💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Henri Barbusse]

Who on this planet would describe chocolate or something dogs can't eat as a "toxic substance"?
Was this a lame comedy attempt or he just lacks social cues. Or both?
What is this toxic substance? Can't he just say it?

Nick is trying to say that the dog didn't get into his cocaine and forgot that normal people consider cocaine a toxic substance.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

>Sunni
>Killed by a guy with a giant nose

 

[Smithfield Ham]

RIP doggy. Most responsible adult in the household.

 

[Stan]

“Yo yo buffalo…. Sooooo…. Trips been pretty great with me n Lady R and my parents the keeeedz but sorta bittersweet news: looks like the dogs dead. Never the biggest fan of owning dogs but it’s killing the vibe. My next stream’s gonna be on…”

It upsets me how fucking casual he is about it. I’m sure it’s “bittersweet” for skelly, it’s great news for him that the dog shuffled off it mortal coil the only downside is he’s in the presence of his parents and needs to act the part of a loving father and hide his fucking elation that the dog is dead.

Bittersweet… fml… people say “it’s a bittersweet moment” when your kid graduates from high school or your baby sister gets married. Remembering your first real relationship. Baby’s first steps. Nick gets this feeling when his dog dies from neglect…

 

[Solomon Bundy]

So what happened to the Rekietas' other dogs, Shia and Ibadi?

 

[Sneed Force One]

“Yo yo buffalo"

This is the most cringe part for me. Imagine introducing a "my dog died" message with a 2015 tier "What it do Youtube! its ya boy, Rekieta Law!"

 

[Steve Seagull]

Narcissists have a way of ruining every special day, every holiday, every birthday. In a twisted, bittersweet way, he got to sabotage a vacation he did not even want to be on by dropping the news of the family pet dying. Now that time together will forever be associated with grief and tension.

Eventually, everyone will carry such negative memories of "family time" that he will achieve his goal. No one will want to spend time with him anymore, especially when it is something he never wanted in the first place.

It's their usual MO.

 

[Ryo Ma]

Nick you fucking horrorcow freakshow. Why do you involve other living things in your nightmare life? Your kids must absolutely hate your guts.

 

[Moral plague]

Nick Rekieta tortures and kills animals, a classic characteristic of our least favorite lawyer

 

[FiveStarAce]

His bitch of a wife makes him spend his time with his attention whoring kids and then the fucking dog dies and ruins the vibe! This man can't catch a break!

 

[OutInTheRain]

Is this Nick making a last minute play for Lolcow of the Year?

I feel for that poor dog, it was cute and he spent it's life being a total asshole to something that just wants to love you.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Why would anyone think Nick strangled his dog?

Or that his dog got in the cocaine?

(I believe the transcript was piss and shit everywhere - good job, YouTube.)

And Sunni = Sunny? Who the fuck spells Sunni like a major sect of Islam? We know it wasn't Kayla or else it'd be SunniMay-Daffodils.

RIP, Sunni. You were not loved in life, and your owner probably watched you die on the bathroom's Ring camera, next to Pile-of-Food-kun, just so he could ruin his family's holiday. And probably to guilt his mom out of more money.

 

[Sloppa]

Nick doesn't have real friends anymore, so one has to wonder why he didn't check the dog into a kennel, one must put oneself into the pea-brained, instant gratification driven perspective of Mr Balldo. "MY dog won't stay at some LOWLY kennel, I'm SMART, I have options!"

He left the dog with an idiot fan, who left it in an unattended garage, the dog licked up a puddle of antifreeze.
or
He left the dog with a creepy swinger couple he met days before on grindr, the dog ate drugs and had a heart attack.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

HE POISONED HIS DOG

 

[ulsterscotsman]

Nicks real reaction to Sunni's death.

 

[Major]

He killed the dog to stop it testifying against him in a new drug case. Prove me wrong

 

[StacticShock]

Why the fuck would you tell your kids at the beginning of vacation that their dog just died?

enjoyment of their suffering.

Sunni knew too much.

the BBC's were getting too friendly with him rather than rekieta's wife

 

[Oongok]

Why in the world would he volunteer this information, knowing what people already think of him? If he felt like he absolutely had to tell the Internet about this he could've given a simple "My dog passed away" comment. This just screams "The stupid dog that I hate got into the cocaine that you guys know I leave out in plain view"

Sunni lived like the Palestinians, confined his whole life to a small space by a man with a big nose.

Except unlike the Palestinians, Sunni didn't deserve it.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Thread oldfags, I summon thee.
Was there any commentary from Rekieta about taking Sunni on a walk, to the park, out on a hike, anything?

 

[Slippin Kimmy]

Pugs already have shit lives from being mutants, I can't imagine what throwing Nick into the mix adds to the suffering