💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Shartavius]

He can think all of that and still also think he's Kratos... all roads point to it, after all.

It wasn't discussed much because everyone already knows Junior is a gynecomastia-afflicted faggot whose only positive role model for fatherhood was a video game character. Junior's specifically the breed of faggot who would refer to having a child as "leveling up" where people on Instagram can updoot it - So most of us rolled our eyes and moved right on to speculating as to whether Jack would live long enough to eat his grandchild whose name he can't pronounce.

 

[soulless guarantee]

The thing about the AI cooking videos is that it now means he's doing the same thing two weeks in a row -- his version and then the AI version. As an idea, it would be better to have combined and have a side-by-side taste test.

For the cookie one, it would've been better to have seen about setting a basic parameter of the cookies being vaguely of the same style -- such as both being either the weird creamsicle flavour, or both being chocolate chip. I suppose that probably wont be as much of an issue with chili, apart from the whole regional beans-in-chili arguments.

 

[Super Hans v2]

It wasn't discussed much because everyone already knows Junior is a gynecomastia-afflicted faggot whose only positive role model for fatherhood was a video game character.

I know Jr is a little young to have played the PS2 games, but it's hilarious that he thinks a filicide is a great role model.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[Guntanator]

Mans brain is cooked. I wonder if he takes any meds post stroke/with all his ailments, that might make him loopy in the brain hole.

 

[AnOminous]

I heard nicotine dependency can kill you if you quit after many years of smoking. Dad smoked all his life, good health at 76, quit smoking, died at 77

I'll never quit

I remember the exact day I quit smoking. I didn't do it on purpose, I had repeatedly set a date to quit smoking, never actually did it. Somehow, declaring a date was just declaring a date to fail. Then I wanted to watch the first LOTR movie. I was out of cigarettes. I decided to buy a pack of nicotine gum so I wouldn't have to go out for a smoke in the middle of the movie.

Then after a few days of chewing nicotine gum, I realized why the fuck am I smoking anyway? So then I bought more gum, more patches, and even the nicotine lollipops you could get (those ruled but were outlawed), and tapered down.

The final process of tapering down was so intensely unpleasant (worse than kicking heroin) that I will never, ever do it again. If I even dream I smoked a cigarette I wake up horrified.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I remember the exact day I quit smoking. I didn't do it on purpose, I had repeatedly set a date to quit smoking, never actually did it. Somehow, declaring a date was just declaring a date to fail. Then I wanted to watch the first LOTR movie. I was out of cigarettes. I decided to buy a pack of nicotine gum so I wouldn't have to go out for a smoke in the middle of the movie.

Then after a few days of chewing nicotine gum, I realized why the fuck am I smoking anyway? So then I bought more gum, more patches, and even the nicotine lollipops you could get (those ruled but were outlawed), and tapered down.

The final process of tapering down was so intensely unpleasant (worse than kicking heroin) that I will never, ever do it again. If I even dream I smoked a cigarette I wake up horrified.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Ah yes, the good old days when you saw manly men smoking cigarettes and it was a sign you were a true man. But only if you smoked that particular brand. Any other brand and you were a sissy. At least that's what the Rolling Stones told me.

But then this was before we really knew the dangers that came from smoking a couple packs a day.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Ah yes, the good old days when you saw manly men smoking cigarettes and it was a sign you were a true man. But only if you smoked that particular brand. Any other brand and you were a sissy. At least that's what the Rolling Stones told me.

But then this was before we really knew the dangers that came from smoking a couple packs a day.

That's kind of a myth take the Honus Wagner baseball card which is the most valuable card there is and it's because of 2 reasons 1 he was a great player but 2 he was better human being and hence his card is rare. You back in the early 20th century when he played, they gave the cards away in cigarette packs and Wagner threatened to sue the company if they didn't stop using his likeness with the cards. They offered him a big pay out and he still said no the reason he didn't want kids buying cigarettes. & now his card is hard to find almost impossible.

