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- 14 Wrz 2024
Mallory is a preacher’s kid in the worst way.
Everything she has done for ten years boils down to, “I’m a rebel, Dad!! Take that!”
The thing about gooning, or really any kind of masturbation, is that everyone does it sometimes. We always knew that as a society we just also knew no one else really wanted to hear about it.
At some point over the last 15 years, people have started to talk WAY too much about it. Like how is it an identity now? How is that healthy?
And the people who do talk about how porn positive they are, or ask guys what their top porn categories are at parties, are usually EXACTLY like Mal. They’re attention seeking. They’re a little less attractive than the like really popular girls. It’s a thing to get male attention and be part of a group of men and spend time with them that way if they won’t officially like date that woman.
It’s actually not good for you to isolate yourself. The gooning thing is weird because wanker used to be a slur, now people are like talking about specific types of masturbation and proud of it.
That doesn’t make them seem very presentable. Like not real employable, not real dateable. If you hang around jerking off in niche ways all day most healthy people don’t really want a part of that. It is likely to hurt your prospects in other areas of your life.
Mal is like an overgrown 12 year old preacher’s kid, I swear. Still has these sweet Christian values of helping old people. But trying to be a massive edgelord too.
It’s so cringey and she should’ve gotten it out of the way what 30 years ago now?
Everything she has done for ten years boils down to, “I’m a rebel, Dad!! Take that!”
The thing about gooning, or really any kind of masturbation, is that everyone does it sometimes. We always knew that as a society we just also knew no one else really wanted to hear about it.
At some point over the last 15 years, people have started to talk WAY too much about it. Like how is it an identity now? How is that healthy?
And the people who do talk about how porn positive they are, or ask guys what their top porn categories are at parties, are usually EXACTLY like Mal. They’re attention seeking. They’re a little less attractive than the like really popular girls. It’s a thing to get male attention and be part of a group of men and spend time with them that way if they won’t officially like date that woman.
It’s actually not good for you to isolate yourself. The gooning thing is weird because wanker used to be a slur, now people are like talking about specific types of masturbation and proud of it.
That doesn’t make them seem very presentable. Like not real employable, not real dateable. If you hang around jerking off in niche ways all day most healthy people don’t really want a part of that. It is likely to hurt your prospects in other areas of your life.
Mal is like an overgrown 12 year old preacher’s kid, I swear. Still has these sweet Christian values of helping old people. But trying to be a massive edgelord too.
It’s so cringey and she should’ve gotten it out of the way what 30 years ago now?



