💰 Grifter Hasan Piker / HasanAbi - Young Turk, Twitch Streamer, Stunlocked Brogressive, Cenk's Nephew, only a socialist for the money, abuses his dog by shocking it, Rutgers sex pest, subpoenaed by the US state for sanctions violation.

[Osama Bin Laden]

Literally this situation. Go kill yourselves.

cause dogs are better than humans

 

[FiveStarAce]

Enter the prolonged "...and even if he did, it actually isn't bad!" phase of the mental gymnastics

 

[Fields Of Rye]

got a call from Netenahu today… he said with Trumps peace plan he wouldn’t need us on Hassan duty. With tears in his beady little eyes he handed me my 5 sheckels.

“Keep them” I said. “To wage a virtuous war is its own reward”

“Your a good g…” he paused. “You’re a good man anon”. “Thanks for all you’ve done for Israel and her people”. And he shook my hands and hugged me.

“I’m like 99% sure her name is Kaya” I said. And I left, feeling as though a great weight had been taken off of me. Didn’t realize until I got to the airport that weight was my wallet. Fucking kikes.

 

[Meriasek]

I'd happily nuke the entire Gaza Strip

Should have stopped there.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Calling it now.

Next Cope is that Kaya was MOSSAD!

 

[W00K #17]

I'm gonna give my hound dog (who has never been shocked with electricity) a big hug right now.

 

[Sneed Force One]

We are currently at "not a big deal" on the Narcissist's Prayer timeline.
When we reach "not my fault", this is going to get hilarious.

 

[Cozy Crouton]

Some e-whore chimes in, likely with Hasan's provided talking points (with them printed out or something? Fucking bizarre). It seems the official story is now "well it WAS a shock collar but because the prongs were taken out, it could only vibrate, so he couldn't have shocked Kaya."

Ironically, Kaya is the only person this is shocking to, because everyone and their fucking dog knew it'd come to this. "And if it is, that's not my fault (I took the prongs out, so if she got shocked I didn't do it)".

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[jejdyebwnsk]

Hasan at 14 seconds is a straight up wojak.
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That's a shitty AI jak and you should feel bad.

 

[AfghanBlue]

Jeets. Turks don't infest every goddamn place they are allowed to enter.

From a female perspective, both are extremely rapey, but turks are normal man sized rather than jeets who are small enough to slap or fight back from if need be. Rapey turks are terrifying as they are bigger than women.

Hassan really is a Socialist icon as he proves even braindead talentless hacks can have fame and fortune if they win the genetic lottery

Idk about genetic lottery, his head is like shrunken head at a carnival level noticeably tiny.
He isn't a fat bald visibly rotting tranny though so, he is tiny head and comically wide shoulders above the general competition at least.

 

[neger psykolog]

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We are currently at "not a big deal" on the Narcissist's Prayer timeline.
When we reach "not my fault", this is going to get hilarious.

Speedrun any% of the narcissist prayer?

Who am I kidding DSP speed runs this shit every day and probably holds every conceivable record related to it

 

[Yellow Rose Of Texas]

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We are currently at "not a big deal" on the Narcissist's Prayer timeline.
When we reach "not my fault", this is going to get hilarious.

They were already there in day 1.

 

[Non passing troon]

Miriam Adelson called the Turkroach a while back and told him that his Turkish dog was antisemitic. Hazmat is a retard and it's hilarious that a dog brings him down.

 

[The Great One]

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Literally this situation. Go kill yourselves.

Read the fucking room, brownoid and stop making fun of the dog.

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[Chris Konon]

Imagine having to read other people's opinions to get your own opinions.

This is like one of the basis of human experience separating us from animals.
Of course mister free thinker in fedora here never learned anything from anyone.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

Obligatory

 

[Pargon]

Speedrun any% of the narcissist prayer?

Who am I kidding DSP speed runs this shit every day and probably holds every conceivable record related to it

Phil never abused an animal on stream. He is objectively a more moral person than Hasan and he should jump in feet-first in shit-talking him.

 

[biguglyboy]

I think he's going to have a hard time doing the narcissist deflection on this one given that the people that would normally circle the wagon are the same side that has been conditioned over the years to replace having children with fur babies.

 

[Cromwell A27M]

 

[quaawaa]

Mr. President, thank you for freeing the hostages:

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