💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[AltisticRight]

 

[Owlbear]

If Nick had just borrowed Hasan Piker's Shock Collar, this would never have happened

Nick wouldn't have been able to resist wearing it.

Renaissance man Nicholas Rekieta has temporarily abandoned Cooking with Kurt, Karmic's sex mask, and reframing the last 18 months of his life in favor of putting on his policy wonk hat. He's currently discussing Venezuela with his buddy Grok.

The only thing that will talk to him on Twitter without bringing up the fact that he dosed his child with enough coke to make her test like an addict.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick wouldn't have been able to resist wearing it.

The only thing that will talk to him on Twitter without bringing up the fact that he dosed his child with enough coke to make her test like an addict.

Grok will bring it up if asked, though

 

[AnOminous]

Nick wouldn't have been able to resist wearing it.

He needs a shock Balldo.

 

[Sneed Force One]

[L / A]
Nicholas Robert Rekieta returns with another original take of "haha narcoterrorism is fun and cool when I get to snort blood money!"

 

[sherwoods110]

This is the most retarded thing I've seen today on this site. Did Nick post this?

This kind of reminds me of those low IQ people who think they are far more intelligent than they actually are. They always end up spouting some nonsense like this and you have to sit there and nod along for the sake of being polite, especially if other people are around. They're the same ones who have some simple mantra that they supposedly live by, and point their finger at you while proclaiming it, like they are revealing something to you that is incredibly profound. They do the same thing with revelations that they have, as if nobody has ever had the same ones before, years or decades before this person did.

 

[Sneed Force One]

In other news, hilariously bad new short

I adore his desperate insistence on being an authority on anything. What is the purpose of this short? To demand to the viewer that he knows advertising? To flaunt his expertise in marketing definitions?
WHERE IS THE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE NICK?

 

[waffle]

I wonder if Nick doesn't realize that the "I'm an unrepentant drug addict, but it's funny and quirky" gimmick only works when your addiction doesn't visibly effect your loved ones - or if he knows that and he clings to it as a part of his "my use never hurt my family" cope.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I wonder if Nick doesn't realize that the "I'm an unrepentant drug addict, but it's funny and quirky" gimmick only works when your addiction doesn't visibly effect your loved ones - or if he knows that and he clings to it as a part of his "my use never hurt my family" cope.

Yes.

 

[Captain Manning]

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[L / A]
Nicholas Robert Rekieta returns with another original take of "haha narcoterrorism is fun and cool when I get to snort blood money!"

He's in a real pickle on this subject because, on the one hand, he knows supporting Trump pays dividends among his MAGApede audience. On the other hand, he's a fucking cokehead, and doesn't give a single solitary fuck about bringing narcoterrorists to justice. He is adamantly opposed to the war on drugs. Just like most lolbertarians.

I wouldn't expect anything resembling a rational or consistent opinion from him. On anything really... but especially something like this.

Also, as an aside, Barnes is a fag.

 

[Vibralldo]

In other news, hilariously bad new short

Reminds me of the classic Chris Chan Master Onion rap video where he adds random video effects in because he doesn't understand where they're supposed to be used

 

[waffle]

I do think there is an argument about legalizing cocaine that at least almost makes sense based on the fact that we have been extremely unsuccessful at stamping out use, and pretty much all cocaine funds terrorism. Nick would never say something like that because it would require an at least tacit admission that buying cocaine is bad if for no other reason than the money ultimately goes to really bad guys.

 

[Major]

When nick gets caught for drugs again, he's doing time for it, does he not realise that?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

When nick gets caught for drugs again, he's doing time for it, does he not realise that?

At this point I think he’d consider prison a vacation from Kayla and his kids. But he couldn’t stand to give KF the W.

 

[Nova902]

Nick kissing keanu ass now. I suspect to get Scarlett's number.

 

[TexOffender]

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Nick kissing keanu ass now. I suspect to get Scarlett's number.

Scarlett seems to be into toxic dudes so if Nick tries the save-a-ho thing with her we may finally see him get his ass kicked.

 

[Vibralldo]

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Nick kissing keanu ass now. I suspect to get Scarlett's number.

"I'm sorry I yelled at you. You're a total piece of shit and you did wrong but, I shouldn't have yelled."

 

[FinnSven]

Scarlett seems to be into toxic dudes so if Nick tries the save-a-ho thing with her we may finally see him get his ass kicked.

I doubt it.

He would curl up in a ball or offer head to save his scrawny arse.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Ya'know what they say, "too many cucks spoil the broth".

A bull in mine is worth my time, and a bull with nine is solely mine.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Hugbox incoming tonight: