🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Mike Hunt]

I always get a kick whenever the filters fall off and we get to truly see how big these fatfluencers are. It's pretty dumb to be all HAES but rely heavily on filters to make yourself look less grotesque. You don't have to go hungry to be slimmer, especially if you're fat like Tess. Just put down the fork every once in a while. These two photos are just days apart, but we're supposed to believe Tess still sports a more oval than spherical face if we go by her socmed posts.

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

That smug look of unearned satisfaction makes me a little MATI I must admit.

She Is so Fat she can't open her eyes anymore

 

[cactus]

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Now put "I wash muhself with a rag on a stick." lol

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

I think someone might have hurt her fee fees. She posted this weird whiny video in her IG stories about how fat she appears on the tampon hall show(and whoa the excuses!) and then deleted it a few hours later.

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[Grand Duke Snowfall]

If we’re still trying to figure out the logistics of how to fuck Tess, this post is forever my favorite.

You would need a crane to lift her into place, those giant leather straps used to lift sick cows and horses to get a grip of the jello trash bag, industrial steel girders to construct a bed that’s up to code for her weight class, a forklift to heft the gunt out of the way, and one of these -
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To hold her legs apart to get in. Plus a full hazmat to withstand the cloud of stench that would hit you. And a strapon to perform the deed; the last man who ventured forth into her folds came out gayer than a three dollar bill. Congrats Tess you require a full shift of Amazon workers and robots and the power of hydraulics to access your pussy



The fucking gall to not fit on a couch and repeat her deboonked claim that some bitch somewhere some time told her over Skype that she was brave and had the soul of a woman starving to death

This was from 2022 by the way. It applies even more now than it did then.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I think someone might have hurt her fee fees. She posted this weird whiny video in her IG stories about how fat she appears on the tampon hall show(and whoa the excuses!) and then deleted it a few hours later.

I loathe how she gets Bowie involved in her bullshit.

And Tess, normal-size people don't fall into doors and hurt their knees, only behemoths like you hurt themselves.
Also, stop blaming your weight gain on your divorce. You were so giddy when you divorced Nick, remember the "abuse" he put you through?

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Oh my god, Tess you are a terrible mom for involving your CHILD in your little meltdown. If you're such a Confidence Queen, why do somw random internet comments trigger you this much?!

Fucking hate it when cows make me angry, but this....bitch.....

 

[El Chacal De La Trompeta]

Also, stop blaming your weight gain on your divorce

Lol Ashley Alexiss says her extreme weight loss was also because of her divorce.

 

[Programmer Socks]

Her breathing is noticeably laboured even when she's just sitting during the interview, she has that kind of exaggerated chest heaving that you see in a character select screen. Even at rest her body is struggling to keep her alive.

As for the crashout/rant video, Tess needs to understand that the majority of her audience are the kind of people who like to watch freakshows, the absurd, the bizarre. Even as a kid I was interested in conjoined twins, medical absurdities, books about Victorian sideshow freaks, the movie Freaks itself, John Merrick etc. Tess and other modern day deathfats are in the same realm of interest, it's body horror, taboo and grotesque. The more Tess fucks up, complains and launches yet another unsuccessful project whilst still gaining weight, the more entertaining she is.

 

[barbie meat]

There's a second part of her segment (perhaps more, haven't watched them all to see if they contain her) posted on the Tamron Hall YT channel that is even more interesting. Someone who has the ability (mobilefag, sorry) should archive both parts here, because you guys will see what I mean. It's BAD. She gets confronted with her stupid rhetoric and has to pretend to deny the same shit she always says.

Other fat lady on the couch (edit: it was actually Tamron who said this part, though Maui had said something similar already): "Nobody in body positivity says you should just eat whatever you want all the time! I don't say that! Tess, you don't say that!"

Cut to Tess, looking more awkward than I've seen her in a long time. LMAO. They did that shit on purpose!

Edit edit: Tamron also directly referenced the fact that obesity causes health problems, leading to another awkward Tess moment. She's seething! Guys, I think this Tamron lady is a secret shitlord. (Also, there is indeed a third part but I haven't watched it yet. The other parts have no Tess in them.)

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

I think someone might have hurt her fee fees. She posted this weird whiny video in her IG stories about how fat she appears on the tampon hall show(and whoa the excuses!) and then deleted it a few hours later.

Let me take a big old dump on Tess' usual excuses:
MUH DIVORCE!
BITCH, that was YEARS ago. She should have been over that already, especially since she was almost as giddy about dumping Nick as Nicole Kidman was when she left Tom Cruise.

MUH KNEE!
Hasn't it been at least two months since then? Looks healed enough that I didn't see any bandages, or braces, and Tess didn't require a cane or crutch either. Wasn't serve enough to require surgery either. Leave it to Tess to act like banging her knee on a doorway was debilitating enough to keep her from losing weight, when there are fatties her size that manage to lose dozens of pounds just by doing light movement daily and eating a sensible amount of food.

