🍗 Deathfat Polissa Snow / CatLadyPolissa / SouthernCatLady1983 / PolissaCampbellArt / Campbells Home for Wayward Cats and Josh Campbell / Wade Parker - E begging munchie Artist, Renaissance Woman, Cat Lady 🖖 and her hot headed husband that collectively killed over 30 animals. One has a 20 year old yeast infection, another shits in bags

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Glad to see things are the same as usual in Pissaland (fat, would not sex), apart from some sperg ween contacting her. Who is retarded enough to do that? Probably the same retard that sent Sarge a knife in the Sammieverse thread.
If you can't stick to the rules of this site, fuck off.

 

[A-Stump]

What is she gonna get him? Funko Pops?

You know, he looks and acts like the exact kind of person who would like them. I can just imagine him at the local Gamestop smelling up the joint with his bad weed stench and diabetes, counting out pocket change for one.

 

[Mudkipcorn]

Polissa is currently on break.


Despite that, she posted a few videos in the days following, but they didn't interest me and I'm having trouble uploading. The latest one sees Polissa asking for anecdotes about other white people assuming you're racist in public. Like, they said something racist and looked for you to back them up. She tells rambling story about a cashier racial profiling someone and seeking affirmation from Polissa. One amusing bit is her virtue signaling about how she refuses to use self-checkout because it takes away jobs.

Loving the AFRID content. Appreciate the archiving, but I actually went to watch it on TikTok in the hope that a view will encourage her to make more.

What amuses me about her social media is she thinks there's a large group of real people watching her content (and not just us), and taking inspiration from her. Her audience needs her.

Agreed. Polissa's aspiration for social media fame is one of my favorite things about her.

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She feels entitled to social media stardom. I don't have any experience with it, but seems crazy and almost insidious that she has so many followers. Whatever is at play behind the scenes at TikTok to make that happen (bots? Site culture of everyone following each other? algorithm?), it causes womanchildren like Polissa (and probably real children too) to have these unrealistic expectations. I feel like YouTube creators with 10 subscribers accept that they might get a dozen views. But because Polly somehow has 2.5k+ (!!!) followers, she expects hundreds of views. When that doesn't happen, she gets pouty because she's been wronged.

Someone with half a brain can figure it out (that their followers are bots or other losers who follow everyone in the hops of being followed back), but Polissa really can't get it straight.

Remember when she was wagging her finger at those group 7 posters that didn't actually follow her back. I remember when I was like 12 and social media was only a few years old. Those friend-for-friend / like-for-like pages proliferated and I remember deliberating posting there/joining a group. But even at that age, I realized that having 1000 fake friends wouldn't make me cool. No hate to my fellow kids who went ahead and did that shit for the imaginary clout. But watching a 40-year-old woman do it in current year is just insane.

Also, see her pinned video, which is someone else talking about how important it is to engage with videos on TikTok and that if you like them, he hopes all these good things will happen in life. Really sad to see other people Polissa's age and older pulling this kind of thing. TikTok of all fucking places. I am simultaneously way too old but and a bit young for the platform, I guess.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Despite that, she posted a few videos in the days following, but they didn't interest me and I'm having trouble uploading. The latest one sees Polissa asking for anecdotes about other white people assuming you're racist in public. Like, they said something racist and looked for you to back them up. She tells rambling story about a cashier racial profiling someone and seeking affirmation from Polissa. One amusing bit is her virtue signaling about how she refuses to use self-checkout because it takes away jobs.

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It's almost seven minutes long. Along with what Mudkipcorn said, she drones on about how she's been getting "forced" to go to Walmart (likely because her mom is driving her around now) and insists how non-racist she is despite being a white Southerner (the horror!) because over half of her family is part hispanic, Native American, or adopted from Uganda.

The other two videos, because I already archived them.

On Friday, she called out from vlogging because she was too busy playing Hogwarts Legacy for the second time (as a Hufflepuff, also for the second time)

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Then on Saturday she excused herself from vlogging because Mom dragged her to an aunt's birthday party. Also lore drops that she used to crochet after that aunt taught her, but hasn't done it in years due to her arthritis.

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[BOLDYSPICY!]

Polissa is currently on break.

Oh, shut the fuck up, Polissa. I don't know why, but people complaining about SAD just sets my teeth on edge. Fucking fat malingering munchie.

