🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

[Nig Nog Neanderthal]

Holy shit, this is reaching white trash levels i would never have expected to see on KF of all places This thread is where trailer parks go to die.

It could always be worse; Karlyn Borysenko could decide to brigade him. Now there's a real pirate!

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

She is also the one who leaked the arrest video and other embarrassing things, such as some candid pictures of Tarl after she drew all over his face like a 15 year old boy when he was blackout drunk. She's either sabotaging him or just really horrible at decision making. With friends like sekhmet, who needs friends.

My niece was the one who drew on my face as a joke. I was exhausted, not drunk.

 

[Snom Clubber]

I think I just broke my X key.

 

[Styxhexenhammer666]

WRONG! Had you been exhausted, you'd still wake up. You were slumped over in a drunken stupor and it could be seen who was taking the pics. Your explanations NEVER stem from drunkenness, you keep denying your alcohol addiction issues!

I appreciate your ability to breathalyze me at a distance, however you are wrong.

My niece thought it was hilarious to draw on me while I was taking a nap. We troll one another regularly.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

My niece was the one who drew on my face as a joke. I was exhausted, not drunk.

How sober were you at the time?

 

[EnglishHard]

My niece was the one who drew on my face as a joke. I was exhausted, not drunk.

100% proof he's an alcoholic. Any other person would admitt - "yeah - I was shitfaced". This I'm an authority on - I'm eastern european

 

[deleuzeon]

I don't even know what to caption this. Clip about crack

 

[EnglishHard]

styx_crack_sparrow.mp4

I don't even know what to caption this. Clip about crack

The dude can make even himself uncomfortably quiet. That’s a real gift.

 

[W@rui]

I was exhausted, not drunk.

Exhaustion from being drunk.

 

[mickrussom]

My niece

Ssure. Your "niece" did this.
You arent constantly passing out in front of empty Franzia boxes because you drank too much, no, you are tired! Because you do Real Work with your hands right?
Tarl gets spent doing work like roofing or bricklaying or framing or shoveling snow, or dirt out of foyers!
Tarl the insomniac-narcoleptic.
Tarl, you are almost 40. Your hormones, mitochondria and health is out of whack from drinking & drugs and not sleeping on a schedule and ignoring doing a healthy amount of physical activity.
Stop.
Sober up.
Move near your child and stop the bullshit.
Or just admit you are a fuckup drug-using drunk and a Toys Я Us kid who does fuck-all for physical activity, sleeps with abnormal patterns due to bad choices and being disregulated.
Stop trying to sell the world you are a victim of circumstances.

 

[KingKurtistheKonquer]

Just a question out of curiosity.....does anyone on this site have a life outside of obsessing over and following this dude and his ex's every move.....I go one week without logging on and there are over 300 new pages

 

[mickrussom]

Just a question out of curiosity.....does anyone on this site have a life outside of obsessing over and following this dude and his ex's every move.....I go one week without logging on and there are over 300 new pages

its rare to see a cow and rl cow friends & fucks drill holes in the bottom of the boat live on the farms, and then double down after getting fucked in the ass raw for several hours on the kino casino. this is epic lolcow spiraling.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Just a question out of curiosity.....does anyone on this site have a life outside of obsessing over and following this dude and his ex's every move.....I go one week without logging on and there are over 300 new pages

Hmm...November 29th 2025 registration date. 3 posts, all in this thread. Whose sock are you, and how many times did you fuck Tarl Warwick?

 

[neger psykolog]

Just a question out of curiosity.....does anyone on this site have a life outside of obsessing over and following this dude and his ex's every move.....I go one week without logging on and there are over 300 new pages

I assume everyone was just like me and had their secretary clear their schedule for the next few weeks once they learned there was a thread on the k-farms where a bunch of scorned women rage at an autistic pirate.

The hoverball and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

My niece was the one who drew on my face as a joke. I was exhausted, not drunk.

Lying whore.

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Lying whore.

Neice, live-in Buffalo, same difference.

 

[Ghostface Killah]

Meh, there was the "fix me some fried chicken" thing. She does have a decent sense of humor, she's just too fixated on slamming Tarl's reputation - even as he successfully does that with no help from anyone else - to be consistently funny.

She let him penetrate her. I spit on her from above.

 

[GayResearchVlogger]

She let him penetrate her. I spit on her from above.

Well, I shit on you from above, how does that make you feel?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

My niece was the one who drew on my face as a joke. I was exhausted, not drunk.

Do you expect us to believe your nigger ass?

 

[mickrussom]

She let him penetrate her. I spit on her from above.

Who can resist skinny-fat Rutland-Hot men?? @Styxhexenhammer666 is the apotheosis of the rural Vermont stock...

His teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter.

I also think Rutland Chewbacca (from the 501st New England Garrison) is doing the Redford-DiCaprio nodding meme here. Lol. Either that or hide the pain Harold. The Wookie has better teeth than Tarl.

Sam says his tadger is at best 6 inches, so he must be a real debonair Casanova with an electric personality to keep them coming.