💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Strix454]

Chef Red Pill was taken out by the Zooluminati and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Coach is alive, Elaine is null's one true love and the dimensional merge will happen.

Coach will be there with the others (including Nick & Aaron) at the battle of Jim's Driveway. The portal to CWCVille will open and Sonichu will walk the earth.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

He also isn't authorized to practice law.

Marcus Tullius Cicero, 63 BC.

His license is kaput.

Nick Carraway, 1924.

He is forbidden by law from representing others.

The People and State of Minnesota, 2024, along with the Minnesota Bar.

He is a loser and a total fag.

Josef Stalin, 1945.

The timeless cuck.

 

[Maraschino]

Kayla and Nick could try to sue Aaron in civil court. But its not going to be an easy case to present to a jury or get a significant award from. Trying to convince a jury that Kayla suffered damages from one person in another state seeing a picture of her nipple will not be easy by any means. The question of damages by its nature is also going to bring in a whole lot of other facts about Kayla's life at the time she suffered these supposed damages. And the more the jury starts to get the impression that the whole thing is a slapfight between a pack of cokehead swinger cucks, the less likely they will have sympathy for anyone in the case.

As you said, while it's not going to be difficult to determine guilt (since Aaron admitted to it), it's going to be a different ballgame to decide how much in damages Kayla can actually receive. How damaging is it for a man to send one (1) single man a single image of a stay-at-home mother which was never sent to anyone else? And how much can Aaron actually offer to Nick? Because we know Nick will be a massive faggot and turn down anything that isn't obviously fucking stupid, if he's even able to decide how much he wants to try to receive. And how is Kayla (and by extension Nick) going to claim that what Aaron did damaged them?

It's not like there was news articles everywhere last year of a certain cokehead cuckold from Minnesota who was arrested publicly for possession of cocaine, had been outed as a swinger, and was revealed to have a daughter test positive for the very substance he pled to having had possessed. And it's not like that very same individual decided to completely abandon any and all sorts of attempts to even try to work to make an income, because he was so sad and was just trying not to "eat a bullet every day". Sure, he can try to claim in a different lawsuit (one which he indicates he wants to pursue) that he was damaged by Aaron for defamation for...being outed as a swinger...but I don't think you can claim damages for defamation for something that's true. Yeah, maybe Aaron damaged your reputation by (mostly truthfully) confirming what people were suspecting.

Or the more likely outcome is that a jury is going to look at you (Nick), realize you're (Nick) a fucking faggot who threw away everything he could ever want for stupid bullshit, got caught, torched your (Nick) own reputation, destroyed your (Nick) business through laziness and incompetence, potentially committed other crimes in your faggot jihad (hopefully we actually see something soon) and decide that solely you (Nick) damaged yourself, and not some other dumbass radio shock jockey from Minnesota, and decide you're entitled to the most minimum of fuck and all.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

People were calling that useless slag Our Wife since before anyone knew what an Aaron Imholte was, even before people began mildly souring on him.

Our Wife won't stand for this slander. Her massage therapist will hear about this!

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

I have to comment on @elb video here:

First, Nick says that he is dressing to make people angry. I thought you didn't care what people thought, and that the haters didn't make you mad? So you think about them and they affect you so much that you changed how you dress to make them mad? Wow.

He tells a made-up story about how the McDonald's drive-through window worker complimented his blazer, and how he has recently purchased multiple suits. A chatter asked where his blazer came from, and he says it is a Kenneth Cole React blazer. First off, POOR. Second, I thought you were a big high roller? You are buying department store suits and blazers? He copes and says that he also bought "several Italian suits" that we will see at some point in the future. I am sure you bought 'real Italian suits' you idiot, just like you think the sunglasses you bought are also 'made in Italy'. Also, he talks about how comfortable good coats/suits are. I am sure that 100% poly is really comfortable, and the reason he takes it off halfway through the clip is because it is so hot he can't wear it. It is hot because it is polyester, not an actual fiber like wool or cotton.

Look, everyone has to start somewhere with decent men's clothes. I remember shopping with my Mom and Dad in Kohls when I was a teenager. But once you become an adult, and have real money, and also gain some knowledge about men's fashion, you realize what an incredible waste of money department store suits are. They are poorly made, and are almost never natural fibers, they are all fake shit. Even if you wanted to start somewhere and get into nicer clothes, you would use a department store to try on different sizes to figure out what fits you, then you go to a thrift store or used clothing store and buy cheap suits and jackets there. Men's formal wear has the absolute best prices of any clothing used, because not many people wear them, so you can find 100% wool jackets for like $20 all day. I've seen green Lauren Ralph Lauren green label jackets for $30 before, in perfect condition. Buy one that fits pretty close, paying close attention to the shoulders because that is hard to tailor and go pay a tailor $40 to tailor it for you. Now you spent under $100 on luxury clothing that fits you better than any department store clothing could, and to get something similar new you would have to spend upwards of $500.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Our Wife won't stand for this slander. Her massage therapist will hear about this!

If Aaron deposed the massage therapist it would be kino to hear the other side of this episode.

First, Nick says that he is dressing to make people angry

I'm not angry he dresses for Friday Night Lights at Fire Island circa 1990, I'm angry HIS DAUGHTER TESTED POSITIVE FOR COCAINE WHILE STARVING WITH HER SIBLINGS IN A FILTHY COKE DEN.