It's almost seven minutes long. Along with what Mudkipcorn said, she drones on about how she's been getting "forced" to go to Walmart (likely because her mom is driving her around now) and insists how non-racist she is despite being a white Southerner (the horror!) because over half of her family is part hispanic, Native American, or adopted from Uganda.

The other two videos, because I already archived them.

On Friday, she called out from vlogging because she was too busy playing Hogwarts Legacy for the second time (as a Hufflepuff, also for the second time)

So she's totally nawt rayciss, but she's openly transphobic and cosigns everything JKR says? Because that's what enjoying Harry Potter in the year of our Lord 2025 means.

Do better, Polissa.

 

[scumfuck]

Polissa is currently on break.

This bitch is claiming SAD???

It's fairly nice for where you are.

Spoiler: PL

comparatively it's like -17F for the low where I am. Shut the fuck up.

One amusing bit is her virtue signaling about how she refuses to use self-checkout because it takes away jobs.

You know she uses self checkout because standing in line hurts her knees cause she's so FAT.

I don't have any experience with it, but seems crazy and almost insidious that she has so many followers. Whatever is at play behind the scenes at TikTok to make that happen (bots? Site culture of everyone following each other?

She's on those myspace-era follow4follow trains to get more followers. It's definitely not organic and she has no real fans. All you need to look at is her engagement. If she's LUCKY she will get 2-3 comments on a video and a handful of likes. Totally disproportionate to her follower count.

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Thanks for the local copy. Lol at her crying about having to shop at Walmart. Bitch, we ALL know that you wouldn't find anything you would want to eat at an organic healthy grocery store. Even if it was within your price range. They don't sell Jimmy Deans there.

 

[I call shenanigans]

You know she uses self checkout because standing in line hurts her knees cause she's so FAT.

You seriously think she’s “standing in line”…there’s no way she isn’t using a scootypuff.

 

[scumfuck]

You seriously think she’s “standing in line”…there’s no way she isn’t using a scootypuff.

Yeah you're right I actually didn't even consider the scooters. You know she uses it and beeps at people even slightly blocking the way through the isles like Mobility Mary.

 

[A-Stump]

She could just order grocery pick-up. But I'm sure she'd still find a way to bitch about that.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

other white people assuming you're racist in public

No stalker child, you will not assume I'm racist. Those are your delusions. Enjoy prison, felony assumer.

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I didn't have my glasses on and thought the caption said "Expected to cosign rectum". Ngl, it would have made for a more interesting video.

 

[Picklechu]

To be fair to Polissa (I know), I'm about two hours south of her and get SAD every year. It usually starts before Thanksgiving, and goes away completely mid to late January. Vitamin D seems to mostly keep it manageable, and I have one of those "happy lamp" things that I use if I need it. Still, with her track record, I'm sure that this is just something else she's added to her list of "conditions" that she uses to fish for pity/asspats and excuse her laziness.

And having to shop at Walmart, lol. The horror. If she were to place an online order, she'd be helping someone - likely a minority, woman, or mentally ill person who need Polissa to protect them and amplify their voice! - working a side hustle earn money. She'd even be able to tip them. And she wouldn't have to go deal with all of the totally racist people who she hates.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

I think that everyone in the Northern hemisphere should take vit.D in winter. I personally take it all year round due to being a filthy Bong and feel better for it.

Thread tax: Pissa is fat and I would not sex. I would, however, buy a Beach Cat print.

 

[Octopi]

I won't inherently knock her for having SAD. But what difference does it make to her anyway? She already doesn't go outside, doesn't see friends, doesn't seem to spend much time doing her hobbies. Seems all the symptoms/consequences of SAD are present year round for her.

 

[Polychromos]

because over half of her family is part hispanic, Native American, or adopted from Uganda.

Lol, I love her! Sometimes she's really boring but then she once again drops something like this.
Did we know the Uganda claim?

Thread tax: Pissa is fat and I would not sex. I would, however, buy a Beach Cat print.

We all would but I guess she's spiteful enough to never sell it to us. I'm sure she thinks we're super financially abusive, because she knows that we would give her money and she does always need it.
I think it's super evil that she just doesn't want our basement to look nicer!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Did we know the Uganda claim?

She mentioned it in passing once in a Facebook post. That's all I know.

