💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

How the fuck did a bitch name "daggerpussy" become the center of drama for all three of these men and turned into the Ghisalaine Maxwell of the sektur with all the dirt from these fools?!

The impression I get is that this dumb rando internet thot managed to get close to Nick, Mersh and Ralph to the point where they were all pouring their hearts out to her. Then she predictably gossiped everything they were telling her individually back to the other two guys. The her final internet MMA move was to start down the road of trying to blackmail Ralph into cooperation with her.

It's actually impressive that she managed that with how unstable they all are (especially Ralph).

Some Cloak and Dagger Pussy operation.

Ralph is Emperor Franz Joseph

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Sorry I know I've posted this repeatedly in the past few days but yeah, look at this utter fag.

Knowing what we know about his proclivities, including painted toenails, I'm sure this freak was getting off being naked outside of frame and flapping his balldo-clad scrotum

 

[Depressed_Oni]

So let me fucking get this straight, Ethan, Mersh and Nick have been passing around a fucking retard girl and providing her “sensitive information”? Only the fucking Sektur could a vacant eyed retard zoomer become a walking threat to them. I didn’t have 2025 for Ralph to Snake Nick again, but my god do I want it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Never fuck with an active addict and sociopath who has nothing left to lose.

Tell us again about what a sharp strategist you are, Nick.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Never fuck with an active addict and sociopath who has nothing left to lose.

Tell us again about what a sharp strategist you are, Nick.

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Ralph also has a bottomless pit of resentment and, call it what it is, evil, to tap into. Rekieta is a bisexual cuck who is not just weak but also a classic coward big talker. The risks of one triggering the other into a meltdown and full conflict are high. And Rekieta is not exactly iron nerved when it comes to fights, is he?

 

[AnOminous]

Never fuck with an active addict and sociopath who has nothing left to lose.

Tell us again about what a sharp strategist you are, Nick.

I want to see a video of someone just beating the living shit out of Nick. Sort of like the ones we have of that skittish little midget Ethan Ralph. You know he would be completely unable of resisting in any effective way.

Someone buy Nick a ticket to Lisbon.

 

[Pentamidine]

I want to see a video of someone just beating the living shit out of Nick. Sort of like the ones we have of that skittish little midget Ethan Ralph. You know he would be completely unable of resisting in any effective way.

If Nick talked to people IRL the way he talks to them on the internet, we would have these by now. But face to face he's bitch made unless he's face to face with one of his kids or his wife

 

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The Ralph situation reminds me of the Eric July arc. Except this time he's stuck between 2 unstable vengeful alcoholics that can both fuck his shit up. So he can't turn on either of them. Hopefully all attempts at appeasement fail and one of them goes nuclear.

Best get to groveling Rekieta. Your fate is in the hands of 2 of the most volatile and impulsive retards on the internet.

 

[Captain Manning]

That wasn’t my read of it at all. It sounded like Kayla expressed interest in opening up the marriage and Nick handled it about as badly as possible.

That's fine. And I still sorta-kinda see Strix's read of it.

Let me put it this way: If this is true, than the Balldoguards that defended Nick to the hilt, disbelieving everything that was in this thread leading up to the arrest, before finally making "KaYLa DId tHIs!" their Alamo, didn't do this poor user any favors in my book.

Is it true? I dunno. Insufficient data. I continue to withhold judgement for the moment.

More will be revealed — if we allow it.

Well, I am certainly not stopping it.

In the nearer term though, unless those revelations are coming soon, I kinda think the Ralph shit might pay bigger dividends.

I'm just happy we have something to discuss that isn't Aaron for the 6,859th time.

Is your Lolcow thread in a rut? Simply apply Ralph!


(Kiwifarms Proposition 1488 Warning: Ethan Ralph contains chemicals known to the State of Kiwifarms to cause cancer).

 

[Horrified Bystander]

The Toelog Reddit crowd have rapidly entered a "Post-obsession era" with much soul-searching as to point of alogging Imholte anymore.
Some oldtimers even concede the fact that Melton will lose the HRO. The despair has truly set in

That very first post you quoted speaks volumes. This world class intellect apparently watches all the dabbleverse shows to laugh at the most milquetoast moron ever made (imholte). I cannot believe people like this exist and vote and have children. The entire entertainment history of the world at their fingertips and this is how they enjoy themselves? Also telling that Rekieta is left begging for attention from this brain trust.

 

[Sloppa]

The Ralph situation reminds me of the Eric July arc. Except this time he's stuck between 2 unstable vengeful alcoholics that can both fuck his shit up. So he can't turn on either of them. Hopefully all attempts at appeasement fail and one of them goes nuclear.

