💪 Tough Guys Cyrax / Chance J F Wilkins / Cyraxx Nation / Cyraxx / SKXRFACE / DJ Shadowblayde - From The Hills Have Eyes, infected penis, Retarded Dwarf with RAGE. Plagiarist & Liar. Failed polymath, wigger, rapper, juggalo. Grandma abuser. 3rd generation pedophile-rapist. Stuck a stylus up his ass. Sent his dick pics to a pedo hunter. + his trolls

[anliteralidiot]

Let's be real, Chance isn't far off from some depictions of Springtrap or William Afton, all things considered.

No, because Afton was at least smart enough to create shit (or scam a friend into doing it).
And he wasn't raping the kids, just murdering them.

 

[Typhlosion Tuesdays]

No, because Afton was at least smart enough to create shit (or scam a friend into doing it).
And he wasn't raping the kids, just murdering them.

Same energy

 

[Artaius]

he wasn't raping the kids, just murdering them.

Phew! Thank goodness. I was worried there.

 

[souschef]

I think we have to accept that nobody will ever be Marty. He knew how to play Cyraxx like a fiddle and he had the history that nobody else has had or will ever have. Marty was there in the formative years. However, like any other lolcow, he will do something every once in a while that will still give us some joy (like when he crapped himself, the time he got scolded by Sally and he said "Mom they're going to make fun of me " and that time his screeching at night led to that fight between him and Ed. I can only imagine how many percs Ed needs to take the edge off now). The bricking and the glitterbomb were the only times when someone actually did it right. Too many people don't seem to want to put in the effort.

I think people should just let the man rest. He's dead, gone, he's checking the other angle of samsara's wheel, life goes on

What makes chance a good lolcow is the definite trait they all usually have: he's stupid and is willing to overshare his stupidity, and it's the entertaining kind of stupid. I really don't care about convoluted trolling schemes like fake judge hearings or that bullshit, just give him a spot to display his retard shenanigans and i'm fine with it. Marty could do it with simple setups, it doesn't take a genius to do what he did, the only pre requisite is not being a retard like that sharty kid

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

Marty could do it with simple setups, it doesn't take a genius to do what he did, the only pre requisite is not being a retard like that sharty kid

That’s what made all of the classics so good. It was a simple set up, a little build and a major Raxxout. I equate it to cooking a good steak. We already have quality beef, just add that touch of salt and do not over cook it. Raxx will believe anything, but these absolute niggers who are getting after any and everyone are the same type of nigger to dump 24 cans of garlic salt, celery salt and seeznins on dey steaks.

Simple solutions usually are the best ones. With all that said, we seem to have a problem of everyone wanting to be chief and nobody being alright with just being an injun.

 

[anliteralidiot]

That’s what made all of the classics so good. It was a simple set up, a little build and a major Raxxout. I equate it to cooking a good steak. We already have quality beef, just add that touch of salt and do not over cook it.

I feel like a lot of retards trying to troll Raxx are going for the King Cobra JFS food hack. If you've somehow avoided a classic Cobes food hack, give this a gander:

Do you get it?

Like, consider the one thing trolls always try: the fake girlfriend.
I'd compare that to a grilled cheese.
Anyone can make a grilled cheese, but you know a good grilled cheese when you've had one. My grandma would use so much butter she practically fried them, but goddamn were they good.

Tangerine Cat was that grilled cheese from my grandma: she can never be replicated, because she's no longer here (Marty said he thought she died so idk). And the calls with Sally, the video of him waiting for her... We were spoiled, and it set a dangerous precedent for what to expect.

That's the problem, because now everyone expects to get that kind of result. Everyone tries to make their own grilled cheese, and sure some of them are fine (Kera and the rig), but some are like the way my mom made them (she used wheat bread, ruins the texture (and that's the sharty kid pretending to be the gf)).

At the end of the day...
I don't know how to conclude this.

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

At the end of the day...
I don't know how to conclude this.

It is what it is, toobz. Gnome sayin?

 

[ASeabear8952]

Literally best shit we had in over a year, because let's be real, towards the end with Marty it wasn't that good. These people are fucking faggots.