 

[Strix454]

First, Nick says that he is dressing to make people angry. I thought you didn't care what people thought, and that the haters didn't make you mad? So you think about them and they affect you so much that you changed how you dress to make them mad? Wow.

Nick is the Joker and we are his Batman. He is endlessly playing out the story of the 1988 Graphic Novel "The Killing Joke". Nick was just an ordinary family man who did everything for his kids and was extremely funny. But then he had "one bad day" and became the Joker because we (as Batman) interfered with him and drove him crazy. Now he taunts us through his outrageous behavior and odd clothing choices. He owns us because he was just a good man who had one bad day and its all our fault. Because it always is.

 

[AnOminous]

First, Nick says that he is dressing to make people angry.

Lmao.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

First, Nick says that he is dressing to make people angry. I thought you didn't care what people thought, and that the haters didn't make you mad? So you think about them and they affect you so much that you changed how you dress to make them mad? Wow.

"I know! I'll look as stupid as possible! Yeah, I'll kind of go Scarface, you know - cocaina!...but, but, but then I'll also wear...cycling glasses! That I have no reason to own. Totally fuck with their heads, man! They'll be so mad!"

 

[Melty Butter]

What's extra-insane is that he refuses even to bring his CLE up to date.

He's said openly that he doesn't want to bring his CLE up to date because then he'll be slapped with ethics violations and probably disbarred (though he didn't use that word).

I believe Elb clipped it a few months ago during Karen Read.

So, I'm not sure it's "insane". It's a very Nickesque game of chicken. They can't disbar someone who is not on the bar (kinda) due to not being up to date on their CLEs. (Or maybe they can but the situation is messy.)

Tbh, this is why I find the debate about Nick being a lawyer and @RaptInPlastic 's involvement to be entertaining but not particularly compelling.

He doesn't really care that much. nor does what's left of his fans. He doesn't want to represent anyone.

Would it be funny if he lost his license? Sure. Does it matter? Uhhhh, not really.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Is Nick celebrating the pedophile spending his entire life trying to destroy KF? If not he will be soon enough.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

Let's get real: even Nick knows he would be a terrible choice to represent her. Not just because of his personal investment, but because he is and was a terrible lawyer who has virtually no experience after "practicing" for 10 years. Any fantasy he has of waging successful lawfare resides in being able to hire someone else to do it.

Honestly this may be the funniest outcome. Can you imagine this skeleton retard trying to personally run lawfare in front of a judge? He’s so incompetent he might get Our Wife the death penalty in a civil case. Or accidentally end up with her married to Ay Ay Ron

 

[not william stenchever]

Coach is alive, Elaine is null's one true love and the dimensional merge will happen.

Coach will be there with the others (including Nick & Aaron) at the battle of Jim's Driveway. The portal to CWCVille will open and Sonichu will walk the earth.

Is Chantal the world serpent that will devour the world?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So, I'm not sure it's "insane". It's a very Nickesque game

It's the same picture, Corporate.

They can't disbar someone who is not on the bar (kinda) due to not being up to date on their CLEs. (Or maybe they can but the situation is messy.)

Yes, they can, and no, it's not particularly messy. He's barred, but unauthorized to practice, meaning he cannot act in a lawyer capacity or hold himself out as able to (another thing he permanently and defiantly misrepresents). Two different concepts. Just as bars don't allow someone just to resign when they've been determined to warrant sanctions, stopping CLE isn't a loophole to avoid discipline.

He's said openly

Absolute zero value.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

If anyone cares, any minute now...

 

[Strix454]

Nick is talking about Kurt, Supertips and his "business" again. Its like a DSP stream. Boring.

 

[AnOminous]

"I know! I'll look as stupid as possible! Yeah, I'll kind of go Scarface, you know - cocaina!...but, but, but then I'll also wear...cycling glasses! That I have no reason to own. Totally fuck with their heads, man! They'll be so mad!"

I like how Nick mistakes people laughing at what a retard he looks like with being mad.

If anyone cares, any minute now...

Does this fag not understand that wearing sunglasses indoors is absolutely faggy? It makes you look like a joke.

Nick is talking about Kurt, Supertips and his "business" again. Its like a DSP stream. Boring.

So he still hasn't figured out, probably due to mental retardation, that nobody cares about his homosexual obsession with some fat guy who cooks better than he does, and for some reason is babbling about Pedotips, a platform run by a child molester that he somehow thinks is a good idea to use. Also he has no business.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I like how Nick mistakes people laughing at what a retard he looks like with being mad.

Does this fag not understand that wearing sunglasses indoors is absolutely faggy? It makes you look like a joke.

So he still hasn't figured out, probably due to mental retardation, that nobody cares about his homosexual obsession with some fat guy who cooks better than he does, and for some reason is babbling about Pedotips, a platform run by a child molester that he somehow thinks is a good idea to use. Also he has no business.

He talks in such an affected braindead way it's like a lisping faggot version of a William Shatner parody. Insufferable.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Faked Alaska needs to put down the Crisco sandwiches. Also HOLY SHIT that hairline!

 

[AnOminous]

Faked Alaska needs to put down the Crisco sandwiches. Also HOLY SHIT that hairline!

Imagine Nick actually thinking he looks cool when he just looks intensely homosexual.