MUH EATING DISORDER!
Notice now how she didn't call it "anorexia" this time, but rather, DISORDERED EATING? Tess is doing the whole narc trick of weasel wording, so if she gets called out on her bullshit she can claim she was misunderstood or misspoke. Even a massive liar like Tess knows that coming back EVEN FATTER years after claiming anorexia is straining credulity.

The worst part is her using her fucking child to prop up her lies and delusions.

DOES MOMMY DO NOTHING BUT SIT AROUND AND EAT ALL DAY?

Come on, Tess. This is fucking low. You got that poor child trained to clap on demand like a seal. If you asked him if you were really a size 22, he'd say YES because he's a child who doesn't know any better. Too bad that look in his eyes said MOMMY IS FULL OF SHIT. I SAW HER KNOCK OVER THREE BOXES OF MOON PIES THIS MORNING.

I cannot wait for the day that her sons get old enough to get away from her, understand that they were props and not children to her, and drop a Mommy Dearest type tell-all giving us the true tea on her marriage to Nick, her KA-WEER-NESS, the cake farting side gigs, and Mr. Spaghetti Rapper. Now that's a book that belongs on the top of the best seller list!

 

[The Hardest R]

Guys, I think this Tamron lady is a secret shitlord.

I think people in general are tired of the “don’t believe your lying eyes” act. Tess has relied upon people being too polite or ideologically conformist to call her out for the last 10+ years and are fed up with it. After her flop of a book tour is over with, she has nothing ahead of her.

I think someone might have hurt her fee fees. She posted this weird whiny video in her IG stories about how fat she appears on the tampon hall show(and whoa the excuses!) and then deleted it a few hours later.

Her appearance on Tamron Hall didn’t go the way she expected it to. She expected asspats and got some basic questions that weren’t softballs that she flubbed instead.

MUH DIVORCE!
BITCH, that was YEARS ago. She should have been over that already, especially since she was almost as giddy about dumping Nick as Nicole Kidman was when she left Tom Cruise.

It was over five years ago. But he was the last man who was ever willing to associate with her in public and it’s not because she is kaweer or a “first class gay.” I’m sure she is acutely aware that this is the last time a man will ever publicly show her affection. This was a guy who cheated on her constantly (as did she), including other men.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I know this is a few days old, but I cannot get over how uncanny valley she looks here:
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It literally looks like she's standing and she's completely circular and she's missing her thighs, so she's just a huge round torso on lower legs
The optical illusion is CRAZY.

Toulouse LaTess.

 

[Cherry Milk]

I know this is a few days old, but I cannot get over how uncanny valley she looks here:
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It literally looks like she's standing and she's completely circular and she's missing her thighs, so she's just a huge round torso on lower legs
The optical illusion is CRAZY.

She looks like Cotton Hill, legs cut off at the knees

 

[NoReturn]

Clips from the Tameron Hall Show tiktok account

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#TessHolliday is standing on her statement about body positivity. She HAS and ALWAYS will encourage everyone to love themselves as they are! #tamronhallshow #tamronhall #bodypositivity #billmaher​

I know this is a few days old, but I cannot get over how uncanny valley she looks here:
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It literally looks like she's standing and she's completely circular and she's missing her thighs, so she's just a huge round torso on lower legs
The optical illusion is CRAZY.

She looks like Cotton Hill, legs cut off at the knees

You meet the Tessy in the forest. She will give you a co-author credit if you answer her riddle!

I think someone might have hurt her fee fees. She posted this weird whiny video in her IG stories about how fat she appears on the tampon hall show(and whoa the excuses!) and then deleted it a few hours later.

That doesn't = 200elbees, Tess. Get it together.


Yes. Metaphorically, too. Falling safely is a skill, and maybe you should fall out of LA, too. Get back to where you have support from your family. You don't need to be in LA. I know it's important to your self image, but going back home isn't bad. You're lucky you even have a home to go back to in the first place.

Spoiler: This section is spoilered because the topic of a certain shooting is already all over every other thread these days

And shitting on Jeffree Star, when I seem to remember her speaking positively about him years ago, though I may be wrong.

 

[FarmVille]

Hit my knee against the coffee table, now have own gravitational pull

 

[Clotso Coof]

She looks even fatter talking on the video than she did sitting quietly. Something about her chins bouncing around. Overdoing the bronzer also made her look fatter.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

She’s not wrong about Jeffree Star, though. He’s all over Tik Tok inserting himself into Charlie Kirk’s assassination. Apparently Jeffree hadn’t done a thorough enough job penetrating the growing market of young, white, MAGA men. I’m sure they will make great customers for his Orgy palette. Or his Fuck Proof mascara. Or maybe the Dominatrix liquid lipstick … decisions, decisions.

 

[Vernors Vendor]

Amazing she's still alive.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Her saying "I also hurt my knee" made think of Amber Herd's "my dog stepped on a bee!"