I mean my favorite Marty stream ever was the one where he let Cyrax jack off on camera with very little blur and he kept telling Marty to pick cotton because he’s his slave. That was very late summer of last year I think.

 

[Tharzidün]

I ADORE the waco style audio torture plan, gang. Imagine family 43 being kept up all night to this banger

0:46

 

[Beavis’ Moms Boyfriend#6]

I ADORE the waco style audio torture plan, gang. Imagine family 43 being kept up all night to this banger

videoplayback (15).mp4

That’s a normal Tuesday night karaoke stream for RaxxHaus.

 

[souschef]

I mean my favorite Marty stream ever was the one where he let Cyrax jack off on camera with very little blur and he kept telling Marty to pick cotton because he’s his slave. That was very late summer of last year I think.

- Chance, are you masturbating?
- Trynna get Marty shut down!

 

[GoonerThePooner]

I mean my favorite Marty stream ever was the one where he let Cyrax jack off on camera with very little blur and he kept telling Marty to pick cotton because he’s his slave. That was very late summer of last year I think.

I laughed my ass off at that one. It did just raise a disturbing question, has Raxxy-poo ever accidentally "finished" when he's been trying to get Marty banned?

 

[Racist Parrot]

I laughed my ass off at that one. It did just raise a disturbing question, has Raxxy-poo ever accidentally "finished" when he's been trying to get Marty banned?

A lot of you think about and talk about cyraxx jerking off and doing gay shit more than you should. Which is at all.

 

[souschef]

I laughed my ass off at that one. It did just raise a disturbing question, has Raxxy-poo ever accidentally "finished" when he's been trying to get Marty banned?

Marty said that he could hear Chance whisper to himself "get hard you fag" or some shit like that

 

[Masterful Debator]

Marty said that he could hear Chance whisper to himself "get hard you fag" or some shit like that

I think I remember a stream where cyraxx was whispering that and there was one where he was saying fag and nigger while violently jerking it and it sounded like he was calling himself that.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

- Chance, are you masturbating?
- Trynna get Marty shut down!

Its insane that Sally hears him calling someone a nigger and assumes it a sex thing.
Ah yes, the thing you think about during a chicken strangling- racism.

 

[Bogliacci]

I mean my favorite Marty stream ever was the one where he let Cyrax jack off on camera with very little blur and he kept telling Marty to pick cotton because he’s his slave. That was very late summer of last year I think.

I mean the last few months of 2024, mid 2024 was poppin as you said but it was starting to really run out of steam in november.

 

[Norwegian Trailer Trash]

Chance certainly has an innate need for perceived moral superiority.

Sounds like he would fit into the Cyraxx subreddit and here pretty well.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

It looks like news of the goblin escaped niche channels and seeped into mainstream. Skip to 10:44

 

[Switch Mongo]

Screaming at the trolls is probably what he considers healthy interpersonal interaction. The only way to break that would to get him out of the house daily, and nobody will take that chance with his documented predilection for minors.

That’s how chance “protects his family” so in his eyes he’s doing a great job and fighting back. Even when Sally tells him to stop it’s “No! I’m trying to protect us!”. Cyraxx won’t go outside at this point just get the retard a coffin and put a lock on it.

Tangerine Cat was that grilled cheese from my grandma: she can never be replicated, because she's no longer here (Marty said he thought she died so idk). And the calls with Sally, the video of him waiting for her... We were spoiled, and it set a dangerous precedent for what to expect.

That's the problem, because now everyone expects to get that kind of result. Everyone tries to make their own grilled cheese, and sure some of them are fine (Kera and the rig), but some are like the way my mom made them (she used wheat bread, ruins the texture (and that's the sharty kid pretending to be the gf)).

At the end of the day...
I don't know how to conclude this.

In the golden era of cyraxx content there was so much uncharted territory so we got great content and now it’s just so saturated with trolls and YouTubers. The sharty faggot needs to F.O.A.D. Already. Apparently there’s someone saying they are working win John John and John is denying he knows them. They go by churchofgengar and that handle makes me think of the spooky gengar faggot.