💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Chazzed Up]

Still don't feel one bit bad for Nick. The fact that he was so desperate to marry her that he'd disregard all the red flags means he had just as many of them that made it unlikely/difficult for him to keep another woman around longterm. Seems like Kayla had more possible options available to her at that time than Nick which is impressive given that he's the one with the trust fund.

 

[Kakkerum420]

If this has been going on since before the marriage even, I do wonder if all those kids are actually his?

I have never seen his kids but I have heard they all look like him.

 

[There She Glows]

I don't know if this is really what you're implying or you're just being sarcastic or facetious or some shit but I'll never understand people in threads like these that can't wait for some nigger livestreamer to cover the story.

We're on k-farms and we already got the story, listening to some illiterate nigger rehash the same thing doesn't really activate my almonds much.

Much the same as hearing soy YouTubers rehash the news or other significant events (except for air frier Steve from agenda free tv, he's awesome)

None of these niggers ever have anything of value to add to stories.

Ralph supposedly has hot goss told to him by daggerpussy about Rekieta that is not already known, and has issued an ultimatum to Nick that he will spill the details tomorrow if he doesn't "denounce" her. The one detail he did drop is that Kayla is making mysterious solo trips to Mexico. It's more than possible that he doesn't actually have anything but Nick did personally confirm that he still talks to daggerpussy every day so there might be something. Either way it really isn't the situation that you are describing (and you aren't wrong either).

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I don't know if this is really what you're implying or you're just being sarcastic or facetious or some shit but I'll never understand people in threads like these that can't wait for some nigger livestreamer to cover the story.

I’m going off of the video of Ralph torturing Nick on EVS’s stream earlier this week. Nick was visibly shrinking in real time as Ralph threatened to blackmail him. I can make the conclusion that Nick is scared that Ralph will reveal some things that he doesn’t want out there. Things that people either…

A. Don’t yet know about.
Or B. Speculate but haven’t had confirmed yet.

And Nick desperately doesn’t want those things out there. I for one am curious what he has to say.

 

[Pentamidine]

what does @StarTraget out of all this, especially if they have more and are just drip feeding us.

I think they're trying to maximize Nick's suffering. He'll be constantly checking the thread to see if something new dropped, not knowing just how much StarTrak knows.

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Nick's awake. This tweet is inconsequential - he's on his phone and is likely catching up on the thread. StarTrak, if you're right about Matt Squared, he's about to start beating himself in the head and cornering Kayla in the bathroom.

 

[Red Dye #5]

I don't know if this is really what you're implying or you're just being sarcastic or facetious or some shit but I'll never understand people in threads like these that can't wait for some nigger livestreamer to cover the story.

We're on k-farms and we already got the story, listening to some illiterate nigger rehash the same thing doesn't really activate my almonds much.

Much the same as hearing soy YouTubers rehash the news or other significant events (except for air frier Steve from agenda free tv, he's awesome)

None of these niggers ever have anything of value to add to stories.

We want Ralph dump all the secrets he says he has, not listen to the keelstream. Since Ralph and Nick hung out and they are both degenerates, there is a good chance he knows stuff we haven’t heard yet

 

[Melty Butter]

@Melty Butter and @Tiki Bar Man 2: could this picture be a still from the body cam footage, or from the police pictures on the day of the raid?

My problem with the picture is that it's at the exact angle as the Zillow/Redfin pics. Like, the exact same angle.

Other people ITT are far more well-versed in digital forensics than I am. I see different levels of pixels. I'll leave it to them.

Also, again, StarTrak is making Kayla the issue. I'll leave it there.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

My problem with the picture is that it's at the exact angle as the Zillow/Redfin pics. Like, the exact same angle.

The pictures are taken at different heights.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Kayla is a whore and the only way Nick could get close to her was by pretending (lol) to be gay. And he still got cucked after proposing!

