🤝 Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Greedy Fly]

Oh, it gets better. There’s SO MUCH. Made an account just to download these.
They took an AMBULANCE!!!

For someone with an alleged hole in her throat she sure doesn't shut the fuck up.

 

[Oracular Slug]

So, do you think she’s overreacting?

She'll find out over 72+ hours

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

Not sure if she's a full blown munchie or not, but enjoy this histrionic weirdo that popped up on my FYP:



She went to the ER for a tonsil stone btw. And of course after berating the nurses for God knows how long, she cries the victim when the cops come to remove her.

Holy drug seeking behavior!

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Imagine just trying to do your job. Imagine having an actual emergency and not being treated because a nurse is too busy being yelled at by this bitch.

In the course of my work life, I encounter and interact with many people who have been arrested for trespassing. A suprising number of them have been trespassed from hospitals. I honestly assumed they were all alternatively-domiciled individuals who simply wanted to be indoors somewhere and that the hospital was simply convenient to them.
Then I started reading here. Those poor nurses and techs.

 

[Dharma bump]

My favourite quotes:

How do you know I'm not having a panic attack?
I have a hole in my throat. I need a colonoscopy.
The police were on my side (they killed a black man 5 years ago)!
I have a picture of my asshole. I took it just before I came in. No, you can't inspect it.
They told me I was anxiety-ing too hard/loud (cardiac arrest level)
I know how inpatient works (if I say I am not at risk of harm they can't put me in psych)

I love how her brother is so confused about her pronouns he has to refer to her as "my sibling" and when she was taken away, he just got a ride home. Guess he has the same compassion fatigue as the health services.

 

[KillerTofu]

If it's the rage-monster rich redhead (surname Winn or something?) frying her adrenals and getting fired by specialists then yes please! She was a bit of a favourite of

Man, is anyone still concerned with Laura? I had an incredibly horrific interaction with her then found her on this page when I googled her. She is still a nightmare.

What I can legally say is she traveled across the country armed to my residence and the police were able to intercept her. It's been about 3 months. She may be seeing serious jail time. Apparently she's been stalking / harrassing countless men and women (including myself) for years now. She truly put me through hell.

 

[KillerTofu]

If it's the rage-monster rich redhead (surname Winn or something?) frying her adrenals and getting fired by specialists then yes please! She was a bit of a favourite of mine

What I can legally say is she traveled across the country armed to my residence and the police were able to intercept her. It's been about 3 months. She may be seeing serious jail time. Apparently she's been stalking / harrassing countless men and women (including myself) for years now. She truly put me through hell.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Oh, it gets better. There’s SO MUCH. Made an account just to download these.
They took an AMBULANCE!!!
Did my best to put these in chronological order.

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She put her unredacted medical files in the second video, showing her real name of Emily Morlock and her genderspecial name of Silvan Morlock.


I don't know what's funnier, her complete lack of opsec or the fact that her family name is the same as the sewer mutants from X-Men. But wait, there's more!

She didn't redact her mailing address either:

Emily Morlock / Silvan Morlock / spookispeaks

Spoiler: Socials

https://www.tiktok.com/@spookispeaks (Archive)
https://www.instagram.com/protectedwoodssales/ (Archive)
https://www.instagram.com/faerieboicrafts/ (Archive)
https://www.depop.com/faerie_boi/

https://www.pinterest.com/silvanmorlock/ (Archive)
https://www.quora.com/profile/Silvan-Morlock
https://www.quora.com/profile/Silvan-Morlock-1
https://www.etsy.com/shop/protectedwoodsdesign

https://www.adagio.com/signature_blend/list.html?userId=310036SM (Archive)
https://www.linkedin.com/in/silvan-morlock-28072966

Deleted accounts (they don't appear to be archived anywhere or cached anywhere)

https://www.instagram.com/protectedwoodsdesign/

https://www.instagram.com/faerie_boi/

Dubious accounts:
There is a spookispeaks tag on Tumblr (Archive) that seems to be associated with an account called spookikookiboo (Archive). Might just be a coincidence.
https://www.reddit.com/user/Faerie_boi/ (Archive) Lines up with a couple other accounts of hers, and the personal details match, but "Faerie Boi" is a really common pooner account name.

She had a wedding registry (Archive) with another woman named Ashley Bavaro:

But I don't think they're still together (Bavaro seems to be living in Rochester now) and I'm not sure if they ever got married.

She used to post prolifically on a tea site called Adagio (Archive) (one of those custom tea sites where you can buy tea that tastes like anime characters), and used her tea reviews like a blog:

At first, she mentions a fiancee and a boyfriend, then just a boyfriend, then just a roommate. Doesn't seem like a terribly stable living situation.

Bavaro cosplays under the name Aisubara, and it's on her cosplay Facebook (Archive) which is where Morlock's first (or at least first that I could find) e-begging attempt appears:

So she's been at this for at least 8 years.

Apparently her little freakout was considered worthy of a human interest story on some clickbait site:
Stubborn Patient at a New York Hospital Gets Arrested After Refusing to Be Discharged: ‘They Have Gaslit Me So Much About My Medical Issues’ (Archive)

Holy drug seeking behavior!

