What brought you to kiwi farms? Asking as a man

[Zirnwyb]

Mr. Zirn told me about it around the time the second Hartley Hooligan died. I ended up making an account because I liked the fact that this is basically like the oldschool forums of my youth.

 

[Brandy [◉'']]

Couldn't make it on reddit, 4chan is absolute garbage with the constant porn posting and a friend told me you could speak your mind here.
So far I haven't been disappointed, people here seem a lot more robust than in most other web spaces.

 

[Hum Humina]

It's the closest thing to fandom_wank these days.

Pre-Unfunny Business fandom_wank, even, which makes it fitting that I first found this place because of Winterfox/Requires Hate. Didn't start actually hanging out here on a regular basis until a few years later when I peaked hard, but it's still the only place online that feels like the turn-of-the-century internet of my youth.

 

[Dick The Birthday Boy]

It's been a while but I think it was Mister Metokur actually mentioning it in passing and it sort of went from there. I didn't have an account for years but oddily enough, this is probably my most used social media account nowadays.
Also, despite most users here being self proclaimed retarded nigger faggots, this place tends to be dare I say *kinder* than sites like reddit or X.

 

[Mandy Stroyer]

Banned everywhere else for hate speech. It got tiring making new accounts sometimes multiple times a day.

 

[weirdMcGee]

I'm just here for the community watch threads and finding like minded nerds lol.

 

[Arbiter]

The 4chan to lolcow.farm to kiwifarms pipeline is real.

I grew up using 4chan and became a /cgl/ user where I followed a lot of cow drama. I think I first learned of the farms there. KF was always an amazing resource where you could find everything archived and organized. At that time I used it more like a tool for looking up sources. /cgl/ wasn't the same after the dramu ban, and eventually I got tired of the tranny ballwashing on 4chan. The creation of /mlp/ was the beginning of the end and /lgbt/ was the end of the end. I really wanted to find community of women, so I left 4chan for lolcow.farm. At that time I began actively following certain KF threads (the Tranch, Anisa, etc.) as a lurker. LC was really fun and a great way to detox from a lot of the retardation that plagues 4chan, but I still felt stifled. You can't say nigger or be racist or homophobic. After many years of lurking and listening to MATI, I decided to leave LC and make a KF account.

Kiwifarms really is the only place on the Internet where you can be openly transphobic, misandrist, racist, homophobic, and a woman. It's awesome. I also love the balance between male and female users here. I'm not sure what the site's actual demographics are, but it feels quite even. It has what I like from both 4chan and LC. I also love that there are boards meant for women and threads for only female posters. Gorl Tawk is super comfy.

 

[RomanianSchizo]

I don't remember where I heard about KF, maybe Reddit or lolcow.farm? Anyway, I started browsing it during the Kris Tyson fiasco and now it's a daily routine. I love getting my news on here since this site is so much more comprehensive at collecting information that the mainstream media doesn't. I love being able to talk about my interests on Deep Thoughts and Gorl Tawk, and going to Q&A whenever I need a laugh. And it's really the only place as a woman where I haven't run into perverted men, so I feel like I can be myself here. I also really appreciate the freedom of speech on here, it's very refreshing.

 

[Smoltine Kiminal]

I don't speak English that well so if you speak Hebrew it would really help if you can comment in it

of course the satanist is also a jew

 

[controversial666]

We desperately need kosher sticker.

Shalom, remember, no lashon hara on kiwifarms.

You do realise that hara could also be the word חרא (HAra, with much stronger h than English and a bit different tone for the syllables)? Because this word means shit. Also like can you stop with the whole hating me because I'm a Jew, like I'm a Jew and, what's the issue? Like actual issue, not JeWs CoNtRoL tHe WoRlD RRRREEEEEE

like I'm preety chronically online (not that active in here cuz I already spent too much time on the interwebs and got bored of it) but I never got what so many hate about Jews, and your comment is preety mild in comparison to the other stuff I'm about to get in here for this. Buckle up 'cuz this gonna be a long long ride full of retardation

I've just always been obsessed with observing every detail about a freak. No one catalogs the shenanigans of a freak better than Kiwis do. God, I love this place.

