DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Does Phil wear diapers?

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Kino Casino have got to be the Clyde Cash of the Snortex.
They:
- Broke down DSP Shame Barriers, and made him realize he can beg how much he wants shamelessly because the dents are retarded. Before he would at least be more subtle about the begging, now it's literally "give me money now or i won't start the game"
- Made him unveil the WWE Champions secret... kinda. He still did the whole "oh i sold that account i now use a different account" retarded lie because he still fears the dents realizing he spent half a million on that shit.
- Tricked him together with Clum into unveiling his wife on stream and showing the detractors that they were right, she's fat now.
- Created the Dented Zone movie and fueled his descent into madness so much that we are finally starting to see him become so paranoid that he's doing some crazy shit. Like i would have never expected Phil to tell one of the dents "lol shut the fuck up you are not married i am!" a few years ago but here we are.

I hope we get the Liquid Chris version of the Snortex soon too.
 
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I'm loving the healthy style midlife crisis
 
GodModule powiedział(a):
Tbf that is a cool cardigan imo. It just looks dented on Phil
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It’s not terrible but funny enough I think the giant bison graphic on the back ruins it imo.

It would look cool on a jacket but on a cardigan combined with the huge street fighter logo on the arm just looks gaudy as hell.

Either way paying $175 for something he’ll never wear outside and only ever wear on streams with a pair of sweatpants and a plain undershirt is insane.
 
I'm sorry, I'm still fucked up over this. Who thought a Street Fighter cardigan sweater would be a good idea? In production or in purchase?
Aren't those sweaters for old yuppie types? How many of them play videos games? PROBABLY FEW.
 
I love the fitness arc for two reasons.

1. It has somehow made his already ridiculous ego even bigger. Leading to more smug Phil moments.
And 2. Unlike the more intangible things such as his tips, life with kat etc, his knowledge on fitness and nutrition is something more objective. You can call bullshit easily on things and pin him for saying dumb or makes him look weak. That combined with his magnified ego has been a hell of a combo
 
The best part of the fitness arc is that it shows Phil is a narcissist who has gone absolutely out of his fucking mind.

He did curls for a month, maybe, so he constantly flexes and says he's more "buff" (kinda gay) than dudes who've worked out daily for 20 years.

Gets mostly off camera and does some on-his-knees (kinda gay) pushups, badly, and proclaims himself fit.

He drools over Kurt Angle and how he's still so "buff" (kinda gay).

He seems to forget he streams 40 hours a week, despite telling us constantly, and that we can see he looks 55-60 years old. He's the drug addict who got clean for a month (maybe) and is lecturing on a healthy lifestyle.

He's the fitness guru who still does fast food and alcohol as stream rewards! To use Phil's language, what brain-dead, constantly online moron thinks ripped dudes (kinda gay) eat fast food twice a week and drink daily?
 
AGoodBrazilian powiedział(a):
This retard will say shit like that and then eat a Protein Pretzel that is a bunch of carbs, sugar, and fat with a very small portion of protein. The only protein that this fag craves is from the black meat of a fellow fighting game streamer.
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Just wait until he starts eating protein chocolate bars (you know the ones that mimic Snickers, Mars or Twix). Because those things aren't exactly tasty but allegedly fill you up
 
Shuma-Gorath powiedział(a):
Even if those were regular push-ups, six being "the best I can do" is absolutely pathetic. Like even at the fattest and most inactive point of my life I could do 10. I tried just now and I could do 20 before I started to struggle, and I've been working at the computer the whole day and haven't done push-ups in a while (also I'm semi-active and do some light workout every day).

Sorry for the PL but I just had to make sure. Six? Mister bodybuilder "I'm buffer than Johnny Cage's actor" can only do six push-ups? Jesus what a weak little bitch, no way his fat ass can bench press 150lbs, let alone the 320 LTG asked. Not that it's any surprise but I can imagine Phil doing curls with his 5lb granny dumbbells and thinking he's also getting abs because his mind operates in Bugs Bunny logic. Hell, he said he has also gained stamina, didn't he? Even though he does no cardio. Honestly this fat faggot only wants me to keep working out. Imagine being in your 40s and being this weak. I'd honestly rather kill myself than being this physically weak, it's legit disability. Six... motherfucking six push-ups...
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It's really obvious we're dealing with someone who's barely ever exercised in his entire life outside of being forced to in gym class. This fitness arc really frames the Tales From My Ass: DSP the bodybuilder days so well as pure delusion to go along with bssically everything else he's ever lied about.

I could believe his dad worked out and tried to encourage him to start training with him and maybe he did for like a month before doing what he does best: throwing it back in the guy trying help him grow as a person's face, make excuses why he can't do it and quit. If it's a challenge he has to meet by himself and it doesn't offer instant gratification he's just not interested.

He's so impressed with those scrawny arms and that physique that you'd think if this were someone who used to be jacked to the tits like just shredded dood enough to call yourself bodybuilder as he did he wouldn't so pleased with himself he'd be thinking yeesh I have a long way to go to get back to where I was.

Instead he can't get enough of himself on camera posing like a fairy when he still looks like weak hammered shit. There's never been a bodybuilder phil there's only ever been skinny phil, phil the blob and skinnyfat phil. I have no doubt in my mind Kat can lift way more than he'll ever be able to. She could be a wrestler herself and live his dream life. Kat o' Nine Meals is makin' a beeline for the ring!
 
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