💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[SmashJT is GAY & Divorced]

Also you just know this kinda shit makes that nigger Sean uncomfortable af lol. Some dudes wife calling you "my king" unprompted is already awkward as fuck, but when it's a publicly known cucks wife? That's fucked.

It's interesting that all the orbiters from the Content Gay video have had almost no interaction with Anisa and I since then.

Apart from her weird outing with Denims, and the cuck chair podcast with Hasan, that's it.

They must sense the Sonichu Medallion curse.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

Holy shit, imagine being so obsessed with the Streamer Awards when you can barely crack 200 viewers, have cut any ties with popular content creators, your last big streamer friend who barely acknowledges you is known as a terrorist simp and animal abuser, and if you ever got any larger exposure again, people's first reaction would be "What, the scumbags with the failed charity scam event?".
I'd say they just will never realize it's over. But trying to live vicariously through a nobody like Seandablack... I think they do know, and yet still refuse to accept it.
Pathetic.

Have we considered this is just Anisa greatly lowering her standards for the next breadtuber she wants to monkeybranch to?

 

[PsychoJenny]

HE'S CARLESS!
HE'S POOR!
HE DOESN'T NEED TO PAY CAR INSURANCE!

 

[Dirty Mattress]

They must sense the Sonichu Medallion curse.

They didn't sense it at the time and look where it got them all.

Hasan was exposed as a dog abuser and he's currently spiraling.
Denims and Frogan are being sued by the kike they tried to separate from his kids and no one cares enough about the to fund their legal expenses.
The Jomhas got all of their dirty laundry exposed for the world to laugh at and ended up in a nasty Canadian basement streaming to 100 deranged troons.
SeanDaBlack is still a fucking who? even after rubbing shoulders with Hasan and appearing in a video watched by millions.

It's beautiful how it all went to shit for all of these people after the content cop. That screencap where these faggots are doing a fortnite dance thinking that they were winning will forever be ingrained into my brain.

 

[Carbiter]

Also you just know this kinda shit makes that nigger Sean uncomfortable af lol. Some dudes wife calling you "my king" unprompted is already awkward as fuck, but when it's a publicly known cucks wife? That's fucked.

Sean wouldn't give a shit. But it's Anisa, and he knows better
He simply wants to stay Seandablack instead of SeandaRAPED

 

[PsychoJenny]

Sean wouldn't give a shit. But it's Anisa, and he knows better
He simply wants to stay Seandablack instead of SeandaRAPED

And Anisa wants to be AnisatheBLACKED instead of Anisathegreasy

Ian is straight up CUCKED
KWAB

 

[evolto421]

It's beautiful how it all went to shit for all of these people after the content cop. That screencap where these faggots are doing a fortnite dance thinking that they were winning will forever be ingrained into my brain.

The sheer fucking hubris it took to do the fortnite dance is truly kind of astounding. They were so sure, so completely confident that it would be a successful H3 hit piece and they would win the drama, when it ended up being so dogshit that support for Israel actually increased among the terminally online because of how cringe it was to be on the same side as these people.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

I haven't seen this posted but Anisa is trying to get SeanDaBlack to notice her. They're so desperate for Ethan's attention.

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Not even an acknowledgement from him. Imagine going from top YouTubers to getting big leagued by SeanDaBlack.

 

[SomethingFishi]

Anisa says here that the truck driver was white, and got sympathy. The truck driver is actually named Jaskirat Singh Sidhu, and clearly an Indian man.

She's just... so...  retarded. Like, I don't think I've ever seen anyone who is incorrect as often as she is. And sure, she lies a lot to push narratives. She's not even good at it, though. The only people who believe things like this are the ones who want to believe things like this.

 

[Billy Bong]

Ian has made every wrong life decision possible right after putting on the Sonichu Medallion at the end of 2015, just before hooking up with Anisa, who makes exponentially worse decisions than him. It's a perfect storm of retardation and why this thread is more than 4000 pages. They're such an awesome and fascinating couple I love it.

