Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

"...each untethered to copyright"

Chat GreePT has finally shit the bed.

 

[Ralph’s Shack]

The poor magistrate when he's back in civil court.
He is probably going to see the ECF # has increased by over 100 and immediately file resignation and take on his dream job as a fishing guide.

Who’s to say he’s not already a fishing guide while cashing them taxpayer checks

 

[Useful_Mistake]

ECF 429

 

[Post Reply]

Hardin makes 3 banger points, but pointing out that Russ has knowingly chosen to leave his book up on Google so he can't be harmed by having it in Pacer is my favorite.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

In Episode 429 of The Hardin Versus the Tardin, we find out that the treasure was never even hidden in the first place!

How much sneed will this cause?! Stay tuned until later today to find out!

 

[The Un-Clit]

ECF 429
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I really can't say enough of how great Hardin's representation of Josh and the Farms has been. He makes multiple perfect killer points here, and if the judges would ever wake up from their eternal daze and fucking LOOK at the mound of filings Greee has been wasting everyone's time and Josh's money with they would surely agree with everything said. IF.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Succinct, yet meaty. A banger filing to be sure.

I particularly enjoy the garnish of neither confirming nor denying whether Greee should try filing it under seal.

 

[Harvey Danger]

"Defendants note that neither we nor the judges are required to entertain this retarded plightsperging."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I'd like to note that according to Court's own records, the last order made in this case was at the start of the month. The Judges have been sitting on their asses since then

 

[DHugo]

I'd like to note that according to Court's own records, the last order made in this case was at the start of the month. The Judges have been sitting on their asses since then
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Could be a coincidence but Santa is busy in December.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Hardin makes 3 banger points, but pointing out that Russ has knowingly chosen to leave his book up on Google so he can't be harmed by having it in Pacer is my favorite.
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This may not be the long-awaited killshot, but it feels as though Mr. Hardship, Esq. is calculating his firing solution.

 

[obsdj]

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Meh. Except insofar as this particular tactic enrages Greer to the point of flailing and making inexcusable errors, I don't see it being helpful. Pissing Greer off so hard that he keeps fucking up is useful, but I can't see the judges appreciating this, assuming for funsies that they bother to even read it.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Meh. Except insofar as this particular tactic enrages Greer to the point of flailing and making inexcusable errors, I don't see it being helpful. Pissing Greer off so hard that he keeps fucking up is useful, but I can't see the judges appreciating this, assuming for funsies that they bother to even read it.

I look at a filing like this and think "this is pretty straightforward, there's no real way to argue against this. Door was clearly opened, no substantive objection, please grant this trivial technical motion".

Knowing that GreeePT will fling a frothing flailing angry reply, tilting at absolutely nothing, is both intellectually insulting and a hilarity I look forward to.

Edit:

I think trying to get the book into evidence is just going to come off as the big oil-slathered lawyer playing tricks on the poor unsophisticated Pro Se Person.

If this was being done in a hearing, it would be a straightforward one-and-done granting of Hardin's motion. Greer would squeak but he has nothing to offer in response.

It only feels like a fancy big city lawyer beating on a poor retard because the retard is allowed to email AI-generated responses to every single thing Hardin says, for free, and Hardin is required to respond to it.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I think trying to get the full book into evidence is just going to come off as the big oil-slathered lawyer playing tricks on the poor unsophisticated Pro Se Person.
It's like "You can't call witnesses" all over again, the judges clearly signaled their intention not to hold Greer to the letter of that at trial, because that just wouldn't be faaaaaair.

 

[DavidS877]

Some day the court will do something. Today is probably not that day.

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[BoomerPrime]

It's like "You can't call witnesses" all over again, the judges clearly signaled their intention not to hold Greer to the letter of that at trial, because that just wouldn't be faaaaaair.

Where did the Judges do that exactly? And even if they don't hold him to it, it allows Hardin to call Russ' family as witnesses (which may not provide much evidentiary value, but will certainly result in much seething and plighting).

 

[Kosher Dill]

Where did the Judges do that exactly?

I was thinking of the hearing transcript, but I was mistaken - that was about who can be a person with discoverable information, not who can be a trial witness. It's where the judges coined the term "hypertechnical flyspecking" for Hardin insisting on the letter of the law.

 

[Man In A Dress]

I think trying to get the full book into evidence is just going to come off as the big oil-slathered lawyer playing tricks on the poor unsophisticated Pro Se Person.

I don't think it would come off as anything since the Judge doesn't want to acknowledge the existence of this case.
But if we assume that the Court will actually do something, Hardins filing is straightforward. I can't imagine wanting more information (the whole book) being interpreted as some oil-slick lawyer trick.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

Meh. Except insofar as this particular tactic enrages Greer to the point of flailing and making inexcusable errors, I don't see it being helpful. Pissing Greer off so hard that he keeps fucking up is useful, but I can't see the judges appreciating this, assuming for funsies that they bother to even read it.

I disagree. Attacking Greer on multiple fronts, however petty, seems to be very effective. Greer very quickly gets overwhelmed when the pace picks up, which gets him to start making huge mistakes. Like when he didn't respond to the motion to change venue. As long as Hardin can maintain that he's doing these things in good faith and keeps his filings brief, I see it being a good strategy.

Plus getting the entire book entered as an exhibit would be really beneficial, seeing how Greer characterizes Skordas, the Farms, himself, and his case in his "non-fiction" work. That could easily be used against him.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Those arguments dp so hard....