Best get to groveling Rekieta. Your fate is in the hands of 2 of the most volatile and impulsive retards on the internet.

if Ralph were smart (and we all know of course he is an inbred, white trash, low IQ, bitch who can't even see his son), Ralph would put a cash value on his silence. After all, Rekieta co-signed the removal of his flesh and blood from Ralph's life. It's not even a crime if you want to know the truth about it, it's prison yard justice.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

a low-level pro athlete who appeared to have the perfect family, with a wife and kids so attractive they all looked straight off the set of a Ralph Lauren ad. This avatar for peak masculinity and trad family life could have passed for a male model. He later admitted to his wife and all of us in their social circle that he’d fucked literally hundreds of women over the years, including some of the fattest, skankiest trailer roaches in our local area. When his wife asked him in couples’ counseling why on earth he’d needed to fuck such nasty women, he said they were enthralled with him and always eager to engage in sick shit no decent woman would. They were especially worshipful because of the modicum of fame he had due to being an athlete,

Who was this out of curiosity?

Please read what I actually wrote, which explicitly calls for cautious engagement rather than reflexive hostility. Literally no one is advocating what you claim here.

I have to apologize. Because of your Nick PFP, I originally read this in Nick's bitchy condescending voice and couldn't stop laughing, even though I agree with you.

 

[ohgodwhydidilookup]

Haven't kept up with Balldo autism and drama (was waiting for actual bodycam footage) but with the internet drama between OTK reminiscent of Depp V Heard with Mizkif suing Assmongold and Emiru there is a nonzero possibility that Balldo decides to do more trial streams. Perhaps Rekeita Law will rise from the ashes of his whole career and cover this lawsuit from beginning to end and rebound as the world's best YouTube Lawyer!

So if Balldo legitimately tried to cover this case (no drunk streams, coke drama, weird sex shit etc) would you watch? Or is everyone here just watching the dumpster fire burn out?

 

[waffle]

So if Balldo legitimately tried to cover this case (no drunk streams, coke drama, weird sex shit etc) would you watch? Or is everyone here just watching the dumpster fire burn out?

Even Nick's height was relatively ripe with drunk streams and inappropriate sexuality. Him covering the trial would be inseparable with him trying to fuck the e-girls

 

[Pentamidine]

Haven't kept up with Balldo autism and drama (was waiting for actual bodycam footage) but with the internet drama between OTK reminiscent of Depp V Heard with Mizkif suing Assmongold and Emiru there is a nonzero possibility that Balldo decides to do more trial streams. Perhaps Rekeita Law will rise from the ashes of his whole career and cover this lawsuit from beginning to end and rebound as the world's best YouTube Lawyer!

So if Balldo legitimately tried to cover this case (no drunk streams, coke drama, weird sex shit etc) would you watch? Or is everyone here just watching the dumpster fire burn out?

For Karen Read he just sat at his desk Tweeting while the trial played, he had no insight or commentary and he can't pull guests anymore for a panel. Watching a Rekieta trial stream is just watching a pirate Court TV stream.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

if Ralph were smart (and we all know of course he is an inbred, white trash, low IQ, bitch who can't even see his son), Ralph would put a cash value on his silence.

Oh, Ralph is going to get some cash out of this. After that, Nick's next worry will be if the Rage Pig will keep his mouth shut about it the next time he gets Xanny fever. Ralph is completely incapable of keeping a secret.

 

[AnOminous]

Best get to groveling Rekieta.

Nick needs to kneel and slobber on the Memphis Micro.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Who is British/Australian, involved in the Balldosphere, and a leaker might feel safe approaching them to confide these leaks?

who was that guy that balldo was streaming with towards the end of his actual career? The one who started doing degenerate sunday streams inspired by nick some fat aussie guy

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

He will probably wring Rekieta out for hush money

if Ralph were smart (and we all know of course he is an inbred, white trash, low IQ, bitch who can't even see his son), Ralph would put a cash value on his silence

This is the last thing Ralph should do. He will then be on the hook for blackmail and face prison time and more. He should just release it on stream for entertainment and cash in on donations.
Nick might try to entrap him by offering money to keep quiet, but word it in a way so he later can say he talked to Ralph and that the written message is him accepting and paying Ralph off.

 

[Henri Barbusse]

StarTrak can be any one of the women in the Rekieta secret chat. I crossed out women because who knows what catfishers made it into that chat.

Star Trak 2: The Wrath of Mandy

Nick needs to kneel and slobber on the Memphis Micro.

Nick is probably so starved for cock he's looking forward to it.

 

[Adamsagaybug]

who was that guy that balldo was streaming with towards the end of his actual career? The one who started doing degenerate sunday streams inspired by nick some fat aussie guy

Aussie overlawed or some variation of spelling