💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Steve Seagull]

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He made me genuinely laugh with his bitchy seething at his haircut. I just know he looked at his forehead 27 times just that day.

Also, horrible to know the shade of his clean hair and how rarely it's that color.

 

[daffodils]

- sales pitch: once a week at least member's only show on the weekend; "laidback"; new targets coming because Kurt doesn't produce enough content
- a "bunch of other" membership perks coming
- But... the 5k gift is holding him back
- bought machine "a while ago" [280+ days]; he "just has to assemble it" and "buy inventory"
- he wanted other people to do it, but they ghosted him
- He'll be in Las Vegas April 10-12 for Hackamania
- Anime Matsuri: he hasn't talked to them yet, but they "give access to people the fans want to see"; sounds like he wants to be an official guest, not just a visitor
- got a haircut, too short
- Kurt smelled at Anime Matsuri

- dumb shit about sex robots that goes on way too long

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I got to have faith, faith, faith

Calling Balldo a fag reminded me that he sang a George Michael song to make fun of Ralph on the Killstream Karaoke many years ago:
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In case you haven't seen it, Balldo has performed this song @StarTrak

4:20

 

[Sneed Force One]

- sales pitch: once a week at least member's only show on the weekend; "laidback"; new targets coming because Kurt doesn't produce enough content
- a "bunch of other" membership perks coming

You mean to tell me that people don't care to watch a six hour show about some guy's shitty bachelor cooking?

 

[AnOminous]

- dumb shit about sex robots that goes on way too long

It's hilarious when this pathetic fag tries to look happy when he's obviously miserable. Fun fact: it's in your eyes, nigger. You can't hide your lying eyes.

 

[StarTrak]

In case you haven't seen it, Balldo has performed this song @StarTrak

I've never seen that, thank you!

He loves being gay.

 

[Balldo]

Originally the claim for why the late time slot was a combo of waiting for the kids to be in bed and a sleep disorder.

Yeah, if there's one thing I've noticed about narcoleptics over the years, it's their inability to fall asleep.

 

[AnOminous]

I've never seen that, thank you!

He loves being gay.

He hates being gay. But he can't stop being gay.

 

[Soapmore]

He hates being gay. But he can't stop being gay.

I think that's why he will end up in prison, because all that cock pulls at his narrow shoulders like a gravitational force.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So the wife can do all the actual heavy lifting of childcare while Nick sleeps the day away in a vain attempt save a critically wounded career in Youtube ICU?
Why do it at such a weird time slot? To continue the medical analogy, it’s like a disgraced surgeon who’s lost his hospital privileges sneaking into a theatre at 3 a.m. to operate on a patient already pronounced dead.

Because he thinks it's cool and edgy...and it gets him out of daytime responsibilities. Up all night, sleep half or more of the day, pop some addy and whatever else he's taking, which gets him going in the late day/ evening and hyped late at night, up all night, etc. It's completely within his control to flip his schedule* and to gain some self-control, but it's a very convenient schedule for him, so why do that?

* especially now that he's completely sober, lol.

bought machine "a while ago" [280+ days]; he "just has to assemble it" and "buy inventory"

Iow, he hasn't done a damn thing except spend money (maybe).

 

[Sneed Force One]

* especially now that he's "completely sober", lol.

FTFY

 

[culk]

Bullshit. He was a total fag virgin who had "underwear parties" with other dudes, according to his own previous claims. He was an utter homo.

Does anyone remember what stream it was where he was saying this to a 3D spinning rat and another guy and they were having none of his shit?

 

[AnOminous]

- "Lady" Rackets does most of the morning driving now

So this lazy cocksucker, whose only claim to doing anything at all was "DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ around" can't even do that any more.

God what a pathetic pussy.

Can't he just kill himself already? What does this worthless faggot do of any value?

 

[GaryGray]

He hates being gay. But he can't stop being gay.

Too easy. Netflix already made a Law and Order episode about Nick.

0:17

 

[RaptInPlastic]

He stays up late because he hates his wife and his kids. He doesn't want to be around them and he can't relax when they are "intruding" into "his" life. When they aren't there he can relapse into his real homo self as far as possible.
Also he dyes his hair don't believe anything else least of all what this faggot says about himself.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Also he dyes his hair

Both of them?

 

[StannisTheMannis]

- "Lady" Rackets does most of the morning driving now

To where, McDonald's?

 

[AnOminous]

To where, McDonald's?

"Lady" Rackets is fat as fucking Hell. Hick Nick is pretty much a fatty-chaser at this point. Hey Nick, your wife is FAT. She's fucking FAT. Are you into fatsos?

 

[elb]

Does anyone remember what stream it was where he was saying this to a 3D spinning rat and another guy and they were having none of his shit?

In case you haven't seen it, Balldo has performed this song @StarTrak

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Can anyone tell me what year this was?

Edit: Bonus points if the stream still exists somewhere and someone can tell me where to find it

 

[Steve Seagull]

Also he dyes his hair don't believe anything else least of all what this faggot says about himself.

It gives that last stage of ginger hair color when it's washed almost to brown, before going grey. Suits him since he doesn't have a soul, but it's aging him and doesn't look good with his complexion. I love that for him.