Laplace's Victim wants you to admit it: the incels were right. - Looks are truly the most important thing when it comes to dating.

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Laplace was right about one thing; that this image is genuinely fucked up. It has to be some sort of sight activated mind kill agent.
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@Laplace's Victim I am not your d*scord kitten, stop DM'ing me your gayshit, no homo :spudking:
null merged the notclavicular account with the laplace\s victim account
Now i'm no longer able to post in the clavicular thread
*sigh*

Shame now i can't share my insider info anymore
If you have absolutely anything to share regarding braeydaen, now would be the time, as soon as clav's mugshot comes out whatever homoerotic illuminati bullshit you have cooking will be OLD and STALE and BORING; because nothing will ever top Christmas Eve Clavehicular Manslaughter :story:
 
@Laplace's Victim I am not your d*scord kitten, stop DM'ing me your gayshit, no homo :spudking:

If you have absolutely anything to share regarding braeydaen, now would be the time, as soon as clav's mugshot comes out whatever homoerotic illuminati bullshit you have cooking will be OLD and STALE and BORING; because nothing will ever top Christmas Eve Clavehicular Manslaughter :story:
He can post it here. I'm pretty sure someone else can quote him and cross-post it to the clavicular thread. Of course, it better be pretty good or nobody will bother doing that for him.

If it doesn't work, there's always linking to this thread or screenshots. But again, the info had better be compelling or nobody will go to the trouble.
 
He can post it here. I'm pretty sure someone else can quote him and cross-post it to the clavicular thread. Of course, it better be pretty good or nobody will bother doing that for him.

If it doesn't work, there's always linking to this thread or screenshots. But again, the info had better be compelling or nobody will go to the trouble.
If he had anything worth sharing that wasn't censored-to-shit d*scord screenshots he would've done it by now I think, bro just wants attention and has to use Kevin Bacon tier proximity to Braeden "clavehicular" Peters to get it, SAD and dangerously homosexual.
 
@Laplace's Victim I am not your d*scord kitten, stop DM'ing me your gayshit, no homo :spudking:

If you have absolutely anything to share regarding braeydaen, now would be the time, as soon as clav's mugshot comes out whatever homoerotic illuminati bullshit you have cooking will be OLD and STALE and BORING; because nothing will ever top Christmas Eve Clavehicular Manslaughter :story:
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@Laplace's Victim do you know how to get into contact with Greypiller/@Colorball? I have a few questions to ask him about Gengar.
BGM/Blackgymmax, Schery6 (This guy ended up committing suicide via train because BGM called him a truecel. RIP), Zeta, Arvid, Loox, pneumocystosis, BrendioEEE, Vermillioncore, manletmachine, james sapphire, salludon, amnesia, crisick, forevergymcelling, Funkyflamingo, brahminboss, @AlexBrown84, _mvp_
Also, out of this list who is the funniest?
 
@Laplace's Victim do you know how to get into contact with Greypiller/@Colorball?
Sure, I can ask a guy who is close to him.

I have a few questions to ask him about Gengar.
I haven't talked to Gengar in ages but I do know him quite well.
Perhaps I could answer your questions

Also, out of this list who is the funniest?
A. Notable primarily because of their looks/being slayers/having ascended:
-Zeta, Arvid, Loox, pneumocystosis, crisick, salludon, amnesia, forevergymcelling, Blackgymmax

I'd say some of these guys can be pretty funny or have lolcow tendencies like Blackgymmax or Loox/Androgenicogre
But they're mostly pretty uninteresting imo


B. Notable primarily for being lolcows (Mainly Schizocows and horrorcows i suppose):
BrendioEEE (The fat short mexican incel that was on jubilee), Vermillioncore , manletmachine (Was arrested after he stalked some chick), james sapphire (lowk made some good music tbh), Funkyflamingo, brahminboss, _mvp_, AlexBrown84, Schery6

I can't really be asked to give a summary for all of these individuals sorry
But if i had to say who is the funniest i'd say _mvp_
It's a matter of personal taste of course but to me the life of _mvp_ is just cagefuel and he used to be my personal lolcow.
He's a german man in his 30's who lives in a ward. I don't remember his exact diagnosis but it's probably schizophrenia iirc
He has been schizoposting on PSL forums like lookism and looksmax for abt a decade atp in a very repetitive manner
Oh he's also a pedophile
His life is quite similar to another OG PSL lolcow 'Bojack' (Fat Asian schizo) i would use the phrase "rock bottom" to describe these two


Anyway I have info on basically all of the people listed here
Pics, doxx, etc
I don't mind sharing if needed
 
@Laplace's Victim, I just noticed Null merged posts made by Clavicular impersonator into your account. Are you really the one who impersonates him here?

Speaking of Clavicular, it's kinda wild to think my first exposure to him came from here, only for him to blow up on the internet several months later. Never expected what was originally intended to be a halal thread to turn into a mainstream lolcow thread. I wonder if that impersonation was a publicity stunt.
 