Polly is excited for the Buffy sequel. It was one of her favorite shows as a teen Mostly discusses her current stance on Spike and recounting that she likes Willow so much that she has always wanted to name a daughter after her

Pugsley welfare check, featuring a sample of Polissa's baby talk

Most recently, she's having a blue Christmas due to yet more car trouble. Not just her mom's car that she's been borrowing, which Robin recently paid about $1000 to repair to no avail. Other cars she's been carpooling in have been breaking down, as well. This is extremely concerning, since Ubers are $50+ each way where they live. Joh could lose his job if they lose the ability to carpool. If only she lived in Florida, where people can easily travel by bus unlike in her pedestrian hating state.

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[Soup Sammiches]

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I'm no manly man, I've never rebuilt an engine or whatever you do with engines.. WHAT. THE. FUCK. Is a freeze plug!?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

If only she lived in Florida, where people can easily travel by bus unlike in her pedestrian hating state.

Oh Pissa, darling. I have some bad news for you.



ETA: @Soup Sammiches A freeze plug is a small plug put into an engine that's designed to pop out should the coolant freeze, thereby allowing an expansion and leakage path for the coolant rather than having the whole fucking block crack.

What putzo the wonder yutz is insinuating is that the coolant in the block froze. However, I will throw a massive 'bullshit' flag straight at that: Summer blend doesn't freeze until -35F, and it takes hours at that temperature to actually move past the 'I'm a thick sludge now' state to expand to the point that it's going to pop the freeze plug.

More likely, the freeze plug corroded and fell out. This happens if you have improper coolant (like far too much water and not enough antifreeze, like dipshits that just pour straight water into their radiators and never go back to put antifreeze in), or they never flushed their old coolant - old coolant becomes corrossive and will eat away the freeze plug given enough time. (Hence why this Diet Coke swilling retard does radiator flushes every 5 years.)

Who wants to put money on none of these retards realizing that radiators need to be flushed from time to time?

 

[Clotso Coof]

More of Polissa's signature mix of arrogance, ignorance and entitlement. Buses are a good option in Miami. But you'd have to live in a very expensive section of Tampa to use buses as primary transportation in that area, and rent would be twice what she could afford.

Pinellas County Bus System? LMAO. Look at the system map. It's only on a few of the major roads plus a tiny bit of Tampa and that's despite Pinellas being a built-out, high population county. If Polissa lived there, she'd be in some inexpensive outer trashy area north of the major metro area and it would be even worse for public transportation.

"North Alabama" vs "Florida" bus system? Bus systems are always city-specific other than city-to-city buses that only go to the main bus depot in each town. Polissa has been poor long enough to know that.

Also, let's see Polissa and Joe wait in the Florida summer heat and sporadic thunderstorms for a bus. They'd quit after their 3rd trip at best. It might actually be dangerous for Joe with his poor health.

Have you ever been caught in a subtropical rain storm like the ones you see in Tampa almost every afternoon for the entire summer? It's impressive. You don't even bother to seek shelter after a minute because you can't possibly get wetter at that point.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Oh Pissa, darling. I have some bad news for you.

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ETA: @Soup Sammiches A freeze plug is a small plug put into an engine that's designed to pop out should the coolant freeze, thereby allowing an expansion and leakage path for the coolant rather than having the whole fucking block crack.

What putzo the wonder yutz is insinuating is that the coolant in the block froze. However, I will throw a massive 'bullshit' flag straight at that: Summer blend doesn't freeze until -35F, and it takes hours at that temperature to actually move past the 'I'm a thick sludge now' state to expand to the point that it's going to pop the freeze plug.

More likely, the freeze plug corroded and fell out. This happens if you have improper coolant (like far too much water and not enough antifreeze, like dipshits that just pour straight water into their radiators and never go back to put antifreeze in), or they never flushed their old coolant - old coolant becomes corrossive and will eat away the freeze plug given enough time. (Hence why this Diet Coke swilling retard does radiator flushes every 5 years.)

Who wants to put money on none of these retards realizing that radiators need to be flushed from time to time?

That's it then. My last chance at keeping the Man Card and Pissa is more manly knowing her engine lore.
Just call me Ms. Sammiches from now on.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Have you ever been caught in a subtropical rain storm like the ones you see in Tampa almost every afternoon for the entire summer? It's impressive. You don't even bother to seek shelter after a minute because you can't possibly get wetter at that point.

ngl, where I was once stationed it rained like fucking clockwork every single day from May through September at 1530 and lasted for 30 minutes. You could set a watch to it. Most people learn to live with that weather bullshit - Pissa never would.

Just as an absolute lol, I want to put this up, because reasons.

Get'cher unlicensed hubby a fuckin' bicycle.