N A R U v2 wants to enforce the forum rules

[N A R U v2]

tell me idiot, what do you contribute to the greater society, do you get invited to aprties?

Well for starters

I was able to easily identify how deeply flawed the narrative surrounding the mRNA jabs being "safe and effective" was with minimal time and information available to me simply by viewing the available data through the lens of tiertiary information.

are you dumbf you fucing retard

 

[Dyno]

Well for starters

so you basicaelly did nothing ok lol idiot

 

[N A R U v2]

so you basicaelly did nothing ok lol idiot

Certainly compared to Spawn of Totoro publicly poisoning his own son, yes.

I did very little.

 

[Dyno]

Certainly compared to Spawn of Totoro publicly poisoning his own son, yes.

I did very little.

why u speak like a discord mod lol

 

[N A R U v2]

why u speak like a discord mod lol

Because I can do the job of a jannie better than any jannie on earth simply by having no zero desire to weld such authority.

 

[Dyno]

Because I can do the job of a jannie better than any jannie on earth simply by having no zero desire to weld such authority.

yeah litrally shut up bruh nobody knows this jannie kid

 

[N A R U v2]

yeah litrally shut up bruh nobody knows this jannie kid

Ah, good. Dumbing my language to a level comparable to yours allowed us to communicate more effectively.

Death? The one true equalizer? Hah! Typos beg to differ.

 

[Dyno]

eath? The one true equalizer?

i dont speak nerd

 

[N A R U v2]

i dont speak nerd

Evidently.

Can LoverOfPi interest you in a sermon on the greatness of university degrees in underwater basket weaving?

 

[Dyno]

Can LoverOfPi interest you in a sermon on the greatness of university degrees in underwater basket weaving?

can you get a job
nah i didnt think so mod
lol

 

[N A R U v2]

can you get a job
nah i didnt think so mod
lol

Not for lack of qualifications.

With my mind's penchant to orbit a subject (such as by thinking about it from various angles and taking various directly related subjects into account simultaneously) rather than focusing directly on the subject at hand (i.e thinking about how LoverOfPi will try to dismiss my goading him on to announce his intent to mislead his fellows on Kiwi farms about the nature of my disabilities and how he would respond to my attempts to box him into incriminating himself in such a manner (as opposed to simply thinking about what the best way to disprove him would be), I am an innately talented reverse engineer because of how naturally identifying potential weak points comes to me from my constant state of orbital observation in my thought processes.

Contrary to regular attempts by LoverOfPi to mislead you.

You have until 12 am tomorrow to convince me to stay and provide my ultra quick wit banter for your amusement, Spawn of Totoro the second.

And the fact my mind constantly misfires neurological signals to the rest of my body due to my dyspraxia naturally creates an environment in which I would be accustomed to rapid thinking, as I am in a constant state of rapid and repeated attempts at thought processes being conducted due to those same thought processes getting lost in translation and needing to be immediately repeated in order to do even the most basic of micro movements successfully (like tapping away at my phone as I am currently).

Make it count.

 

[LoverofPi]

And the fact my mind constantly misfires neurological signals to the rest of my body due to my dyspraxia naturally creates an environment in which I would be accustomed to rapid thinking, as I am in a constant state of rapid and repeated attempts at thought processes being conducted due to those same thought processes getting lost in translation and needing to be immediately repeated in order to do even the most basic of micro movements successfully (like tapping away at my phone as I am currently).

So you tell yourself your body's inability to function makes you a super smarty because you have to think more often. That's not how that works, but even if it were, thinking about moving a lot wouldn't translate into having the skills to comprehend and efficiently process information for a field you know nothing about.

Let's change tack then.

Give me a very compelling reason why I should not leave Kiwi farms and provide the evidence for your claim, or I will leave Kiwi farms and allow the chips to fall where they may.

Okay. Which claim would this be?

The reason I say I was *unofficially* excommunicated from my church is because I was the one who cut ties after the abuse I endured. The leadership attempted to reach out to me afterwards, but I rejected their attempts when they made it clear they were more concerned about their image than about how they had treated me.

I'm sure that's what you tell yourself.

The reason I was fraudulently baker acted was because *I* attempted to maintain a relationship with the estranged member of my family *against* the rest of my family's wishes.

Uhuh. Sure buddy.

You will only have yourself to blame if you doubt the sincerity of my warning that failure to appease my demands will result in me dissipating into the aether.

Okay.

 

[N A R U v2]

Repetition of Spawn of Totoro's mistakes intensify

Its a bold strategy, Cotton.

