🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

I like it. "See, this shit is so good, it fucked me up permanently! Look at my face!!"

this weed so good it makes you physically retarded too

 

[The Dude]

So, just for fun, let's say Russhole is successful in finding an investor, gets all the paperwork, permits, and licenses, etc. What kind of shitty store-bought coffee do you think cheap-ass Russhole will buy to serve his customers? Folger's freeze dried crystals? Maxwell House? Or maybe he will go the generic store brand route? Because you just know that Russ won't be aware that successful high-end coffee shops tend to source their own beans, often roasting and grinding them either on site or locally, so that their shop will have it's own distinct flavor to give the customers reason to return. Shit-Lips will probably think having scantily clothed young women will be reason enough, but even the places he's ripping off who already do the bikini babe thing also do that because they know T&A isn't enough to bring customers back if you're only serving shitty coffee.

 

[The Great Citracett]

So, just for fun, let's say Russhole is successful in finding an investor, gets all the paperwork, permits, and licenses, etc. What kind of shitty store-bought coffee do you think cheap-ass Russhole will buy to serve his customers? Folger's freeze dried crystals? Maxwell House? Or maybe he will go the generic store brand route? Because you just know that Russ won't be aware that successful high-end coffee shops tend to source their own beans, often roasting and grinding them either on site or locally, so that their shop will have it's own distinct flavor to give the customers reason to return. Shit-Lips will probably think having scantily clothed young women will be reason enough, but even the places he's ripping off who already do the bikini babe thing also do that because they know T&A isn't enough to bring customers back if you're only serving shitty coffee.

You wouldn't be able to tell, after he squeezes half a bottle of Hershey's chocolate syrup into it.

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Russ is going to run his coffee hut like the one strip club owner in Showgirls.

"You want to last longer than a week, suck me my penis."

 

[DumbDude43]

Edit: werdz and holy crap, he looks so unkempt there. Who goes on tv without a fresh haircut?

russ looks like he gets haircuts more often than he takes showers

 

[The Great Citracett]

I recommend the mocha... or was it the latte?

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Spoiler: Source

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[The Dude]

Russ is going to run his coffee hut like the one strip club owner in Showgirls.

"You want to last longer than a week, suck me my penis."

"Um...excuse me? I think you got my order wrong. I asked for coffee with my sugar."

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Try the new Russell Greer meal! A cup of chocolate syrup the barista has wafted a bag of coffee beans over and a side of cold canned green beans swimming in chic-fil-a sauce! Only available at Russell Greer’s Coffee ’n Boobs!

 

[GaryGray]

This dribbly bitch should not be anywhere near a food and drink venture.

Hygiene issues aside

As pointed out by multiple people Greer does not mix well with hygiene or live production environments. If he somehow manages to take over this space he will first need to pass classes on food handling as as far as I am aware this is required by most states. On top of that he would then have to pass building health inspections before reopening. Also the "small renovation" is probably adding a drive through window which is not cheap or simple. After that Russ would need to subscribe for point of sale software and other business software required to operate this nightmare, then acquire suppliers for coffee/cups/other goods he intends to sell. The rent he pays only covers the building. His bridge loan would be to buy the equipment inside the build for probably this.

desperately trying to get someone to give him $30K~50K or whatever to buy it.

After that he would need about that amount to refurbish and restock the place. So really Russ needs:

• $2.4k/month rent + maintenance
• $30k-$50k to buy existing equipment
• $20k-$40k to renovate, restock (Kirkland Coffee from Costco Business Center), payroll, and license/permit to reopen

No one Russ knows thinks that $50k minimum is a small bridge loan. That is the absolute lowest with quick back of napkin numbers and as little effort possible. Reality it would be significantly more if he wants to do this with real effort aka marketing/promotions. This is the kind of endeavor that takes a full business proposal and a business loan. Given Russ has zero real saving he wouldn't be able to put a down payment or pass a credit check.

Totally going to be girls in bikini selling coffee type places.

Agreed his hope is to open a business where he can hire cute women to wear little clothing and that it would provide him passive income with little day to day involvement so he can focus on his other projects. At no point does it dawn on him the reason restaurant turnover is so high because the margins are razor thin.

 

[Bogliacci]

The true horror is there are skanks in Vegas that will probably give it a shot but they won't be the 9s and 10s Russ demands attention from.