Yes, for decades the cigarette companies downplayed the health risk, they got doctors to say it was ok like docs today who say "Gender Affirming Care" for kids it good, they portrayed it as masculine or social, but most people knew smoking wasn't good for them and just did it anyway especially if they were addicted. Look at today and smoking is still prevalent it's just hidden go to the back door of any restaurant and you'll see cooks on breaks smoking. Find an outdoor smoking area of a hospital and there will always be a few nurses and aids there and these people work in healthcare.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Yes, for decades the cigarette companies downplayed the health risk

I remember that point where the CEOs of all the cigarette brands testified in front of Congress saying, "no I don't believe cigarette smoking is dangerous" or something like that. Meanwhile they knew since the 70's if not earlier how bad it was. They'd commission studies and fudge the results to show it wasn't bad. Or they'd get doctors to testify that smoking wasn't bad for you.

Honestly I find these people to be some of the worst scum out there. They're preying on people and treating their product like it's harmless. Although now they're forced to admit the dangers so they need to add a half-hearted, "smoke responsibly" part to their advertising and admit it's addictive as hell.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack seems to be blatantly calling out his mother-in-law Qarolyn. Also I can't get used to that bitmoji. It looks like a brain-damaged obese man wearing a helmet which I guess is the look that suits Jack.

 

[Super Hans v2]

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Jack seems to be blatantly calling out his mother-in-law Qarolyn.

Was it two or three strokes ago that Jack gave a pile of cash to scammers to bot his view count and ended up temporarily locking him out of his channel?

 

[semitooth]

Was it two or three strokes ago that Jack gave a pile of cash to scammers to bot his view count and ended up temporarily locking him out of his channel?

was this the same time his facebook was overtaken by indians posting porn or something or was this another completely separate ordeal?

edit: i'm thinking of the "cooking with girl" era lmao... but of course his info has been compromised several times...

Spoiler: edit #2: some highlights from "Cooking With Girl"

he also references being a victim of "fraud" in this review of paul's private investigator company:

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

was this the same time his facebook was overtaken by indians posting porn or something or was this another completely separate ordeal?

edit: i'm thinking of the "cooking with girl" era lmao... but of course his info has been compromised several times...
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Spoiler: edit #2: some highlights from Cooking With Girl"

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he also references being a victim of "fraud" in this review of paul's private investigator company:
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Damn. That woman has a lot of penises inside of her.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Damn. That woman has a lot of penises inside of her.

Jack was jealous of her

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I remember that point where the CEOs of all the cigarette brands testified in front of Congress saying, "no I don't believe cigarette smoking is dangerous" or something like that. Meanwhile they knew since the 70's if not earlier how bad it was. They'd commission studies and fudge the results to show it wasn't bad. Or they'd get doctors to testify that smoking wasn't bad for you.

Honestly I find these people to be some of the worst scum out there. They're preying on people and treating their product like it's harmless. Although now they're forced to admit the dangers so they need to add a half-hearted, "smoke responsibly" part to their advertising and admit it's addictive as hell.

I'm proud of Millennials for basically en masse deciding, "Nah, we're good," when it comes to smoking. One of the few things any one generation has somehow, collectively, excelled at. It will be no help for all the microplastics in the brain -- nor for the IPA-induced cirrhosis -- but progress has been made.

 

[ILikeYou]

I'm proud of Millennials for basically en masse deciding, "Nah, we're good," when it comes to smoking. One of the few things any one generation has somehow, collectively, excelled at. It will be no help for all the microplastics in the brain -- nor for the IPA-induced cirrhosis -- but progress has been made.

I think maybe you're just not around millennials who smoke, bc there are sub-cultures where they all do.

 

[Polska krowa]

With Jack's obsession with AI, and particularly with generating his likeness using AI, we're clearly getting closer to the point where Jack uses Sora 2 (or similar) to generate entire episodes of his show. Hell, it'd only take two prompts from start to finish, and he's largely using this approach to create his content anyway... he's just one step away from phasing himself out and phasing AI-Jack in.

1. Create episode of 'The Cooking With Jack Show' with Jack Scalfani where Jack cooks a food that's been in the news in America in the last week/... Jack cooks chilli.
2. Create YouTube thumbnail based on the video above.

I'm looking forward to seeing how terrible that era is once it finally arrives.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

I think maybe you're just not around millennials who smoke, bc there are sub-cultures where they all do.

Definitely possible. Out of curiosity, which subcultures do you mean?

I know we all self-select our company (consciously or not): My experience has been for every 10 Millennials I know, 2 might smoke cigarettes, and even then it's "social smoking." Most I've met distance from / shudder at the hard-smoking ways of their parents' generation.