Let's see how it works out for him.

That's cool. I just hope you're prepared to pay the guy who threatened a 15 year old girl with sexual terrorism to fight the federal government's laws against internet anonymity because you don't believe me when I say the continued existence of Kiwi Farms will only ever be used to justify anti-anonymity laws.

Apparently ADA Title III was a law created explicitly with the intent of Congress virtue signaling, and not one created with the intent of being enforced.

Because the DOJ sure as hell has no interest in investigating Valve for deliberately violating it by refusing to provide an adequate explanation of why I am still banned from their platform to this day for my efforts to correct their employees' false information about the unproven safety and effectiveness of DARPA's mRNA vaccines as a language affecting disabled American citizen, only to retroactively update their terms of conflict resolution to require all disputes to be fought in court after blatantly refusing to uphold their legally binding agreement to attempt to reach an informal agreement with me BEFORE either party initiated arbitration.

7 hours remain until deplatformation is complete.

 

[Begemot]

7 hours remain until deplatformation is complete.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=VgqOeVQrJ4M, list: RDVgqOeVQrJ4M

*Inchoate cackling in archaic Aramaic intensifies as non-Euclidian Geometry emerges from the aether in a Chthonic worship of Cthulhu*

 

[N A R U v2]

*Inchoate cackling in archaic Aramaic intensifies as non-Euclidian Geometry emerges from the aether in a Chthonic worship of Cthulhu*

And truly beautiful parting message from a citizen of the country at the forefront of the revocation of internet anonymity.

I will treasure it until I inevitably forget it. And you. Not necessarily in that order.

6 hours remaining.

 

[Begemot]

And truly beautiful parting message from a citizen of the country at the forefront of the revocation of internet anonymity.

I will treasure it until I inevitably forget it. And you. Not necessarily in that order.

6 hours remaining.

My WEF handlers certainly thought so at Bohemian Grove.

 

[N A R U v2]

Ironic that Ass-Mad-at-e-us had his comments purged despite the fact it is I who have announced my impending departure.



Ironic and a trademark humourous Naru-adjacent occurrence that will no longer happen with such tremendous frequency.

Give me a very compelling reason why I should not leave Kiwi farms and provide the evidence for your claim, or I will leave Kiwi farms and allow the chips to fall where they may.

A true loss for Lolcow ranchers everywhere.

Alas, LoverOfPi thinks I faked the deletion of my own locals page, and will not be persuaded otherwise.

My WEF handlers certainly thought so at Bohemian Grove.

They thought wrong.

As per usual. And as per usual for LoverOfPi.

 

[Begemot]

Ironic that Ass-Mad-at-e-us had his comments purged despite the fact it is I who have announced my impending departure.

Wyświetl załącznik 8355118

Ironic and a trademark humourous Naru-adjacent occurrence that will no longer happen with such tremendous frequency.



A true loss for Lolcow ranchers everywhere.

Alas, LoverOfPi thinks I faked the deletion of my own locals page, and will not be persuaded otherwise.



They thought wrong.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=XkwWcRDbBRk
As per usual. And as per usual for LoverOfPi.

I want to do you slowly, mate.

 

[N A R U v2]

I want to do you slowly, mate.

AS can be expected of a man who wears thongs.

If I walk away from Kiwi farms without being doxxed, doesn't that mean I'm technically a two-time champion against the peewee leagues since I wasn't doxxed after walking away from Kiwi Farms once they were deplatformed by CloudFlare either?





5 hours remaining.

Put a stake in him, boys. The pi is overdone, and if he hasn't started formulating an attempt at grovelling by now, he's not going to have enough time to create a convincing enough set of arguments to convince me to stay after his first 5 fall flat.

 

[Butwhythough2]

Because the DOJ sure as hell has no interest in investigating Valve for deliberately violating it by refusing to provide an adequate explanation of why I am still banned from their platform to this day

Of course they have no interest, you're not important. Valve can say, "this retard was shitting up our threads with off topic schizo talk."

If I walk away from Kiwi farms without being doxxed, doesn't that mean I'm technically a two-time champion against the peewee leagues since I wasn't doxxed after walking away from Kiwi Farms once they were deplatformed by CloudFlare either?

No one cares enough to dox you, how many times do you have to be told
You're Not Important!
No one cares enough about you to dox you. There are like 6 people in this thread interacting with you. You're not on the level of The Quartering, Razorfist, or Tim Pool or who ever you like to repost videos from.

Give me your resume of the things that make you think that you're important and the reasons why you think you deserve to have a lot of attention.