 

[GaryGray]

Knowing Russ he will hold interviews at the finest Olive Garden before ever getting the money. With the hope that he can entice them to come back to his place for box wine and to discuses the chance they could be the general manager. Since the chance the actually works is about the same chance as Russ opening a brothel.

 

[obsdj]

What the shit what the shit WHAT THE SHIT

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Aaaaaaaaand, it's gone. Just like his previous two LinkedIn posts trying to secure "investors" for his half-baked schemes.

 

[BelUwUga]

So, just for fun, let's say Russhole is successful in finding an investor, gets all the paperwork, permits, and licenses, etc. What kind of shitty store-bought coffee do you think cheap-ass Russhole will buy to serve his customers? Folger's freeze dried crystals? Maxwell House? Or maybe he will go the generic store brand route? Because you just know that Russ won't be aware that successful high-end coffee shops tend to source their own beans, often roasting and grinding them either on site or locally, so that their shop will have it's own distinct flavor to give the customers reason to return. Shit-Lips will probably think having scantily clothed young women will be reason enough, but even the places he's ripping off who already do the bikini babe thing also do that because they know T&A isn't enough to bring customers back if you're only serving shitty coffee.

You're overthinking this. There is a near-endless supply of Keurig coffee makers being sold/discarded by businesses. They either don't care to descale them or they quickly learn an actual commercial machine with a supply delivery subscription saves a shitload over K-cups. In fact I'd hazard it's just as likely he found a free coffeemaker before he found the property he wants to set up at. He wouldn't have even considered why every other business is happy to spend $1K+ on a machine and spend pennies per-serving on coffee beans. It is clearly the absolute dumbest, obviously doomed potential option, and therefore clearly the one he will select.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Aaaaaaaaand, it's gone. Just like his previous two LinkedIn posts trying to secure "investors" for his half-baked schemes.

I wonder what triggers the sudden delete?

Does he get dogpiled by trolls? Does he get messages from family asking too many questions? Does he look at this thread, see us talking about it, and shit a brick? Does he pull a bait and switch when someone contacts him about the buisness?

 

[obsdj]

Does he get dogpiled by trolls?...Does he look at this thread, see us talking about it, and shit a brick?

Probably a bit of both of these. Plus, it was a last-minute Hail Mary of a proposition; he wanted to "close" on the deal today.

 

[Wahgonga]

Not that he'll ever get to that point, but I'm sure Russ thinks that all he has to do is get the operation running, and then he can just disengage and let his employees run the show while he collects a paycheck and chases his whorehouse dreams.

Reality is, for a small business to be successful the owner has to be there all the time, especially for the first few years. It's a major commitment with a shitload of responsibilities. You either commit fully, or a costly failure is all you're going to get.

Russ doesn't even have what it takes to accomplish the simplest of daily personal tasks.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Russell Greer being your boss in an official capacity is one of the easiest ways to get a slam dunk sexual harassment at work settlement.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Not that he'll ever get to that point, but I'm sure Russ thinks that all he has to do is get the operation running, and then he can just disengage and let his employees run the show while he collects a paycheck and chases his whorehouse dreams.

Reality is, for a small business to be successful the owner has to be there all the time, especially for the first few years. It's a major commitment with a shitload of responsibilities. You either commit fully, or a costly failure is all you're going to get.

Russ doesn't even have what it takes to accomplish the simplest of daily personal tasks.

That was exactly his plan for the SLC brothel. He was going to hire an older woman with experience in running such things, and then step aside and let her handle everything while he basically would just collect money, have ideas, be a spokesman for brothels and prostitution, and presumably sample the wares.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

With all the well-documented Instagram and Facebook creeping he's done on Bikini Baristas, it was only a matter of time.

Also he's definitely thinking he's going to pimp the girls.

My first thought was he’s going to use it as a front for a whore house. For a fee, he’ll send his “baristas” to hotel rooms and serve them “hot coffee.”

I can see some guinea mobster latching onto this concept. He’ll front Russ the money, help him with permits, and let him sample the wares in exchange for shouldering the liabilities. Then when the vice task force raids the shop, Shitlips will be the one holding the bag.

 

[flaxseed]

I'm sure I've said something like this before, but I am constantly baffled/fascinated/horrified by his behavior and thought processes.

I am unable to comprehend what it is like to be so singularly focused on being in charge of hot women, to be so convinced in my own sexual prowess and cult of personality that I truly believe I can be the next Hugh Hefner...if only people would give me a chance to explain why I deserve this.

Insanity.