Reorganization of September 29th, 2025

[Null]

there's no need. the timestamp in the thread list takes you to that post. the links go to the unread post now.

 

[Moral Vest]

Idk if it's been discussed already but a way to sort posts in a thread by number of positive/negative reactions would be nice.
I wanted to look into the DSP thread and there are over 10k pages. While the highlight feature is nice, it only goes in chronological order.
It would be nice if you could see THE biggest happening in a thread and/or the biggest retard by sorting for reactions.
I understand that this may lead to fishing for updoots and hats.

 

[No-Eyed Square Guy]

Put a star of David on jewish posters, like the pink triangle.

I'd prefer a coin with a bite out of it since I'm not religious.

Would also enjoy seeing a pile of shit on every Indian, a child bride with every Muslim, and a fed badge for the Mormons (since the child bride is already in use).

 

[TroonsDid911]

Idk if it's been discussed already but a way to sort posts in a thread by number of positive/negative reactions would be nice.
I wanted to look into the DSP thread and there are over 10k pages. While the highlight feature is nice, it only goes in chronological order.
It would be nice if you could see THE biggest happening in a thread and/or the biggest retard by sorting for reactions.
I understand that this may lead to fishing for updoots and hats.

I guarantee you Null will not bother with this. He has already said he absolutely hates the reaction feature and when he does a major move from Xenforo he is going to remove the feature because it causes so many problems witt idiots farming upvotes and shitting up threads.

Although now that I think about it that would mean the highlight feature will not function unless there is a way to positively rate something and negatively rate something.

 

[DeepoxxChokya]

Make a Fatrick/O&A sub-board you coward

 

[Zoobles]

is there a way to have pink triangle posts collapsed or hidden by default?

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Oh shit tomorrow is October and Null loves Halloween

 

[Jewish Fantasy Race]

@Null Just a suggestion, but it might be helpful to make a thread to crowdsource political news that could be relevant to your non-profit. One of the more labor-intensive/expensive parts of non-profit advocacy is having eyes on a trillion things at once, and you already have that in KF

 

[Troonos]

I just want videos to be watchable on a gigabit connection without buffering 500 fucking times.

 

[The Noise]

If the featured content tab in What's New doesn't already, it should list front page featured content. AFAIK it has never been used for anything.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Mobile Android Samsung Internet User, I like these changes, things look good.

 

[Terfatron]

I can't tell you how much I appreciate the little arrows helping you zoom up and down the page, makes my phonefagging so much smoother.

The stickers look a bit... chatgpt-ish but thats just personal preference.

Over all, 10/10 QoL improvements!

 

[CasketBase]

Null smashing and slamming half the boards together actually made me use the "watch" feature, which is a good thing, I guess?

 

[Maya Story]

@Null I think there should be an easier way of seeing exactly what each of the suffixes on the lolcow boards mean. While some are self explanatory, as a new user this year it took reading multiple threads I wouldn't have been interested in myself just to understand the labels. For example, "Internet Famous" doesn't make much sense to someone who simply understands that lolcows are infamous people on the internet. And the random Arabic one still confuses me.

Also, forgive me if this is my failure to use the search tool properly rather than a change that should be implemented, but I think you should be a way to search for a cow across only the various Lolcow boards rather than the site entirely. When my girlfriend browsed on here she was looking for a specific person, but when she typed in their name on the broad search with "Thread titles only" it still came up with a bunch of random posts from general boards/the thunderdome that happened to have their name in the title. I think a lot of people come on this site to see the gossip about someone they already know so this would be useful for them.

 

[Gothic Runes]

I still think grifters and Internet famous should be combined into a different board and community watch made a sub-board under lolcows, it would please my autism.

Regarding the second point, don't focus too much on my suggested solution which is probably retarded.

I don't see what's so retarded about it, Josh himself has joked about integrating AI into the forum to summarize threads for his podcast and if he does that he may as well make it for everyone to use. There's forum software out there that already does this.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

All i want is a lol fat react

 

[Colress]

this is very stupid but i'd love a forum theme with a mint/pastel color scheme against a black base color. like 2025 but with mintier colors. if i had knowledge of Xenforo i'd do it myself, but i'm retarded. Just something to take into consideration.

 

[Account]

Community Watch was my favorite board.

If you are taking suggestions, could you make the "Watched Threads" box significantly more compact? I only need to see the thread name and (if its possible) the number of new posts in the thread. Every thing else just takes up space and I have to scroll through both the Happenings and the Watched Threads so I can click on a subforum and browse new threads.

 

[Boss Bass]

When I’m trying to catch up on a thread I just read the highlights. Would love a mode that only shows those posts to save on reloads/bandwidth.

 

[Boss Bass]

(As long as you’re here, I’d also like thread MVPs to explain their cow to you on your podcast. Like @anisa_jomha_reciepts or @John Andrews Stan)