🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

[Clout $ Monei]

That's the real question. He can only goon to his own porn but does he finish in the recording? This is like a chicken-egg problem for gooning.

It's like compiler bootstrapping.
Goonstrapping, if you will.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Are we sure all of the egirls he mongers are really egirls?

"Her prostate". Put two and two together

 

[AltisticRight]

Are we sure all of the egirls he mongers are really egirls?

Egirl, like erected guy in real life?

 

[Urbicide]

So far for hard proof we have

Texts that show
- his egirl got hacked and the hacker has his dick pics
- flew out egirls (one of whom is into ageplay)
- has sex three times a day that causes the girl to hurt and bleed
- Is generally cringe

Videos that show
- He has a rape fetish (night rape)
- Likes girls who are petite and have small boobs (maybe worse if we see more ageplay proof)
- Pins down girls with his body weight so they can’t push him away

If we get proof about the ageplay or dv that will really make this insane but I think this is already enough to call him a sexpest. Other commentary people have been ostracized for similar or worse crimes.

 

[Gatcha Gonna Getcha]

and screenshotted matching him because ??? Not that it matters in the grand narrative but if she really is a normie, that's truly bizarre behavior. Or maybe the sperg behavior is me not screenshotting my matches?

I don't think it's that outside the realm of possibility for a woman to screenshot someone she matched with in case the dude turns out to be a freak. Though a better question might be if she still has the screenshot.

 

[Kiislova]

I am loving this thread and it NOT being fetured. Comfy content.

 

[BubbaDaLoveSponge]

I don't think it's that outside the realm of possibility for a woman to screenshot someone she matched with in case the dude turns out to be a freak. Though a better question might be if she still has the screenshot.

My question is GO TO THE POLCIE YOU FUCKING RETARD IF HE HIT YOU, but nah go to the site filled with slurs I'm sure the court room will love it.

 

[BeetleBug242]

Man I remember when Tom was interesting enough to Alog. Good times!

Did I will this?

Being a Turkey Tom hater since like 2018 is the Kiwifams equivalent of being a bitcoin adopter in 2010

Buddy you have no idea. I woke up yipping and yeeing like a boy who got a snow day on a test day.



Turns out this comic wasn’t just absolutely hilarious… it was also completely true.

 

[jan e]

Texts that show
- his egirl got hacked and the hacker has his dick pics

and, allegedly the egirl who was hacked with his dick pic is the pedobaiter who he was exposed for following a few years back, he 'went to meet with her' but couldn't because it was 'too weird' that's just what he apparently told his gf though

edit to add proof he followed her

 

[dick tha master]

Add to the title " The Nightrapist"

 

[Red Dye #5]

People into age play should be shot

 

[AltisticRight]

Pyrocynical curse claims another one.

@Null will you feature this?

I am loving this thread and it NOT being fetured. Comfy content.

It needs to develop more. As it is, once featured, gender war faggots will shit it up with 20 pages of sperging.

 

[CiganoMoskal]

and, allegedly the egirl who was hacked with his dick pic is the pedobaiter who he was exposed for following a few years back, he 'went to meet with her' but couldn't because it was 'too weird' that's just what he apparently told his gf though

Nigga that fucking outfit
Should be called the honeypot outfit.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

as soon as i confronted him about what i had seen about him online, he wasn't able to maintain an erection

The absolute STATE of zoomers

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Add to the title " The Nightrapist"

THE NIGHTMANNN WWWWOOOOOAAAHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Verdigris]

It really was only a matter of time, though I'm personally surprised it wasn't someone smaller (in notoriety) like Deorio.

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

If that happened I'm sorry that's not something you should ever have to deal with but at the same time, what the ever loving fuck are you doing here? Go to the fucking police and open a police report, this is a fucking gossip website. What the fuck possessed you to make you think this was a good idea? You have only weakened any case you could have.

Finally, someone with sense here.

Ngl, this whole thing does feel a little fishy, while alot of it doesn't seem entirely implausible.

I can't help but feel that there is something off about this.

 

[cremechocolate]

im waiting for kai to come out cause i know she probably went through some crazy shit as they dated for 3 years

What do you mean by come out? Do you know if she's going to come to the thread or you're just waiting for her to say something publicly however long that may take? Unless this is some sort of coordinated ex effort, I think you're just stalling.

 

[The Penguin]

Other commentary people have been ostracized for similar or worse crimes.

He needs to pull out the Pyrocynical strat and make a big joke out of it so people take it less seriously.

 

[dick tha master]