Why do people hate kiwis so much (us, not New Zealanders)? What have we done that has been so wrong?

I like laughing at those who are חיים בסרט people.

אתה מישראל? או את אם את בת? או שאתה סתם מדבר בעברית כי אתה משועמם רצח? או שזה שניהם? סורי על העברית הממש מחורבנת שלי, היה לי עיכוב בדיבור בתור ילד אז אני נשמע אוטיסטי אחושילנג

I've lurked other sites in the past that talked about lolcows so I knew about the farms for awhile. In 2020 when I felt like people around me's logic was flying out the window, this place was the devil's advocate. I finally joined, then stuck around for the smaller cow threads, as well as the hobby boards and stuff like this one.

Cool, I like lolcows too to a certain degree although I feel it's kinda dumb to waste your time on stupid people like them, especially when some of them are just too retarded to figure out they suck ass, cut them some slack

I got thrown out of everywhere else.

Same I'm too fucking autistic for the rest of society to handle, that's why I feel sympathy and empathy for (almost) all autists out there, unless they're like self diagnosers and shit like that

I'm a second-generation Reddit ban survivor

Which generations are you talking about? Also same I glad reddit banned me because everything on that app/site is retarded as hell and it was like that ever since edgy atheists days there like 2011, 2012, something along those lines. The local subreddits og my country were the only thing redeeming this God forsaken place, but even there was a lot of the stuff you generally shit on this abomination of a location. I'm done ranting

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That's it? Just a comma? That's all? Are you for real now?

that's her right there

WHAT

I was a longtime fan of Shmorky and one day many years ago a friend told me he was caught doing weird shit with an underage person. A google search brought me here, and I was glued to the screen. After that whole debacle died down, I browsed on and off til I finally made an account (I had made one to comment on the Shmorky scandal but I forgot the username I used) because I wanted to join in making fun of retards and drama on the internet. I had also gotten tired of being banned from everything for not agreeing with SJW and tranny shit and the fact that you could speak freely here regardless of your ideological leanings was very appealing.

Who's shmorky? I'm not an expert on lolcows unfortunately I only know basic shit but I will try to learn more about them. Do you got any tips mate?

And I agree, I really hate that the whole internet is so much filled with SJW/woke shit, especially within the English speaking realm, it was less of a thing when I looked on local stuff of my country

Like the only thing I don't agree on anti SJWs is just about women. I don't really get the hate on women, they're rarely ever harmed or acted bad towards me, I couldn't give less shits if they don't wanna date me, like I'm autistic as shit IRL so I don't expect anyone to love me unconditionally. But yeah, trannies suck ass shit, I was almost groomed into it as a really young teen (I was like only 14 at the time I found out about this blasphemy), I regret ever coming in contact with them, long story basically

Came here from the CWCKI around the time his house burned down. I liked observing online drama, but the only other place I knew of that chronicled lolcows besides Chris at the time was Encyclopedia Dramatica. Obviously I preferred the forum, so I’ve just been hanging out ever since.

Wait Kiwi Farms originated from Encyclopedia Dramatica? Or have I misread?

 

[controversial666]

I used to be a prolific lolcow.farm user, but the site is mostly dead and threads are super slow. like, one post an hour. I like kiwifarms because of how concentrated everything is.

Annoyed by redditors? Heres an entire thread where you can post the most spazzed out accounts you find, and the milk they produce.

Seriously fuck anyone that stayed in reddit after realising that it turned into shithole (I don't blame the ones in default non political subreddits, those are mostly fine. But the other stuff, oh lawd, oh lawdy, it fucking sucks ass shit, so many redditors have this holier than thou attitude. I don't regret leaving that place)

 

[Gorton Colu]

אתה מישראל? או את אם את בת? או שאתה סתם מדבר בעברית כי אתה משועמם רצח? או שזה שניהם? סורי על העברית הממש מחורבנת שלי, היה לי עיכוב בדיבור בתור ילד אז אני נשמע אוטיסטי אחושילנג

Sorry, Im not. I just had some Israeli friends and im a linguistics nerd.

