💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[John Andrews Stan]

Dis gettin’ gud:





Of course 25 year old e-thot Brixton Yorker is the source of Nick’s problems, not fortysomething alcoholic drug addict child abusing cuck Nick Rekieta.

 

[Red Frida]

While in some cases you can take real law school courses for CLE, there is literally brain-dead shit even Nick could do on nitrous. It's not hard.

Do you expect Nick to click an attendance check button 4 times an hour in good faith without a guarantee it won't be a waste of his time? That's about 60 mouse clicks a year.

 

[Pentamidine]

Mama K saying Nick's car is fucked up and providing photo evidence is "Aaron lying again". These people are fucking retarded.

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I'm retarded. He said he hit a reflector pole. I doubt that as well but the below analysis was a complete waste of time lmao

I've hit a few deer in my day. Deer are tall and top heavy, when you hit them in a sedan/coupe they smash onto your hood or windshield. If Nick swerved and clipped a deer with the corner of his bumper like that, at the VERY least that headlight would be demolished and he'd have more visible damageto that front fender there.

It also wouldn't be able to cause that big ass dent on the driver's side quarter panel on the back of the car there.

Nicks clearly lying about the cause of the damage. Which means the truth is either really embarrassing or inculpatory in some way.



Go to Google and do an image search for "Mustang deer damage" and see if you can find anything even close to what we see on his car. You can't. Anything with any real damage to the fender also includes massive damage to the hood.



I think people are probably right that he spun into a ditch and ripped up his front bumper. I think the damage to the rear half of the car is from him or Kayla kicking the car during an argument.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

New(?) Nick selfie, posted while making fun of a man who looks eerily like the lovechild of Nick and Aaron
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He looks like such a fucking dork. Between the receiding hair line, the metro sexual glasses and the southern European waiter tier shirt he is like a costume for divorced man trying to look young.

 

[Angry Shoes]

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The deer in question (he did not dodge it)

I can't figure out how to add a new quote to an already created post but regarding the dent on the side of his Mustang: it looks like someone stomped it or hit it with a heavy object, not a dent from a wreck.

 

[AnOminous]

I think people are probably right that he spun into a ditch and ripped up his front bumper. I think the damage to the rear half of the car is from him or Kayla kicking the car during an argument.

Or crashed into someone's property and did a hit and run because he was drunk off his ass and speeding.

 

[Sloppa]

He drove into the ditch again and is too poor to get it fixed.

Lol, what a worthless, junkie bum.

 

[daffodils]

 

[Sloppa]

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Oh, so he did get drunk and crash his midlife crises mobile.

Thanks Nick.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Of course 25 year old e-thot Brixton Yorker is the source of Nick’s problems, not fortysomething alcoholic drug addict child abusing cuck Nick Rekieta.

He's too familial with her, why is he so friendly with some random autistic e-thot?
Something tells me there is much going on between them. Is she sexting him up? Is she April 2.0?

 

[Steve Seagull]

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This man either got a strong death wish, dick wish or prison wish.

There is no way he's this overtly obsessed with Aaron. Does he now want the HRO to stay? Does he want to go to prison so much to escape his family and get all the dicks? What is going on? This is seriously getting into the not-really-funny obsession territory.

 

[daffodils]

Homosexuality confirmed

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[Pentamidine]

Nick wants that Aaron clip because Aaron is complaining in his HRO petition about Nick telling him to KYS. At the HRO hearing he has multiple avenues to get the HRO stricken. The obvious one is disproving allegations in Aaron's petition, but there's another approach that I think is probably the smart play:

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Dis gettin’ gud:

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Of course 25 year old e-thot Brixton Yorker is the source of Nick’s problems, not fortysomething alcoholic drug addict child abusing cuck Nick Rekieta.

Homosexuality confirmed
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Nicks clearly lying about the cause of the damage. Which means the truth is either really embarrassing or inculpatory in some way.

So Nick: listens to Madonna, can’t take responsibility for his actions, and more over can’t drive. Maybe he’s not gay he’s just a woman.

 

[not william stenchever]

If he dodged the fucking deer there'd be no damage at all. "Dodged" is a weird way to say "I crashed into it." Fucking dipshit. Probably drunk and speeding too.

Having dodged a deer at night by going into the other lane while decelerating from 60mph to 50mph and just barely missing its' ass, from personal experience I can say there is no way skelly had the reaction time to not hit a deer while going probably 15 over at 75mph (a likely figure based off his speeding ticket profile)

 

[Judex Meus]

claiming car damage was because "oh I swerved and hit something because I was avoiding a deer" is one of the oldest excuses in the book. It's why a lot of (if not all?) insurance companies require there to be visible animal blood and fur on your vehicle before they pay out in those cases.

he's a lying liar who lies. Most likely he was drunk off his ass and clipped another car or tree.

 

[SargonF00t]

He's too familial with her, why is he so friendly with some random autistic e-thot?
Something tells me there is much going on between them. Is she sexting him up? Is she April 2.0?

Could anyone fuck a girl after she had been gunted by Ralph?

 

[Sneed Force One]

Could anyone fuck a girl after she had been gunted by Ralph?

Black Mexican gigalos, apparently.

 

[Oxyjen]

Go to Google and do an image search for "Mustang deer damage" and see if you can find anything even close to what we see on his car. You can't. Anything with any real damage to the fender also includes massive damage to the hood.

To be fair, he didn’t say he hit a deer. He said he missed a deer and hit a reflector post at the side of the road.
Personally I doubt there was a deer involved, is all.

 

[not william stenchever]

Black Mexican gigalos, apparently.

Those niggas are true soldados de dios. Doing the work nobody else wants to.

To be fair, he didn’t say he hit a deer. He said he missed a deer and hit a reflector post at the side of the road.
Personally I doubt there was a deer involved, is all.

If there was a deer involved he would have hit it head on because he was too busy huffing nitrous at the wheel to swerve.