🌟 Internet Famous Turkey Tom / TomDark / @NotATurkey / TomDarkLive / anonbirdd / Thomas Larry Hanson - KiwiTuber, "Her Prostate" enjoyer, chronic shitstirrer, Destiny worshipper, pronouns respecter, Mr.Beast bootlicker, serial cheater, cuck, Kiwi Farms induced erectile dysfunction

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Why do all these grown men turn into teenage girls the second they start texting? Is it some sort of terminal disease? Remind me never to type anything with my thumbs. The risk is too great.
They're perverts
Their fanbase has a lot of underage watchers
They're (internet)famous and have money
 
wage war / alpha wolf / a day to remember (only band we had in common) he listened to a lot of like new age slop festival type emo if tht makes sense...
What did Tom's living space look like? What is messy? Did he have empty cans and boxes everywhere?

Did he own anything weird?
 
WARNING: C R I N G E :stress:
Transcript from first audio:

Tom: [unintelligible] "...that I like, put shit on top of you and like, really put all that weight on you?"
Katie: "True actually, True."
Tom: "Did I-- Do you really like it that wild?"
Katie: "True okay yeah-- I mean, you're TOO strong sometimes! My little noodle arms, I literally was-- I thought my arms were gonna break at one point."
Tom: "Yeah, yeah, y'know, I'm just [unintelligible] strong and, [unintelligible] yeah, true."
Katie: "True, true true true. So true."
Tom: "It's so nice though. It's like-- 'cause like, you're small and petite and I'm like, big and strong, so like-- we're like matched up"
Katie: "It's like-- It's like a match made in heaven."
Tom: "There it is, there it is. Yeah, like you have small tits and I have a big dick and it makes it like, perfect."
Katie: "True, ehehehe!"
Tom: "It's-- the ideal thing, is my thing."
Katie: "I'm still-- I'm just, yeah. I'm still shocked that you, like my boobs."
Tom: "I do if like, [background interference] ...fucking the elf girl from like, [unintelligible] would be like..."
Katie: "So true! Oh my god... Oh my god, what's the Skins, fucking, quote? 'She fucks like a fairy on acid!' ehehe!"
Tom: "What's that again?"
Katie: "Uh, the show Skins, the show about like-- the-- [unintelligible] yeah, the British show about like the--"
 
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