 

[bookers]

Not to defend the Rekieta's hoarding habits but I do understand getting several pairs of shoes, especially if you live in a colder climate. Snow slush sticks to certain shoes like napalm.

bro they're all stripper shoes you're not wearing those in the snow lol

 

[StarTrak]

Do you know if Nick/ Nick's Parents had access to Nick's grandfather's wealth during his adultescence (teen-25)?

I don't have any information about his access to the family wealth. Oddly, this has been their most closely guarded secret.

Man, imagining gayboy Nick with his dorky glasses and Shaggy from Scooby Doo ass looking beard and haircut taking our fiancee to get slammed "one last time" by her "best friend" is really sad. Ofcourse there's going to be more dudes you don't know about if that's how much she respects you, lol.

There's a deep lesson here about self-respect and the value of sexual property.

Nick's dad must have really failed him.

I believe that very few people, on the order of 3+ standard deviations, can truly live a degenerate sexual lifestyle without serious consequences. Once boundaries and trust are broken, there's no going back to fix it.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

display shelves

Apologies for self-reply, but that mess of a closet. In that pic there are SIX shelves in a clothes closet that are occupied with "displays."* Meanwhile, there are 15 shelves' worth of clothes on the floor (and on/ under a plastic table - niiiiice).

*wtf puts china in the closet? If you have the space AND it enhances the feel of the space, ok, sure. But here - just NO.

Fold your damn clothes, get some shelf dividers, and stack (folded) sweaters, tees, jeans/ other casual clothes on those shelves that are being wasted. Then get a step stool so you can reach them. And remove that clothes bar on the top level of the shoe shelves.

And on another look, which I did even though I said wasn't going to, what I thought were some Merrell-type shoes on the bottom shelf appear not to be.

I'm not unsympathetic to the overwhelm of having too much stuff you've let get out of hand, nor the challenges of kids. But functional (or minimally responsible) people either don't get that deep, or if they do, rally to get out of it, whether by severely paring down or by giving everything a place and in either case maintaining it rigorously. Two adults with (generously) half a job between them, and years and years of full- and part-time nannies? No excuse for this mess.

Easy pop quiz! True or false: the Rekietas have a functioning iron, know where it is, know how to use it, and/ or have ever tried.

 

[Kakkerum420]

bro they're all stripper shoes you're not wearing those in the snow lol

That is why I prefaced it with not defending their habits.

 

[Pope Urban]

Thanks for the clarification, friend. I wasn't sure for a moment there.

Holy shit there is no floor on the picture. Why even take that photo though? Is this from the police/CPS visit?

It has to be from a Nick former friend, as they also post metaphorical dirty laundry about Nick from years in the past. Someone who once was on good enough terms to get into their house, then bitter enough to post this on the Farms. Wouldn't be surprised if their name is already known to the site.

It was his first taste of pussy and because he's a simp he wouldn't let her go no matter what happened. Nick is a dork, and before his rise to "fame" his options were limited to someone who took pity on him, e.g. Kayla. He never grew out of the simping mentality and it progressed into being a cuck/Kayla's bitch.
That's my theory.

@StarTrak Do you know who's idea it was to have the marriage open? Nick or Kayla?

 

[Folgers Can]

MAATT NOOOOO!

The Boulder's Revenge!

If he's Matt³ then I shudder to imagine Matt⁴: Hypercube...

0:21

You just know.

 

[Burt Macklin]

Wow, Kayla thinks she's for the streets but the streets don't want her lmao. Correct me if I'm wrong but Kayla comes off as somebody who cant find fulfillment and has no sense of enjoyment in anything she does, hence she has self-destructive tendencies to point she's even willing to sacrifice the safety and happiness of her own children over instant gratification.

Kayla is half asleep on benzo's so I doubt she has a clue of what's going on.

Which brings me to a new kiwi merch crowdfunding idea for the bodycam footage...