You're just being a bigot like the Rochester Emergency Room staff. Just because someone has dyed hair, tattoos, and constantly insists they need painkillers, doesn't make them a drug seeker!

Link / Archive
We end this on a happy note: She's been spayed.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Oh, it gets better. There’s SO MUCH. Made an account just to download these.
They took an AMBULANCE!!!

I’m surprised the ambulance even took her. The hospital staff clearly knew her MO, and were clear that she was non-emergent, which the paramedics should also have done. If brother was with her and high, there’s a pretty decent probability that she was also high. Nothing quite says “drug seeker” like a person going in already high and making an arse of themselves.

She’s lucky she wasn’t in a publicly funded system like in the UK, Canada, Australia etc because wait times for appointments and investigations can be horrendous, and that totally unnecessary ambulance call out would have cost her thousands of dollars (assuming no ambulance cover). Not surprised she managed to get herself permanently banned from that hospital.

 

[Oracular Slug]

Btw, she's walking a much finer tightrope than she thinks with statements like "if I by no intention of my own survive the self induced gunshot to my head." Method (bold), means (her gun), intent (to not survive)...that parenthetical is doing some heavy lifting. If she thinks she's smart enough to walk that tightrope in person while posting like that online, she's not.

 

[OrSoHelpMe]

RE: Silvan Morlock: Is the permanent duckface a choice, or is her face just like that?

RE: Reddit lady who wants to shoot herself and show up armed to her next appointment, I guess not in that order, it looks like she researched EDS, learned about CCI, hasn't actually been diagnosed or told she has it, and is panicking and needing to hold her head completely still because she might internally decapitate at any moment, the pain is so bad it makes her black out, she had to pull over 3 times driving to the doctor because she blacked out... why does she need to shoot herself if she's going to die if she turns her head?

 

[Plantation Barbie]

Found the Zillow listing.

It's a mobile home but it had some work done recently so it had potential. So of course she's actively trashing it. Because why clean your home when you can't even be bothered to take a shower?

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

to the Farmers providing the digital colonoscopy she deserves.

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

@KillerTofu the oldfags aren't around that often anymore, but some of us who've read the whole thread remember her very, very well.

For those who do:



I am so sorry this happened to you and glad you're getting some justice. Jesus Christ. She was so dangerous, several people called it.

 

[Ass Dan]

So, do you think she’s overreacting?

I think she's a danger to herself and everyone around her.

 

[JacksSenseOfDread]

In the course of my work life, I encounter and interact with many people who have been arrested for trespassing. A suprising number of them have been trespassed from hospitals. I honestly assumed they were all alternatively-domiciled individuals who simply wanted to be indoors somewhere and that the hospital was simply convenient to them.
Then I started reading here. Those poor nurses and techs.

There are quite a few homeless people that use the ED as a flophouse of sorts at times, but in my experience, most of them are on their best behavior. They just want a warm place to stay for a while and maybe a sandwich or something. I acknowledge that there are plenty of violent homeless people with mental illness issues at play, but by and large, they don't want to rock the boat too much because being able to come to the ED is a bridge they don't want to burn.

Drug seekers, on the other hand, are a whole 'nother story. Rude, demanding, self-centered, and even violent behavior is the rule rather than the exception. They want "that drug that starts with a D" or their percosnacks, and they want them NOW. They don't give a shit if granny's in the throes of a massive STEMI or if that kid the next curtain over was hit by a car and require stabilization and/or a trip to surgery. Their cc of back pain x10 years must be seen NOW! THEY are the ones that end up requiring law enforcement intervention via formal trespasses, arrests, and physical restraint. Testing? H&P? Why? Just give them their shot!

In the same scenarios, the homeless folks will generally sit quietly and "enjoy" the bed and the warm room while they wait for a nurse or physician to come see them.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

where you can buy tea that tastes like anime characters

Okay. Now I have heard everything, Surely someone else here has this same reaction.
This is OT, but it couldn't NOT say anything.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

Okay. Now I have heard everything, Surely someone else here has this same reaction.
This is OT, but it couldn't NOT say anything.

It's a place for people to sell custom tea blends, and if you tie it into a preexisting fandom, you essentially have free advertising. So...

...There are over 200,000 nerd themed teas on this site.

 

[It's Never Leprosy]

@KillerTofu I would be extremely interested to find out what Laura's controlled substance charges are for, there are like 3 different ones along with the felony stalking...

 

[The people of Australia]

RE: Reddit lady who wants to shoot herself and show up armed to her next appointment, I guess not in that order, it looks like she researched EDS, learned about CCI, hasn't actually been diagnosed or told she has it, and is panicking and needing to hold her head completely still because she might internally decapitate at any moment, the pain is so bad it makes her black out, she had to pull over 3 times driving to the doctor because she blacked out... why does she need to shoot herself if she's going to die if she turns her head?

If you look over what she's posted in the past, it seems that she's deeply delusional all of the time. Redditors accused her of making shit up for attention in her first big post, but it seems more sinister than that to me.