💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sneed Force One]

Nick pretty much admits he has no outreach. He wants to cover "smaller trials" so that he's not "making the same opinions like everyone else" in bigger trials. All so "people will come and look".

Is there a timestamp or cut on the Ian superchat, I couldn't find it.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Holy cow and golly! I saw Rekieta streaming and this is what I was met with.

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Timestamp?
That's a keeper.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Holy cow and golly! I saw Rekieta streaming and this is what I was met with.

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This is Minnesota's idea of "gainful employment".

 

[not william stenchever]

If I am being completely honest, he took Ron a little too far. Not to Kurt levels, mind you, but those cuck claims absolutely did not age well.

Ron still sucks in my book, but there was very little evidence he's an actual cuck. Nick just desperately wanted him to be one.

Consider also Jack Murphy. Jack embraced the bald, he clearly goes to the gym and otherwise takes care of himself, and has never dosed a child with cocaine. The only point of similarity between him and crackets is the swinging but I would bet money he's never peeked around a corner to watch a man cause his wife to make noises that he's never heard or been cucked via star trek mobile game.

I think Rackets may have been a bit jealous.

 

[break these cuffs]

Consider also Jack Murphy. Jack embraced the bald, he clearly goes to the gym and otherwise takes care of himself, and has never dosed a child with cocaine. The only point of similarity between him and crackets is the swinging but I would bet money he's never peaked around a corner to watch a man cause his wife to make noises that he's never heard or been cucked via star trek mobile game.

Of course not, he'd be too busy fucking himself up the ass with dildos for that.

 

[not william stenchever]

Of course not, he'd be too busy fucking himself up the ass with dildos for that.

True, but he won't shower call you if you point this out.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick pretty much admits he has no outreach. He wants to cover "smaller trials" so that he's not "making the same opinions like everyone else" in bigger trials. All so "people will come and look".

I have doubts Nick would often make the same legal opinions as everybody else, because Nick is a charlatan who doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time.

This is a tacit admission he can not compete with the trial streaming channels in Lawtube that have now surpassed him (often to a considerable degree, like Emily Baker). The ones that cover the big trials. That was proven from his pathetic numbers during his attempted comeback with the Karen Read retrial.

Despite his previous claims to the contrary, Lawtube can and will go on without him.

Whomp whomp.

EDIT: Missing word.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I have doubts Nick would often make the same legal opinions as everybody else, because Nick is a charlatan who doesn't know what he's talking about most of the time.

This is a tacit admission he can not complete with the trial streaming channels in Lawtube that have now surpassed him (often to a considerable degree, like Emily Baker). The ones that cover the big trials. That was proven from his pathetic numbers during his attempted comeback with the Karen Read retrial.

Despite his previous claims to the contrary, Lawtube can and will go on without him.

Whomp whomp.

EDIT: Missing word.

He sort of keeps acting like the remaining losers who unironically watch him are just the early arrivals and that there's this giant mass of audience who will show up any day now. Nope, this is it. This right here is as good as it gets for the faggot.

 

[Sneed Force One]

He sort of keeps acting like the remaining losers who unironically watch him are just the early arrivals and that there's this giant mass of audience who will show up any day now. Nope, this is it. This right here is as good as it gets for the faggot.

If you step outside the circles of Kiwi Farms, Locals wine moms, and the Dabbleverse crowd, you’ll find that 99% of ordinary people don’t give Nick a second thought. To the broader public, he’s either a washed-up YouTuber, a criminal, or just an out-of-touch relic clinging to relevance.

Just look at his YouTube and Instagram reels, he is desperate for organic attention outside of humiliating himself, his wife and children. He'd sacrifice the rest of his wiry hair to the Norwood Reaper for a slice of algorithmic attention.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

If you step outside the circles of Kiwi Farms, Locals wine moms, and the Dabbleverse crowd, you’ll find that 99% of ordinary people don’t give Nick a second thought. To the broader public, he’s either a washed-up YouTuber, a criminal, or just an out-of-touch relic clinging to relevance.

Just look at his YouTube and Instagram reels, he is desperate for organic attention outside of humiliating himself, his wife and children. He'd sacrifice the rest of his wiry hair to the Norwood Reaper for a slice of algorithmic attention.

His haters are now an unironically significant share of his remaining audience. He doesn't have any supporters clipping him and other than bribing Will Herren for shill "articles" he doesn't even have any hired help like Felton uses. It can't be sustained as it is, things will go down from here. Not wishcasting it but it's just a fact. When he streams, people unsubscribe. Locals is sad and dead.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

If you step outside the circles of Kiwi Farms, Locals wine moms, and the Dabbleverse crowd, you’ll find that 99% of ordinary people don’t give Nick a second thought. To the broader public, he’s either a washed-up YouTuber, a criminal, or just an out-of-touch relic clinging to relevance.

Just look at his YouTube and Instagram reels, he is desperate for organic attention outside of humiliating himself, his wife and children. He'd sacrifice the rest of his wiry hair to the Norwood Reaper for a slice of algorithmic attention.

Bold of you to assume the general public is aware of Nick's existence at all.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

While we're in a content deficit I'd add that while rewatching an old HBO series called Deadwood I saw a character that bore some resemblance to Nick Rekieta called Jimmy Irons. He was a dope fiend that ends up having a struggle session in the bathtub (drowned). Very auspicious.

