💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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grey area powiedział(a):
It amazes me that bitch tits can still go viral despite acting like a deranged loon, but political pissing contests have buck broken the average prison enjoyer.
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His political rants are the least funny thing he does because 99% of the time it’s either him just parroting whatever the majority of DNC figures say verbatim and no childing anyone who even slightly goes against it.

One of the funniest (and most telling) things I’ve noticed about Rick’s political rants, though, is that he’s never thrown his hat in the ring about Israel and Palestine, despite the fact that Trump seems to hold more loyalty to the former than the US. Regardless of how you feel about that situation (this isn’t a political post), there really isn’t a uniform consensus from the people Rick follows, with most of them not even talking about it at all. Because it’s not a very discussed issue in his camp, he doesn’t care about it or try to use it in arguments. Doing so would require him to go outside of his bubble and form his own opinions rather than going along with the herd, which he’s not willing or able to do.
 
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A Bit Concerning powiedział(a):
His political rants are the least funny thing he does because 99% of the time it’s either him just parroting whatever the majority of DNC figures say verbatim and no childing anyone who even slightly goes against it.

One of the funniest (and most telling) things I’ve noticed about Rick’s political rants, though, is that he’s never thrown his hat in the ring about Israel and Palestine, despite the fact that Trump seems to hold more loyalty to the former than the US. Regardless of how you feel about that situation (this isn’t a political post), there really isn’t a uniform consensus from the people Rick follows, with most of them not even talking about it at all. Because it’s not a very discussed issue in his camp, he doesn’t care about it or try to use it in arguments. Doing so would require him to go outside of his bubble and form his own opinions rather than going along with the herd, which he’s not willing or able to do.
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Man, so Fatrick condones x y or z in the conflict? I'm surprised nobody has ever trolled him like that.
 
Clyde Cash's Left Teste powiedział(a):
Man, so Fatrick condones x y or z in the conflict? I'm surprised nobody has ever trolled him like that.
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It's hard to troll him based on his beliefs when this lardass believes in nothing. He reminds me of an insecure teenage girl trying to fit into a new clique. He has no concept of right or wrong, only acceptable and unacceptable. He's a perfect slave, but nothing more.
 
Well Intentioned powiedział(a):
You're writing science fiction, where you can be as imaginative and different as you want to be and his best effort is to come up with Not Ivory Poachers hunting Not Elephants in Not Africa.
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There is plenty of potential in that setting. People use sci-fi to rant about their pet causes all the time. It’s a lot safer to set the specific social ill on another planet and then show how humans are the real monsters after all.

Patrick’s genius is in combining all the causes at the same time so his book is a muddled mess of talking points with no focus at all. More successful authors would avoid doing this but Pat scoffs at their timidity.

In one outline you have:
* poaching
* veterans with PTSD
* veterans who refuse treatment and go for the most primitive mobility gear
* tough chicks who take no shit from dudes
* hot lezbeen sexy times
* dumb scientists who need protecting from the world by their cynical betters
* intelligent animals who we need to understand rather than harvest
* ignorant and evil chain of command always messing with the grunts
* super cool mecha suits with model numbers but they’re classics because new stuff is made by idiots and only old gear is worth a damn. Pew pew pew blazott!
* Ugh I can’t believe a MAN is still talking. Don’t you know women are just as capable in combat roles and are better for long space flights based on the Twitter summary of a NASA research paper?
* Pew pew pew! Wham! That mech suit is so awesome! Just imagine it! It’s just like my favorite Gundam models!
* Aliens are automatically full of harmony and sacred wisdom and are one with the planet and know how to harvest animals because they say thanks and that’s just so spiritual maaaaan

I dunno how this book is going to end but I’m sure Patrick is going to find some more issues to stuff in there. Why focus on the ethics of poaching when you can write about everything all at once.

Note for 2nd printing - change ship Elon Musk to Tim Walz. That’ll fix it.
 
TurboNAS powiedział(a):
I dunno how this book is going to end but I’m sure Patrick is going to find some more issues to stuff in there. Why focus on the ethics of poaching when you can write about everything all at once.
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I think I've detected a flaw in this pitch. Are there really large groups advocating for illegal pouching and ivory harvest? This doesn't seem like his normal fare, how can he know which side is right if there aren't clearly defined positions to take on bluesky?

TurboNAS powiedział(a):
super cool mecha suits with model numbers but they’re classics because new stuff is made by idiots and only old gear is worth a damn. Pew pew pew blazott!
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What a great idea! This is like if you had a classic v-six muscle car, and made it your entire identity! Where does he come up with this stuff?
 
The thing that’s funny to me about his writing isn’t that it’s bad, it is. It’s the disconnect between his self image a sophisticated, renaissance man, and the juvenile tone that drips off every page.
 
Pat's used to lawyers telling him he's wrong/stupid by now. That'll bounce right off of his bulletproof pigheaded self-assurance.
 
This is the handle of the toilet brush that you gripped as you chose to scrub your rental unit's shit stained bathroom, porker. Enjoy maid service.
 
This is the lawyer child refusing to use any of the evidence in the crayon-written motion you've handed him right before court. Enjoy your motions being denied.
 
McMitch powiedział(a):
Part of it is Norm was never a great actor, any time he wasn’t doing an impression of someone his character came across as Norm reading lines. The other part is the type of sarcasm, for the most part, is not the type of sarcasm Norm excelled at: pretending to be sincere until his target took that sincerity as, well, sincere, and then snapping the sarcasm down.
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He was good as the pigeon in Mike Tyson’s mysteries.

But voice acting probably suits him better.

Sexy Senior Citizen powiedział(a):
In the words of Moviebob: there are no bad tactics- only bad targets. Le Blob said that during GamerGate; he was ahead of the curve.

To pivot back, Bob is something of a prophecy for what Patrick will become: fat, diabetic, screeching alone into the void. I'm actually a little surprised Patrick hasn't aged quite as badly as Bob has. I guess a diet of niggeroni offsets being impotently angry all the time.
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In fairness, Fatrick does leave his house and semi socialize in real life.

Moviebob never goes out.

Even the effort of lumbering to a bar is enough to stave off the worst of basement dwelling.
 
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