💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[AnOminous]

I find it impossible to enjoy things that Jack enjoys. He ruins so much for me. In many ways, that’s a good thing.

I don't let tards like Jack ruin things for me, any more than I let him ruin steak because he does it wrong.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Sportsball



Malding about capeshit



Jack says this whenever people actually quote the bad shit his favorite celebs say

 

[Adamska]

Such a big sports fan he doesn't know it's called Tankbowl. GG Jack.

Also that's desperation. If they're down to Wonder Man they're fucked or trying to keep the rights.

 

[the khat quaffer]

almost not even worth posting but he uploaded another asinine "Morning Moment"-
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UVwdVEdoA_o
LOL and shoutout to this commenter that always manages to post funny shit that is so tastefully subtle that Jack actually approves it..
Wyświetl załącznik 8028774

I want to viciously beat him to death for that floating text and that jagoff facebook icon he insists on using on everything. Nigger, even a half man skeleton crew could kajigger some text onto a video to not look like dogshit. Why are you so awful at everything Jack? WHY?! I hate you so fucking much I want to shoot a baby kitten in the face in your name. Explicitly in your name.

0:50 "I do what I did"
0:55 "if your marriage difficult"

For WFH positions,

I'm sure there are reasons, real or imagined. But I'm old school. WFH is by and large for for fags and disableds. Put your boots on and go to work even if you're a code monkey.

Spoiler: niggerdom

Come to work, punch the clock, or fuck off. I'm sick and goddamn tired of alkies/druggies/whatevers saying they're on disability and checking out of work. Fuck this disability bullshit too. I'm so sick of it and I want to kill every one of you. Faggots. Yes,MATI.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

A good chair is worth $500 especially if you're sitting all day long.

I switched up my office chair at home for some ergonomic model I found online and it's great. Sure it cost more than $500 but it's a worthy investment. If you're seated for most of your work day then a good chair is necessary. Fatty doesn't need one because he just sits on the couch and uses voice to text to get things done.

Exactly. $500 for a chair if you WFH is not that unreasonable at all. It's a tax writeoff and if it'll be more comfortable and help prevent posture/back issues, it's absolutely worth it. They get a lot more expensive than that. My office chair was $400 but I got it for $250 on clearance. Absolutely worth it.

Of all of the people to complain about a chair's cost, you'd think the lazy fat ass who uses a wheel chair would be the last person to complain about it, but that's our fatty

 

[Tiresome]

Also that's desperation. If they're down to Wonder Man they're fucked or trying to keep the rights.

I don't give a shit about the MCU right now but this is exactly what they were saying about Guardians of the Galaxy.

 

[Shartavius]

Of course, Jack acts oblivious to the fact that his Morning Moment advice assuring people that "going back to basics" will fix their problems has never worked for himself. Until his last, dying brain cell, Jack will demonstrate that he would rather tell people what to do than exemplify his own, shit-for-brains platitudes he's half-remembering from some recent Nick Jr. cartoon he heard while he faced the ceiling during a change that had Tammy vomiting at the sight and smell of the latest trichobezoar to tumbleweed its way out of his megacolon.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

LOL and shoutout to this commenter that always manages to post funny shit that is so tastefully subtle that Jack actually approves it..

IHeartLebanon stays trolling the everloving fuck out of Jack.

IIRC, they were actually a mod on his channel a few months back. Might still be, not sure -- but I do know that on one livestream I watched and wrote up, they referenced these here ol' Farms and Jack seemed to get the reference and be blindsided by the betrayal. He stared ahead in silence for a few seconds, rolled his tongue around in his (agape) mouth, and darted his eyes around in panic.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Malding about capeshit

They're both still manlier than Fatty could ever hope to be.

Such a big sports fan he doesn't know it's called Tankbowl. GG Jack.

Also that's desperation. If they're down to Wonder Man they're fucked or trying to keep the rights.

Guy was voted the 15th best Avenger but then once you get past the "core" group they're all pretty much B-listers anyway.

I don't give a shit about the MCU right now but this is exactly what they were saying about Guardians of the Galaxy.

But this is a mini-series not a movie although maybe he'll show up as an Avenger at some point.

 

[Shartavius]

Because no one else pointed it out: The person Jack highlighted to complain about in his Disney + capeshit isn't even the correct person. MCU Wonder Man is a black homosexual who fires purple beams from his hands, and was introduced so he could job and be killed in the (since cancelled) Kang Dynasty film.

 

[p1138]

Because no one else pointed it out: The person Jack highlighted to complain about in his Disney + capeshit isn't even the correct person. MCU Wonder Man is a black homosexual who fires purple beams from his hands, and was introduced so he could job and be killed in the (since cancelled) Kang Dynasty film.

No idea what you're talking about other than the character clearly being the black guy from the trailer. The character Fatty is bitching about is the previous wonder man movie thing within the MCU.

Fatty probably watched that and couldn't wrap his brain around the fact that the black character is clearly the replacement.

 

[Biggie Smalls' Taint]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uPXMFPS0UvQ

That thumbnail makes it look like Jack's reviewing an open sore. If I were the owner of that joint, I'd sue Jack for defamation. Maybe they are just serving raw ulcers. One of the two.

 

[AltisticRight]

I find it impossible to enjoy things that Jack enjoys. He ruins so much for me. In many ways, that’s a good thing.

What does he like anyway?
Meat? Meh. He never cooks it properly.
Fast food? Gross.
Soda pop? Gross.
Meat rub full of MSG and other stuff? Yuck.
Pizza? He calls authentic pizza with a bit of char "burnt", he can go to Hell.
Cheese? The stuff he eats can barely be classified as that.
Donald Trump? Yuck.

Scalfatty is gross like everything he likes.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Scalfatty is gross like everything he likes.

-- @AltisticRight, 2025​

 

[the khat quaffer]

"going back to basics"

so what, like, having two functioning arms?

MCU Wonder Man is a black homosexual who fires purple beams from his hands

That has to be the gayest shit I've ever heard.

 

[Shartavius]

No idea what you're talking about

Fatty probably watched that and couldn't wrap his brain around the fact that the black character is clearly the replacement.

That's what I'm talking about. Jack's pithy, upvote-thirsting critique(s) he dictated into his phone like a husky complaining that it's bath time suggest that he failed to comprehend both that the deliberately dorky and dated-looking guy at Vasquez Rocks shown for a second in the trailer wasn't the lead; and that the black guy in 90% of the trailer who can't act is.

 

[Tiresome]

That's what I'm talking about. Jack's pithy, upvote-thirsting critique(s) he dictated into his phone like a husky complaining that it's bath time suggest that he failed to comprehend both that the deliberately dorky and dated-looking guy at Vasquez Rocks shown for a second in the trailer wasn't the lead; and that the black guy in 90% of the trailer who can't act is.

Again, this was the guy who literally asserted there is no violence in Shogun.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

New Jack review

1:23

 

[An YTMND User]

I'm going to get hit by the ''lurk more'' stick with this but has Jack ever worked in an actual restaurant? My line mates were asking me this while I was showing them Jack recipes.

 

[semitooth]

I'm going to get hit by the ''lurk more'' stick with this but has Jack ever worked in an actual restaurant?

no. he's barely worked any real jobs...