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🎨 ArtcowEllen Woodbury / Pizzacake / Pizzacakecomic - A 40 year old webcomic artist, mother, porn star, misandrist, dramacow and Reddit celebrity. Threatens to sue her critics and cuckolds her husband. Female Andrew Dobson.
Just a quick bit of info, idk if I'll be doing it today or tomorrow, but I'll be updating the part 6 with a few things I forgot to talk about, including "excessive care about events that do not concern her". If the post expires before I get around to it, I'll simply make a part 6.5.
Then, Belle...this is weird.
In the pre production material, her age is stated as 17, HOWEVER, Mark Henn, the producer of the movie, allegedly stated that she's 20, or even older...I guess 50% of her cosplays depicting children is concerning enough.
She has cosplayed as the worst possible character to judge the age of.
I'll have to find more sources on this, but this is a Schrödinger's cat scenario.
She has either cosplayed as an underage character, or she hadn't.
It'd be definite if she did Snow White...then again, she has all four cheap-ass Temu outfi-I mean high quality cosplays on hand, so we might see that eventually...
Update: Next week is Cinderella.
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She's definitely an adult tho, at 19...the last one on the list.
Two confirmed minors will be the following two weeks. Buckle up, boys.
...though it's funny she first cosplayed as a 20 yo char, then 19...then she'll either cosplay a 16 yo or a 14 yo...it's almost like she's doing it on purpose...
>played the Jurassic Park theme song [as she] walked down the aisle
>it would have been EPIC if she'd chosen the Indiana Jones theme song instead
The most fucking Reddit thing ever, my God, my faced turned into a creased up newspaper with how much I cringed.
>"Ermmm, these 'Don't tread on me' people are suddenly very 'obey the authority', I am very smart"
>government does something you dislike
>i hate the government
>government does something you like
>wtf I love government cock
Yeah, I'd love my government too if they actually removed immigrants and annoying cunts. Beyond that, wearing a mask because daddy government told me so and putting on a mask for anonymity are two completely different things, fucking retards.
Suddenly i'm reminded of two point campus and how the janitors suck up ghosts with vacuum cleaners to clear them out of the area and keep them from harassing students. This is exactly the treatment she should get if she ever creeps around her kids school or college to try to find some idiot to do porn with her, which is something I can absolutely see her doing at some point
To all of you saying that Ellen needs a real job...I have bad news,
Bad news, which I've just learned, during the course of my research for the following parts.
In parts 2 and 6, I have also brought up this comment of Ellen, regarding her past relationships.
Here's just the section about Jeff and her ex husband.
Treat the following part about the Hinduja work as an errata to part 6, as I was wrong with the general dates there.
Ellen states she begun working at the call center when she was 19 in that interview I've brought up in that part. Ellen's birthday is very late, November 28, so it makes sense for her to still be 19 in 2007, when she began working there.
This would, therefore, put the beginning of her relationship with her ex, which she states happened when she was 20, in 2008, same as the beginning of her affair with Jeff. This is also when Ellen left the company for Eastlink, for the purpose of avoiding a workplace affair.
Therefore, she'd turn 22 on November 28, 2009, adding the seven months on top gives us May 2010 as the minimum time she could have dumped the guy...so she left the guy within a few months of Jeff quitting Hinduja Global Solutions...hmmm...I wonder why...
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She then says they started living together when she was 23. Jeff joined her at Eastlink a few months later. Hmmm...
The next set of interesting coincidences happened in 2022.
As you can see, Jeff stopped working at Eastlink at around February of 2022 and began working at Micco Companies.
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...he left the company on September 8, 2025?
Remember that for later.
...when did Ellen stop working at Eastlink?...uhhh...
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This form implies that Ellen has stopped working at Eastlink very shortly before this post was made...so...ALSO February of 2022.
Now...why would Jeff and Ellen both suddenly drop from Eastlink at the same time?
I wonder if there's any clue in Ellen's work from that period that could suggest what ha-
...oh...
