning on the postulation that this is in fact true and what that means for him and his ilk.

 

[Dr. Dickhead]

FLAMENCO MENTION?

edit:
OkayHe'sJustRetardedIguessRFC: "If Katie and Sacramento wanted to fuck over Turkey Tom, they would have avoided the sperging on KiwiFarms and just done this interview."

... Are you... fucking stupid?

It was a superchat or w/e for $3 from an account named flamenco, basically amounted to "you get what you fucking deserve"

 

[Urbicide]

You don’t have to accuse him of a crime.

You just have to admit that all the non illegal stuff that’s been proven is cringe and bad enough to kick anyone else out

 

[Catastrophically Retarded]

You don’t have to accuse him of a crime.

You just have to admit that all the non illegal stuff that’s been proven is cringe and bad enough to kick anyone else out

Don't you know you are low iq ? Straight from Augies mouth.

 

[Gunt Super Soldier]

I’ve never seen Augie’s chat in total revolt like this.

 

[control1987]

I’ve never seen Augie’s chat in total revolt like this.

“I’m not sweeping” and he proceeds to pull a denims by staying quiet when he hears damning claims against his friend

 

[Gator_Aids]

Augie melting the fuck down as his chat points out the moving goal posts for who commentary attacks and doesn't.

 

[8888]

Constant dead air, arguing with his chat (AND LOSING), sperging and some of the most insanely retarded takes on this situation out of all the commentary bros. I've watched Augie since 2020, and this is probably the most lolcow-esque stream I've ever seen from him.

 

[JoshPlz]

Did they at least insist on the retarded gooner to use condoms? Because being fucked bloody is a fantastic way to catch HIV and other STD's.

 

[Too Sneed to care]

It's because he's spending the majority of his time trying to figure out how exactly he's going to save himself after this if the janitorial staff completely fails. It's his gears turning on the postulation that this is in fact true and what that means for him and his ilk.

Every year it's one of his former co-hosts/friends that goon too hard or just go full retard either way the corn harvest

It was a superchat or w/e for $3 from an account named flamenco, basically amounted to "you get what you fucking deserve"

Lmao if he wasn't so irrelevant I wonder what his thoughts on this all this is because wasn't it the loli con shit that got him kicked out of the commentary community ?

 

[control1987]

Constant dead air, arguing with his chat (AND LOSING), sperging and some of the most insanely retarded takes on this situation out of all the commentary bros. I've watched Augie since 2020, and this is probably the most lolcow-esque stream I've ever seen from him.

And I thought Nich has been cucked as of late

 

[Hal]

Augie, your own chat is calling you out for being the sweeping gimp faggot that you are, it’s fucking over dude give up.

 

[ProxyAnon]

 

[Shadow Banned By God]

Constant dead air, arguing with his chat (AND LOSING), sperging and some of the most insanely retarded takes on this situation out of all the commentary bros. I've watched Augie since 2020, and this is probably the most lolcow-esque stream I've ever seen from him.

I get that he's cool with tom but holy fuck, this is hard to watch. I've been watching RFC for years, too, and never seen him be this pussy to get on someone's ass
he done more with less, this nigga acting like an bitch over this, come on

 

[Glue]

You don’t have to accuse him of a crime.

You just have to admit that all the non illegal stuff that’s been proven is cringe and bad enough to kick anyone else out

It is literally that simple, I don't get why he's trying to find so much nuance in such a bleak situation. Stop the sweep Augie, you're losing credibility.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Augie is really easy to rile up. All it takes is someone calling him a name and he reads it off and responds before going slackjawed again. How did he become popular?

 

[Istmyl Ilsender]

Turkey Tom must be blackmailing Augie too

 

[MA5B]

Augie is really easy to rile up. All it takes is someone calling him a name and he reads it off and responds before going slackjawed again. How did he become popular?

I don't watch him a ton but my impression is he's normally not like this, it seems that having to cover one of his self-admitted close friend's dirty laundry is taking a toll on him.