@Laplace's Victim, I just noticed Null merged posts made by Clavicular impersonator into your account. Are you really the one who impersonates him here?
Yeah, it was me
I'm guessing he merged the accounts because @Mound Dweller snitched or maybe it was just because i stopped pretending and null noticed
idrc

I wonder if that impersonation was a publicity stunt.
Nah
I guess i can share how the larping started
kinda high rn so i'm not going to be too articulate but wtv

So basically i'm a friend of ramezu (the person i larped as originally on the laplace's victim account)
I have a knack for trickery and i have the tendency to do random retarded shit when i have amphetamine in my system
So i was talking to ramezu and some other niggas and that's when i got the idea to make a kiwifarms thread surgically crafted to target the forum and it's users
I had been lurking on kf for a while prior to this and had alr made this account which was also my first account just to post random shit
Anyway so i presented the idea to ramezu and asked him if i could use his face and larp as him
His youthful, prettyboy somewhat homosexual looks were perfect for the thread
Tbh Ramezu is kind of a boring, cautious and depressed fag
So he wasn't too fond of the idea but i'm pretty good at convincing people and eventually he agreed and even sent me that verification pic with his face and "Laplace's victim kiwifarms" written on a note
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So i posted the thread and it got way more attention than i thought it would
i was expecting like 10 pages but it got 140 lmao
We both thought it was hilarious and he then made an account @turkishoni22 (he was larping as loox/androgenicogre) to join in on the fun
But then niggas started trying to doxx him and understandably he started getting upset
After the thread stopped getting attention he asked me not to post anymore on the account and for a bit i didn't
but....... yeah i'm just an impulsive reckless nigger so i logged back in and well that's when i posted that pedo bait comment
honestly i wasn't thinking when i made that reply yeah it was a ragebait but i just didn't think of how it would look for him given that his identity was associated with the account i was posting on
i ended up regretting making that comment shortly after and deleted it
i tried to save it by larping that i thhought it was abt the cunny blue archive fags but that's still technically pedophillia so it still looks pretty bad
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Even looksmaxx normies were talking abt laplace's victim and kf shit on tik tok edits of him lmao
Ramezu ended up getting pretty mad at me atp and well i'm a dickhead so i just kept ragebaiting him over and over with the account
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He eventually had enough and blocked me
He had been wanting me to expose the larp for quite a while and i wasn't necessarily against that idea but the verification pic posted on the account made it very hard to prove that the laplace's victim account wasn't him
and so we didn't end up revealing the larp because he just didn't think it was possible to prove that it was a larp due to the verification pic
But i'm revealing it now anyways idrc

Anyway... then there's the story of how the clavicular account was created:
So some other homies thought the idea of trolling kiwifarms sounded fun after i told them abt the laplace's victim account
So they made accounts
Sergeant autist and his many accounts being one example
Another one of these accounts was the clavicular account
A friend of mine made it to larp as clav but he gave up before he even started
He only made one post and so a couple months later i asked him if he could give me the logins and that is when i started posting on the clavicular account
Initially i wasn't making any attempts to be clav i was just posting random shit i felt like posting
But then someone name searched and found out who clav was and so that's when i commited to the larp
I read clavicular's posts on .org and copied his aura so i could be the perfect clavicular impersonator
i didn't really have any goal in mind i was just goin with the flow
i also had some great sources send me clav leaks which i used dilligently and it worked out pretty great imo

This is a rough summary... there's details i didn't include cus atp i have written a essay and ion feel like writing a book
I'm revealing all this because u asked and i guess i'm just a bit bored rn
I'm long done with the larping it was fun but it got old ages ago
I'mma just use this account to share info every once in a while abt stuff in the looksmaxx community that is noteworthy or interesting

I was curious about how Greypiller doxed him, which accounts and emails he searched in breaches, etc.
Funny thread lmao
he purchased a few leak-lookup.com credits and now he thinks he's the man lmao
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'It was Darkweb breaches bro'
Nigga... are we being real rn...


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it's Interesting to see Gengar's face tbh
Mans was faceless for ages
Always talkin abt how deformed and grotesque he looked but never shared any pics of his face
Then he gets facedoxxed in a thread on a forum he is moderator on and yet he doesn't delete the thread?
He's just chill with his face being public now? hmm
You see the thing is on looksmax doxxing gets u perma'ed
If you create a thread doxxing someone on looksmax.org the thread will usually be deleted within a couple hours at most and then u'll get banned
But apparently Gengar just doesn't gaf and decides to let the thread stay up
Idk man it's weird
 
Laplace was right about one thing; that this image is genuinely fucked up. It has to be some sort of sight activated mind kill agent.
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Finally someone pointed it out. It's legitimately uncanny and somewhat scary to look at. Perhaps it has some similar qualities to the infamous "Penis Elephant" image which causes uncontrollable rage and can result in a temporary ban.
@Laplace's Victim why are your lips so protruding? Did you get fillers so you can look like a pozzed prostitute?
You should, perhaps, finish your look with orange fake tan and wavy blonde wig so you can look like one of Orange Man's female grifter buddies.
 
Finally someone pointed it out. It's legitimately uncanny and somewhat scary to look at. Perhaps it has some similar qualities to the infamous "Penis Elephant" image which causes uncontrollable rage and can result in a temporary ban.
@Laplace's Victim why are your lips so protruding? Did you get fillers so you can look like a pozzed prostitute?
You should, perhaps, finish your look with orange fake tan and wavy blonde wig so you can look like one of Orange Man's female grifter buddies.
Stop shitting up my thread man
 
Stop shitting up my thread man
I'm not "shitting it up", I'm making it WAY BETTER
Answer the questions. Did you get lip fillers? When are you getting your boob implants?
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Don't be afraid to talk about it, xista. If you need help with those things you can always talk to @Begemot - he'd be excited to interview such important internet celebrity about xir identity.
 
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