...oh, there's a lot of workplace porn...
Surely, SURELY that's a coincidence, right?
I am making this up, right?
...I'd probably believe you, and I did for a while, waiting to leave researching it for when we get to the feelings of contempt, where I'll be discussing how she abused her two husbands.
Today, however, I decided to check up on one of her profiles, the Project Voyeur site, to see if she has been spending these 22 days of free time fucking with her bulls.
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To my surprise, it still showed the last activity date of September 8th.
Now, I didn't remember the specifics of Jeff's jobs he posted on his Facebook at the time and instead went on Kemono, to check if there was any gangbang/cuckolding porn she made around that time.
There wasn't. There was this instead.
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So, her husband was laid off a Monday before September 15...
It sure would be funny if that Monday was, indeed, September 8...
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THAT MONDAY IS SEPTEMBER 8TH!
Now, doesn't it seem suspicious to you that Ellen has been involved in a lot of workplace affair drama between 2008 and 2010, involving her, most likely, cheating on her then husband with Jeff, that Ellen and Jeff both left their jobs at Eastlink at the same time and Ellen instantly started drawing porn about her being a sexy secretary having sex with people in the office, and that Jeff has been laid off from his job at Micco on the same day as their last login on a cuckolding site?
It sure is sus to me.
It sure seems like Ellen and Jeff have a habit of sexual activity in the workplace and that's what gets them fired.
I am on my hands and knees begging to God that you're just schizoposting right now. Because if you're right this somehow makes Ellen into a more pathetic creature along with her husband and makes me HEAVILY worry about the future of their kids even more.
In the pre production material, her age is stated as 17, HOWEVER, Mark Henn, the producer of the movie, allegedly stated that she's 20, or even older...I guess 50% of her cosplays depicting children is concerning enough.
If you have to use autistic wiki information to know whether a fictional character is underage, then an adult women cosplaying as that character is not proof of any pedobaiting or whatever other weird shit you're implying.
Few Disney princesses are straight up children, none of the "mainline" ones people think of are. Most of them are married to a guy at the end of their story, with the presumable fucking that is implied by marriage. Ariel, Cinderella, Mulan, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White. They're "of age" and therefore adults.
Its honestly kind of pathetic how hard you need to look to find a reason to get upset at all this.
Few Disney princesses are straight up children, none of the "mainline" ones people think of are. Most of them are married to a guy at the end of their story, with the presumable fucking that is implied by marriage. Ariel, Cinderella, Mulan, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White. They're "of age" and therefore adults.
If you think that marriage in the world of Disney implies them being of age...yeah, no.
Snow White is one of the most clear cut cases, being 14. Another character Ellen will cosplay, Aurora, is 16, and that's in the movie.
Besides, most information about Belle states she's 17.
I already know Ellen cosplayed as minors, and that's only one of the Patreon TOS violations, there's more. My intention is to show that Ellen has a notorious contempt for any social rules.
If you have to use autistic wiki information to know whether a fictional character is underage, then an adult women cosplaying as that character is not proof of any pedobaiting or whatever other weird shit you're implying.
Few Disney princesses are straight up children, none of the "mainline" ones people think of are. Most of them are married to a guy at the end of their story, with the presumable fucking that is implied by marriage. Ariel, Cinderella, Mulan, Belle, Jasmine, Snow White. They're "of age" and therefore adults.
Its honestly kind of pathetic how hard you need to look to find a reason to get upset at all this.
Snow White is one of the most clear cut cases, being 14. Another character Ellen will cosplay, Aurora, is 16, and that's in the movie.
Besides, most information about Belle states she's 17.
These numbers can be literally anything, they are fictitious characters. If you want to argue dressing up as "Sexy Belle" is pedobait then Belle would have to look like a child. She doesn't. Ergo it's not pedobait.
This is an incredibly retarded argument to have, on par with people saying Yoko from Gurren Lagann (who is drawn as a huge tittied young adult) is a loli because her canon age is 14.