EDIT: Yes, it's modeled on a bull for a reason

Nick is just always comes off as a very insecure angry little man and in love with the idea that hes this kind of guy that never loses based on the way he spins things "im not a cuck, Im a man who has a wife and mistress, it only took every dick known to man to be in my wife, but look, I have a wife and mistress! I win!" "Im not a cokehead because coke heads suck dick for coke and are broke. I have money and only suck dick for my wife to give me a mistress*maybe*" "Im not a terrible lawyer, Im just a law-tuber now because I got bored at being to good at being a lawyer". I wish them both a million more problems they cannot fix.

He's a sad little man, not a king or god. Unfortunately he's learning that in real time, and boy is it fun to be the spectators and watch it all unfold in real time.

Rekieta gave her legal advice. And Ralph is going to burn him for it.

SUFFAH REKIETA!

This is a picture from April's bed in the second house (August 2024)

LAKE BEAUTY BIBLE CAMP ???

What fucking bible camp accepted these degenerates? And if it's a beauty camp, how the fuck did any of them get in?

 

[Moral plague]

I believe this is where Nick hides out just before a cuck session begins. Ethan Ralph, can you confirm this statement?

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Some here have wondered when the swinging began, as far as I know, it started after Kayla met ISTG (Ian Star Trek Gamer), more on that another time.

Let's take a step back to the beginning, how it started, before the term "Our Wife" could be confidently used, there was "Our Fiancée."

Enter the tale of Matt^2.

Two old friends of Kayla, we'll call them True Love Matt and Secret Rendezvous Matt, expressed an interest in her years before Nick and Kayla got married.

While they were engaged, Kayla decided to explore those feelings and hooked up with True Love Matt. Kayla's feelings were so deep for Matt that, less than a week before they got married, Nick drove her to True Love Matt's house to determine if she was truly ready to marry Nick. Nick had to know if what they had was True Love or if she was just a slag who made a mistake. After the meeting of the minds, Kayla relented, and she married Nick later that week.

I suspect Nick knows that it was more than an emotional connection and that she hooked up with True Love Matt shortly before their wedding. However, he doesn't know that there is another guy named Secret Rendezvous Matt that she also hooked up with while they were engaged. I can't say for sure what "hooked up with" means, it could range from kissing to dork cum dumpster.

All of the signs were there from the beginning. Nick didn't learn that turning a hoe into a housewife is a dangerous gambit. Kayla, "Our Fiancée," decided that she needed to punch her meal ticket, and she did so without grace or dignity.

Kayla knows almost everyone, including the internet, thinks she's a whore. Kayla agrees that she is a whore, Nick and Kayla just don't want everyone to talk about it publicly.

I see Nick was never good at making judgement calls.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

That is a ridiculous number of shoes, especially given the implication of more shoes filling out that shelving unit and possibly others. Plus these are just the shoes in the closet, most people keep the shoes they actually wear in a more accessible place.

“Don’t you see? If you’re an average fellow, you know exactly when to use your boots. A man can keep track of three pairs of boots. Life is simple when you have three pairs of boots. But Our Wife…Kayla claims she has forty different pairs of boots at home. Forty pairs, can you imagine that?”

“Forty pairs,” Nick repeated, shaking his head. “Forty bloody pairs. And, they aren’t all the same kind of boots either. There is a pair for each outfit, and a dozen pairs in different styles that will match any number of half your outfits. You have boots for Ralph, boots for Drexel, and boots for normal people. You have boots for cocaine binges and boots for arrests, boots for doing cocaine and boots for sniffing galaxy gas. You have bloody shoes that you wear only when you’re walking to the cuck chair! The Bull used to complain that I didn’t have a pair to wear to the cuck chair at night!”

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

We want Ralph dump all the secrets he says he has, not listen to the keelstream. Since Ralph and Nick hung out and they are both degenerates, there is a good chance he knows stuff we haven’t heard yet

He can do something very funny and humiliate Gabe Hoffman with his coverage of Rekieta, after Gabe's lackluster stream with Keanu.

 

[Sneed Force One]

In dedication to the man/woman/thing of the hour, thank you @StarTrak
[Yes I know the french cuffs doesn't make sense with the Hedo2 vest, I couldn't be assed to redraw it]