 

[controversial666]

I started to browse regularly around drop kiwifarms times. At some point my twitter became either gendies crying about nazis, older leftists posting about the evils of anti-semitism, or younger leftists telling me about how Israel bad - so I just deleted everything and started using this account more actively

I'm surprised you haven't saw the conservatards on there or all the other weird shit like furries, weebs, emo or anything of that sort that are nazi/fascist/ancap or some other right wing ideology. Gosh, I don't even know how they can be this self unaware of themselves to believe in ideology that would either instantly kill them or just completely abandon their whole rights. Also trannies that claim to be self aware, they're beyond unbearable to deal with, they deserve their own thread here. And that's just the stuff I can think from the top of my head. Also the culture-wartards are also top notch example of what being lolcow entails, for both democrap and republican't sides. What else did I forget?

My main draw has always been how direct people are, especially in those advice threads.

There are advice threads here? Where? Would like to get some advice there

Back when r/GenderCritical still existed, some users there mentioned this site after Jonathan Yaniv got GenderTrender kicked off of WordPress. This was the only place where people could actually post his name and talk about him properly. It was the first time I witnessed a deplatforming caused by a tranny, crazy how such a disgusting faggot had so much power. I stuck around and lurked, then decided to make an account after the news section got hidden for guests.

I wish I was older so I would have experienced this firsthand (I'm only 19 and started getting into the English speaking internet realm late)

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

איך המלחמה?

 

[SpiceyHuman]

I used to frequent 4chan as my main "alittle bit of everything" forum. Specifically my lowcows which were at the time the old school favorites: Chris-Chan, Pixieterri, Boxie, etc.

4chan was also my spot for political sperging on /pol/ and my favorite /k/ which was their weapons/guns/outdoors/camping/survival, etc sub.

But to the point, someone mentioned on a chris-chan thread about kiwifarms and i looked it up and began browsing here over 10 years ago, but only recently joined in the last few.

I made the swap primarily to kiwifarms because its the only place on the internet people actually say what they want to say. Most (definitely not all) of you seem to have the same values I have (don't be a coomer, live a healthy and good lifestyle, alot of the forum seems to respect traditional western values, is alarmed at the wave of lbgtqbbq narative being pushed down our throats, etc) but you guys also have alot of non shit talking threads here. Theres so many awesome gardening tips, cooking, general outdoorsy talk, and a wealth of other like minded activities or topics I gravitate too. Not trying to be an "it girl " when I say the following but I also respect the general view that the fall of our society sems to be linked with a steady decline in the traditional family unit. Theres no more strong male father figure/provider or maternal nurturing mother to raise and care for our next generation. I can really sperg out on this topic and go on and on but I don't want to derail to much.

I came for the shit talk and stayed for the community. I greatly enjoy how many of us are red pilled and see the world for what it really is.

 

[Kyff]

I'm surprised you haven't saw the conservatards on there or all the other weird shit like furries, weebs, emo or……

Oh I've seen them but those were the circles that I'd cultivated for myself (basically a fandom acc and a terfy acc) and I'd been able to keep them fairly free of hysterical screeching until the return of Trump and the current Israel situation. Even during the BLM riots I'd managed to keep 90% of the black nonsense away from me

 

[Dyno]

someone said it was a trans dating site so i signed up

 

[Metatron]

Pixyteri. I found her fascinatingly strange or strangely fascinating. She is much less fun now.

Was lurking for a few years and then made an account to shit on her and other cows.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's the closest thing to fandom_wank these days.

Now there's a name I haven't heard in a long time... those were the days

Anyway, the same thing that brought your average moid here is what brought me here; I'm a chronically online autist who likes to laugh at other chronically online autists.

 

[Exegesis]

Hebrew it would really help if you can comment in it

@Catch The Rainbow I have a jewish friend for you.
I'm a 4cuck rapefugee, I knew about this place as early as like 2021 ish cause of troon drama o algo