 

[Strix454]

• Nick claims being a lawyer "doesn't make money" and that you need to do it for "something you personally care about" and that you need to use your lawyer "status" to "make a change".
• Nick says his "career in law is mostly over" for now. Claims "he helped people".
• Nick continues to give unsolicited advice on the path through law education. Giving an outline of how to succeed (ironic).
• Nick claims his LSAT score was "pretty good" and got a significant scholarship because of it.
• More education advice, target the admissions department, foot in the door, remember your name, etc.
• Nick thought in college he was going to "write movies". His GPA is average. Admits to being lazy.

He never really had any career in law to speak of. He went to a terrible law school on grandpa's money where LSAT scores don't matter and any kind of scholarship would be unlikely. Neither would pestering the admissions people have made any difference.

I'm sure he thought an english degree at a third-rate school in rural minnesota was going to get him into the movie industry. Its a nice dream for a child I guess.

About the only advice Nick could give on careers would be "have rich grandparents".

 

[thebigdream]

Nick claims being a lawyer "doesn't make money" and that you need to do it for "something you personally care about" and that you need to use your lawyer "status" to "make a change".

What astronomical-level cope. Lawyers are extremely well-paid (albeit often overworked) professionals—the average lawyer makes $176,470 a year compared to the US average of $65,470—and even if you take him at face value that you need to do it for something you care about (plenty of lawyers don't), the only lawyering he's been doing lately is trying to compel Aaron's cock back into his anus through the courts, which says a lot. Just neck yourself buddy, your brain doesn't work anymore, you're a joke.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Nick pretty much admits he has no outreach. He wants to cover "smaller trials" so that he's not "making the same opinions like everyone else" in bigger trials. All so "people will come and look".

Ah yes, stream smaller trials aka the ones no-one cares about, to get people to "come and look". This is a fool proof strategy and I can see zero flaws with it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Ah yes, stream smaller trials aka the ones no-one cares about, to get people to "come and look". This is a fool proof strategy and I can see zero flaws with it.

Well the fatal flaw in this plan is Nick, as usual. I have yet to witness an example of Nick pulling anything off by only his efforts.
EDIT: Spelling

 

[RaptInPlastic]

come and look

This is the real problem. Come and look. At what? Listen to what?

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Ah yes, stream smaller trials aka the ones no-one cares about, to get people to "come and look". This is a fool proof strategy and I can see zero flaws with it.

He’ll just spam YT shorts and try to game the algorithm that way.

He’s hoping he could clickbait new dents into believing nothing cases are actually SEVERE CONSTITUTIONAL INFRINGEMENTS.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Kurt could do pairing of Beer to the dishes he makes. Delicious Beer for Delicious Dishes. Make Nick remember what he is missing (assuming he is following probation).
But watching Nick is painful. How he manages to have over 40 viewers is baffling.

 

[AltisticRight]

The debate over whether he (or any other adult) dosed his child, or whether she got into his stash is one thing. Both would constitute intentional consumption. Both might explain the significant levels she tested at. Both would be a massive parental fail on the part of both Nick and Kayla (which is why he pushes the bullshit "cop patting her head" cope so much). We could probably have that debate endlessly.

Also to note, he didn't even know how much cocaine was in their possession. He didn't know where all the drugs were kept. The story just keeps on changing and changing.
From the court documents, we know there's a safe, a scale and some utensils. We know there were other narcotics and his mum's prescription medication as well. The drugs were stored in baggies.
I don't know about people here but if I had such drugs, I wouldn't store them in pouches. I would buy those pill containers and clearly label it, and then store it in a dry cabinet.
He didn't even track his own finances as someone in his 40s. He didn't know where the Grift Scam Go donations went and there's countless other references to him being basically an overgrown teenager.
So is it really ridiculous to think a baggie might have became loose and she got into it? Maybe she snuck in and entered the safe? Oh but she's 8 and too dumb to dial a few numbers on a safe. And people would be surprised how devilish some kids can get. She's one google search away from getting in. The household chemical safe my parents bought never stopped me from entering when the passcode was literally just the year I was born in (second try, first was birthday), only a round of tiger parenting did the trick. Kids aren't going to see some weird stuff locked away as a no-go zone. They'll see it as a challenge.

Nick admits to have never watched Charlie Kirk despite attempting his absolute hardest to squeeze out a crocodile tear on his death grift stream.

I'll say it again.
Should have been him.

Ron still sucks in my book, but there was very little evidence he's an actual cuck.

Based on everything I've read, Ron said something along the lines of "if my wife cheats on me I'll still take her back because..."
This statement is far more than fair and doesn't indicate so called cuckoldry at all. Statements like this and Aaron's "I'll ditch my kids for smelly fish Ape" are easy to make but would this bridge be so easy to cross when it shows up? Probably not, definitely not. In Aaron's case, he didn't ditch his children to grovel at the feet of fishcake Ape. Clearly the kids mattered more in the end.
Would Ron still be with his wife if she cucked him? Who knows. I don't know the guy, he sucks but that's beyond the point. What I do know is that skelly is a cuckold by law. His ex-boyfriend served jail time because he fucked Kayla so hard it was criminal.