What are some light-hearted lolcows to read about when you're feeling down?

[Lawltism2]

You know, ones that aren't molesting anybody or posting creepy gooner shit. I wanna hear about your favorite just goofy cows, please.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

It seems like there's no active cows anymore that are just the old school harmless and funny types. I miss them. They were eccentric, not criminal.

I just read this thread. It's old, but a short read and really interesting. Not too negative, either:

🪦 Deceased Wątek 'Kit n' Kay Boodle and the late Albert Temple / Gene Catlow / Richard Katellis'

21 Lip 2014

Furry Semen Jetpack. I think that's the only phrase that can adequately describe the realm of horror that is K&K. That is literally what happens in the first part of the comic. Two furries fall into a pit in the woods and use a geyser of semen to escape. It only gets worse from there...

Kit n' Kay Boodle is a furry porn comic drawn by Richard Katellis (a man who fantasizes about a three way between his girlfriend and his girlfriends mom. Yes really. He wrote it into the comic). Think of Sonichu consisting only of the sex scenes and better art. It's about a bunch of nudist furries who sit...

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[Switch Mongo]

Frankie mcdonald (retarded Canadian wannabe weatherman; makes lighthearted yt vids)

https://youtube.com/@dogsandwolves

Corey Feldman (former child star turned lolcow amateur musician)
X @Corey_Feldman
YT https://youtube.com/@coreyfeldman932

 

[Ethereal Eye]

Patty Locke, or AuntBibby. The fella is fun to read about and I love their eccentric style. Pretty harmless.

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

ulillillia, he's more fascinating than disturbing.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

I've always thought Guptill89 seems like a nice young man.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Compared to someone like Graeme Kelly, Gail Chord Schuler is definitely light hearted. This must be very funny out of context.

 

[Rogue AI]

Still in the prospering grounds, this guys and his wife communicate with bigfoots.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Have you heard about Julie Terryberry?

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

It used to be April Lauren, but sadly her thread is pretty dead. However, Gunther Fehlinger has an outstanding and comfy thread: Politics! Positivity! Selfies! Fitness! NATO!!!!

 

[oldTireWater]

Masaokis (Cooking With Hoarders) isn't reliably active anymore but his old material is A+. 100% Wholesome hoarder autisit.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/masaokis.5420/

Is he legit crazy?
Is that really the best camera he can get?
Do all Canadians refer to hot-dogs as sausages?
Is it all an elaborate act?
Does he lead a double life?
Does he really want to kill Obama?

It doesn't matter! Watching him "defrost" steak, one-handed, on a toilet bowl rim with a piece of burning paper is art.

 

[Tablet County]

Is he legit crazy?
Is that really the best camera he can get?
Do all Canadians refer to hot-dogs as sausages?
Is it all an elaborate act?
Does he lead a double life?
Does he really want to kill Obama?

What I know for certain is he definitely wants to fuck the Wendy's mascot.

 

[Laburnum]

Pat can always be good for a laugh, sometimes I like to peruse old threads like Dobson's.

 

[Lawltism2]

So many harmless lolcows do seem to have a history of victimizing food instead

 

[Brenda Holiday]

I was thunkin recently on why harmless lolcows are so uncommon now and I think it's because they simply are not interesting enough to keep an active thread. A lot of the weirdos I keep tabs on don't have threads and there isn't much of a reason to make one, because these people keep to themselves, don't typically respond to hate, and tend to be very repetitive. Good enough for me to follow, not so good for discussion. Bob Hickman for example. Teresa Larzelere is another one.