💼 Careercow Will Stancil / whstancil / stancilculture - "Vibecession" proponent and Biden booster neolib, the "chihuahua of twitter", Important Master's Degree (in Black People), chooses endurance mode "lolcowing through it" as an argument strategy, "Proud member of Do-Something Twitter", raped by Grok

[REGENDarySumanai]

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Leftoids are worried because the feds have tracked all the biggest trouble makers which apparently includes our hero Will Stancil.

Will wants to be imprisoned so Grok doesn't rape him again.

 

[behindyourightnow]

(He so dearly wants to be arrested & oppressed. )
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Damn, I was joking before when I said he wanted ICE to rape him but I was wrong, Will Deeply Yearns To Be Raped, on a metaphysical level, he is not comfortable in his skin unless he is being raped by at least one sentient being, and preferably several.

Will is under attack from the radical left
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They aren't going to accept you, white boy! Its time to embrace the dark side and become The Stancilwaffen

They're all a bunch of bitter crabs in a bucket who can't stand Will, not just because he's a white man, but because he seems to be a) leaving his house and b) genuinely experiencing emotions that aren't masked in careful cynicism and internet irony. Bluesky troons hate that shit, it's like sunlight to vampires to them because they despise all life and hope.

It's particularly jarring when you compare it to Will's right-wing anti-fans on X, who clearly possess a kind of genuine affection for him.

 

[ProudSkibidiTolietAryan]

Will is under attack from the radical left
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They aren't going to accept you, white boy! Its time to embrace the dark side and become The Stancilwaffen

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO "DO BE LIKE THAT" MR STANCIL



YOU SEE THIS MR STANCIL? ARE YOU GOING TO ALLOW THEM TO BEAT YOU DOWN MY STANCIGGA?

OR ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT BACK AND SHEEEIT
FIGHT BACK MR STANCIL. FIGHT BACK.

I know what I must do. Thank you strong my independent black person.

FUCK YOU STANCIL YOU DID NOT SUPPORT ME ENOUGH TODAY ON BLUESKY YOU FUCKING BIGOTT ACKKKKKKKKKIM ON FIRE IM ON FIRE SOMEONE HELP MY NEOCLITTY SOMEONE HELP..

 

[Positron]

 

[Bitchy Babylonian Barber]

Will wants to be imprisoned so Grok doesn't rape him again.

Going to prison to escape rape sounds like a dumb plan, yet weirdly in character for Herr Stancil

 

[Herpes is Brat]

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Wait till the blue sky crowd learns about his sexual assault sprees

 

[Positron]

The Trump admin is weak.


Liberalism do be like that.


Slushbrains want to send Stancil money.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

I don't want to be everyone's informant on the benefits and deficits of the Honda Fit given that my whole experience is a few Costco runs with my aged auntie, but one thing I gotta add is this:

I am 5'5" and the ride feels small. The rear-view mirror obstructs my vision; when the visors are down I can't see the traffic lights.

This thing was made for 5' tall nip girls to nip around in.

Where I'm going with this is this: How tall is this faggot that the Fit is a comfortable ride?

It's a girl car. Is he the size of a girl?

I need measurements.

 

[Got Milk!]

I don't want to be everyone's informant on the benefits and deficits of the Honda Fit given that my whole experience is a few Costco runs with my aged auntie, but one thing I gotta add is this:

I am 5'5" and the ride feels small. The rear-view mirror obstructs my vision; when the visors are down I can't see the traffic lights.

This thing was made for 5' tall nip girls to nip around in.

Where I'm going with this is this: How tall is this faggot that the Fit is a comfortable ride?

It's a girl car. Is he the size of a girl?

I need measurements.

160cm tall and 120cm wide thanks to taco hoarding

 

[Johann Bacha Bazi]

I don't want to be everyone's informant on the benefits and deficits of the Honda Fit given that my whole experience is a few Costco runs with my aged auntie, but one thing I gotta add is this:

I am 5'5" and the ride feels small. The rear-view mirror obstructs my vision; when the visors are down I can't see the traffic lights.

This thing was made for 5' tall nip girls to nip around in.

Where I'm going with this is this: How tall is this faggot that the Fit is a comfortable ride?

It's a girl car. Is he the size of a girl?

I need measurements.

So if he's below 5'5", then his considerable girth (considering his lack of muscle mass) would put him at 190-200 lbs? There doesn't seem to be a good height/weight estimator/visualizer for men that I can find online.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

I think what's really up there in lolcow stuff is he really thinks ice agents are going "uhh sheesh they're blowing their horns, guess we better just get clear out of here and disband " after one week as if they're not getting a 30k bonus great benefits and double overtime for playing car keep away ( a game me and my friends would play) with Will

 

[Autistic Joe]

I think what's really up there in lolcow stuff is he really thinks ice agents are going "uhh sheesh they're blowing their horns, guess we better just get clear out of here and disband " after one week as if they're not getting a 30k bonus great benefits and double overtime for playing car keep away ( a game me and my friends would play) with Will

We know the whole thing is just a LARP, but oh my god how vivid it must be playing out in his warped little mind. Those tweets were amazing! He's leading THE RESISTANCE, chasing away the ne'er-do-well Federal Agents!

 

[JustStopDude]

We know the whole thing is just a LARP, but oh my god how vivid it must be playing out in his warped little mind. Those tweets were amazing! He's leading THE RESISTANCE, chasing away the ne'er-do-well Federal Agents!

What do you want him to do? Come to terns with being a terminal virgin completely dependent on his parents for financial support?

Him escaping into a fantasy world makes perfect sense.

 

[SCV]

The city is fully mobilized against the invaders.

I was willing to believe a few dozen people are stupid enough to try and follow ICE around. We've seen the videos and that one bint was shot of course. But over a dozen "radio dispatchers"? Are the neighborhoods in question small enough that walkie talkies work? Surely there's not two dozen ham operators doing this? I would've thought HAM operators would be more survivalist-righty-lolbert guys and it's not like somalies can do that.

I don't believe it.

 

[Neetness]

Slushbrains want to send Stancil money.
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He has a job?

 

[deleuzeon]

I think what's really up there in lolcow stuff is he really thinks ice agents are going "uhh sheesh they're blowing their horns, guess we better just get clear out of here and disband " after one week as if they're not getting a 30k bonus great benefits and double overtime for playing car keep away ( a game me and my friends would play) with Will

He also thinks they personally know him and know where he lives and point at his apartment while driving with him behind them to intimidate him. He considers this more plausible than that they are just pointing at something else, like a turn in the road.

 

[Positron]

He has a job?

His thesis adviser worked for a George Soros think tank.

 

[Martian High Command]

It's been fucking hilarious watching his megalomania these last few days. He's been acting like he's stormed Normandy. He's indirectly compared his actions to Gettysburg. It just keeps getting bigger. There's probably gonna be some serious rebound lol

 

[Oxyjen]

In no small part thanks to Will Stancil's trusty lil car... (it PURSUES FASCISTS!)

Please can someone meme this

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

I was willing to believe a few dozen people are stupid enough to try and follow ICE around. We've seen the videos and that one bint was shot of course. But over a dozen "radio dispatchers"? Are the neighborhoods in question small enough that walkie talkies work? Surely there's not two dozen ham operators doing this? I would've thought HAM operators would be more survivalist-righty-lolbert guys and it's not like somalies can do that.

I don't believe it.

From what I’ve gathered these aren’t dispatchers in the traditional sense, rather they have Signal group chats and some people are coordinating them, perhaps by listening to police scanners or just coordinating incoming reports. There are a lot of wine moms with too much time on their hands it appears.