 

[Heretic]

So, Simple Ian, who has IBS and shits his pants, gets on the toilet and squats? That must be the most shit and piss covered toilet in the whole province. And a drop from that height would splash shitwater onto his heels. I guess he just holds his dick down the whole time, too. Bro, just get a couple blocks of wood if you're too poor for a squatty potty.

These has-beens are the special kind of retarded where they are incapable of understanding how little they know, and their theory of mind is probably the same as their dog.

Simple Ian likely got brain damaged for his failed boxing career, but he was always simple.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I'll say something out of pocket and say squatty potties/squatting to shit is healthier for your bowels and it's how we humans were designed to poop. The 90 degree angle CLOSES your colon, squatting OPENS your colon.

Anusa even endorsed the squatty potty:

Spoiler: slightly NSFW

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[Sloppa]

So, Simple Ian, who has IBS and shits his pants, gets on the toilet and squats? That must be the most shit and piss covered toilet in the whole province. And a drop from that height would splash shitwater onto his heels. I guess he just holds his dick down the whole time, too. Bro, just get a couple blocks of wood if you're too poor for a squatty potty.

These has-beens are the special kind of retarded where they are incapable of understanding how little they know, and their theory of mind is probably the same as their dog.

Simple Ian likely got brain damaged for his failed boxing career, but he was always simple.

You just know Anisa is one of those women who talks to their guy through the bathroom door.

 

[mars]

Hearing that Ian literally squats feet on the toilet I can only imagine he looks something like this. Maybe more retarded.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[New & Improved Username]

You just know Anisa is one of those women who talks to their guy through the bathroom door.

But with which one on the shitter or both ways? Who is washing the shit out of Rape Boy's clothes? Do they just throw them in the trash and that's why he can't afford socks?

 

[Billy Bong]

She barges into his stream any time she feels like it now. It's pretty hilarious. She's taking over!
Suffah idubbbz!

 

[Sloppa]

But with which one on the shitter or both ways? Who is washing the shit out of Rape Boy's clothes? Do they just throw them in the trash and that's why he can't afford socks?

Anisa both ways, Ian suffering through IBS , knuckles white on the toilet roll, as Anisa babbles on about internet comments and H3H3, with sharp taps on the door if he doesn't respond with a "hmmm, yes anisa" in time.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

The sheer fucking hubris it took to do the fortnite dance is truly kind of astounding. They were so sure, so completely confident that it would be a successful H3 hit piece and they would win the drama

The great and powerful Hasan Piker, beloved by all, was in the video. His world-class prestige and charisma is such that any video he lends his support to is sure to be a smash hit. Nobody but a handful of basement-dwelling lOOsers could possibly dislike a video graced by his semi-divine presence.
This is what the Jomhas actually believe. I guarantee that they were spending money they didn't have in anticipation of the windfall of cash that Hasan's blessing would grant them.

 

[fenny]

You just know Anisa is one of those women who talks to their guy through the bathroom door.

She probably comes in and berates him mid-shit.

 

[MrMM]

You just know the Jomhas have been seething over Felix and Marzia ever since this meme became popular and Anisa even acknowledged it trying to play it off as a joke.

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Pewdiepie handled his controversy well, apologized while regaining his dignity and never brought it up again besides making jokes about the bridge incident or nazi accusations, saw the current internet culture was turning to shit and pulled away. Never disavowed his fans, puts out the most random youtube videos once in a while while getting millions of views. Gets millions of likes on instagram too. He's just a guy loving his family, that's his entire content now. Hating on him at this point is so low and reeks jealousy and spite. The Kjellbergs are everything the Jomhas wish they were and they're frothing at the mouth with jealousy.

I'm days old in the thread at this point, and catching up, but I love pointing out Ian's obvious jealousy of Pewdiepie. Just to really lay into how happy of an ending Pewdiepie got, he posted this video two months ago, celebrating some Japanese holiday thing called Tanabata (per his video and google) where you write wishes on bamboo paper and hang it like a Christmas tree.

Felix's wish:





"I have everything I want <3
I wish for everyone to have the same!"

What a fucking flex man. And it doesn't feel fake or forced at all. No cope or seethe detected.