💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Critical Raxx Theory]

I will personally travel to canada and dropkick Anusa in the uterus before i allow the birth of the jomhachrist.

Which one, she has two

the two uterii coupled with her 40bpm enlarged heart will result in her being an octomom

 

[Generic Misc]

He's probably get slightly less shit, but it would still be a retarded thing to say. You can't publish a video of yourself crying literal tears about online mockery and call yourself reserved or subdued. He's exactly the opposite of those things. He is hypersensitive and outwardly emotional. He loves to bitch and moan, he cries when he loses boxing matches, he cries when his boxing coach starts reminding him of his dad, and he starts half of his sentences with "I feel like..." These are not the actions of a reserved or subdued man. He's a crybaby bitch.
I don't think people clown on the "stoic" thing because they see that as a positive attribute and they see him negatively. They do so because it's very obviously not true at all. Any synonyms for "stoic" would be equally untrue.

I assumed when I heard him repeatedly use 'stoic' it was a therapy word-of-the-day type thing.

Psychologists aren't sceptical inquisitors, they generally try to help clients feel better about themselves. Imagine Ian describing how he sees himself (eg the quiet little guy) and his therapist making a comment about him being 'stoic'. That's all it takes.

 

[Mac Monster]

They are both too vain/narcissistic to be parents.

With how Anusa is always desperate to make herself the center of the conversation, I could easily see her developing resentment for her child once the pregnancy ends. For an uber narcissist like her, having to share attention with somebody else would drive her mad, and Ian is too much of a spineless faggot to oppose her.

The best hope for any Jomha child is that Anisa and the gimp offload the work to a relative who isn't a retard.

 

[Jose Beaner Luna]

I think the most disturbing part of them having a baby is hygiene, these motherfuckers dont shower and they look like they just poured a jerry can of oil on themselves, their old house had a resident evil tier mold infestation and in their tik toks we've seen their house covered in mysterious crumpled papers and such, and what is the thing that babies are best known for? yeah...

 

[fenny]

They used doggy daycare despite them both working ("working") from home, any kid they spawn is going to be raised by grandma.

 

[Gurney Halleck]

Can you imagine being like 9 years old and going to the computer and finding your parents' 3000+ kiwifarms thread, your mom's OF poopnail set and a 2 hour interview of your parents' former coaches telling the world they're stinky crybaby retards? Can you imagine a single kid at your school finding it out?

I already put much more thought into why this is a horrible idea than these two stupid niggers. I hope they're both infertile.

The Johma kid is either trooning out or ending up like Destiny's kid getting groomed by groypers. At least (as far as we know) they won't have to deal with getting flashbanged at school by videos of Ian sucking dick for cock.

 

[Dirty Mattress]

Also "We now think it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world". What a nice and wholesome thing to say about your future child.

Not anything like "We really love each other and want to expand our family to expand our happiness and give our child the best life possible", more like "We already fucked up our lives so much that having a baby probably wouldn't fuck it that much more. After failing as LA left wing boxing promoters and pretty much everything else you were our plan z little Johma Baby!". Horrible horrible people.

 

[Booby Jones]

You guys talk about kids finding OF and Kiwifarms page but really just think how kids would react if they found out your dad took your mom's last name. Absolutely brutal at any age. Kids are mean.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Anisa and I are now "more on the positive side than the negative" when it comes to having kids.
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The world is not prepared...

 

[Disability Fat]

With how Anusa is always desperate to make herself the center of the conversation, I could easily see her developing resentment for her child once the pregnancy ends. For an uber narcissist like her, having to share attention with somebody else would drive her mad, and Ian is too much of a spineless faggot to oppose her.

The best hope for any Jomha child is that Anisa and the gimp offload the work to a relative who isn't a retard.

Cue the Munchausen's saga.

 

[Trans Randy]

They used doggy daycare despite them both working ("working") from home, any kid they spawn is going to be raised by grandma.

Knowing what we know about Maureen so far, that will hardly make a difference to it being raised by Anus.

 

[A.P. Hill]

They have done stupid shit that everyone thinks "stop ain´t no way they'll do that" only to proceed and do exactly that, at this point im doompilled and asume whatever the most retarded option they can take is the one they will take, idk how the process is with the in vitro stuff but they'll probably go and make a test tube baby ala Nick Fuentes.

Anus's course of action is to do things specifically to try to own da hadurz. She's narcissistic enough that she makes life-altering decisions just because she sees people in the YT comments and this thread laughing at her hypothetically doing said thing. Of course, Ian just follows her because she has no capability for independent thought. When people were laughing at Ian for having an OnlyFans whore girlfriend and saying that she'll dump him...well, now he's got an OnlyFans whore wife! Take that, kiwicels!

We all know Ian won't be the father in this hypothetical scenario, but the good ending is that Anus is infertile. The neutral ending is that they get CPS called on them for a legit reason after defending BreadTubers calling CPS on Ethan Klein.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

They shouldn't bring a child into the world. One parent has completely debased themselves and devalued their body as an expendable commodity for the enjoyment of creepy strangers.

The other is an OnlyFans whore.

 

[anliteralidiot]

She has such a beautiful singing voice truly deserving of an opera singer
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I showed my husband, and he said she looks like a planet of the apes human, and he started humming Dr. Zaius.

 

[Cromwell A27M]

ian can make anisa pretty for her boy friends. what a nice, tamed husband. he learned empathy. :-)

 

[Mac Monster]

Imagine opening your eyes for the first time, and this is the face that greets you. Jomha Jr. would want to hop back into the uterus as fast as possible.

 

[TokiBun]

They shouldn't bring a child into the world. One parent has completely debased themselves and devalued their body as an expendable commodity for the enjoyment of creepy strangers.

The other is an OnlyFans whore.

If they somehow procreate the only hopeful ending is Ian's family taking custody. If the baby ever ended up with Maureen it would become even worse than Anisa ever could be.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Imagine opening your eyes for the first time, and this is the face that greets you. Jomha Jr. would want to hop back into the uterus as fast as possible.

This but worse.

 

[Orbicular]

Made a beautiful tribute to our Stoic Streamer. It was really difficult to find one half-coherent continuous sentence out of his mouth

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[Charnel Ground]

Made a beautiful tribute to our Stoic Streamer. It was really difficult to find one half-coherent continuous sentence out of his mouth
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I want more of these. My only criticism is that it's been codified as "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy," which Ethan said verbatim.