Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

What in the cross dressing Megamind hell did I just watch? The TikTok promos for Dyldo’s upcoming show just prove he’s not a woman and he’s barely still committed to the bit of presenting as one. He’s an old school super faggy character actor but he can’t do the roles he wants to (super gay dudes and comically dumb women) because in this day and age that’s all a big offensive no-no. If it were, like, 1996 and he could star in a Strangers With Candy but very gay sketch show (like he CLEARLY dreams of) we wouldn’t all be stuck here having to pretend this aging twink is somehow the apex of modern day womanhood. He’s so “woke” he circles back around to being offensive. It’s honestly kind of interesting to watch from a sociological perspective.
 
I mostly get my fun and informative Dylan dirt on here, so I'm not up on all his online doings. Was that the first whiny response video he's ever made?
No, he did a very seething and malding response to Slxthkween for parodying him. Mostly focusing on her "hey guys!!" intro and how he would never say that and she needs to study him more if she wants to be a comedian on SNL or something etc etc, and not addressing any of the points she actually made about him being a gross misogynist creep.
 
He's so mentally and emotionally healthy and fulfilled that he needs to try multiple different kinds of sleeping pills.
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Something tells me that if Mulvaney were in that time period, the laundry room where six teenage females doing forced labour is not where he'd be.

He would be a “he she” turning tricks and rolling drunks in the Five points, until Daniel day Lewis knifes him and his pimp for not paying their appropriate tribute.

Or a creepy priest, so he can wear a dress and corrupt children for his own twisted purposes.
Which is what he is doing in today’s society anyway.
 
His xylophone chest is fucking gross.
Despite all his inane chatter and twirling around, that’s all I saw: that bony band of flesh above and in between his bolt ons that reads male, male, male. It’s uncanny as hell. I couldn’t ignore or unsee it.

And that’s all it takes to kill the carefully crafted illusion. Showin’ the bony xylophone.
 
Somehow, his chest looks so massive in that first video. Which ain't the same as saying he has big boobs. Even for a skinny male, he has a broad chest. You don't use that word describing women, unless they're swimmers or gymnasts.
 
I will give him this: watching that three year comparison video, I was actually surprised to see how much more feminine he looks now compared to then. It’s been pretty gradual but seeing him side by side his past self there’s a bigger difference than I realized, so good for him I guess.

That being said, it does not take away from the fact that his ideas of “girlhood” (gross, from an adult man), “womanhood” and “femininity” are and always have been an offensive caricature of what it means to be a woman. He has internalized this theater kid, Holly Golightly personality and decided THAT’S what it means to “be a woman”…well that and a Barbie pouch of course!…and it makes my skin crawl.

Even in his discussion of this book, which honestly, if it were discussed by someone else in a more serious manner would probably be pretty intriguing, he comes off as flippant and air-headed. He takes what sounds like a fairly intense subject and makes it out like some kind of “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants”-esque girl power romp. And he does that with everything surrounding women. And that’s why he sucks.
 
As I was getting caught up on this thread, I had the immediate suspicion that he had gotten implants. They're simply too round, too stiff, and too anti-gravity to be natural breasts (especially estrogen-induced gynecomastia/troon tubes), and, man, that refund gap is simply terrible.
What caught my interest is his claim that he is wearing a 32B size bra. For those who don't know, a 32 band is considered rather petite, even for women. Often, it is not uncommon to find that mainstream bra stores do not carry them in-store; many women have to order them online. In order to fit into a 32" band, you would need a ribcage of about 30" (76cm) or smaller, sometimes as small as 27" (69cm), depending on how stretchy the material is or isn't. Of course, Dylan has manorexia and loves to larp as a dainty little woman, so it doesn't surprise me whatsoever that he is casually mentioning such a size while trying to passive-aggressively send his flying monkeys after this TikTok woman.
I find it hard to believe that a grown adult man could comfortably wear a 32, anorexia or no. Looking at the part of the video where he turns his back, I expected to see an extender, but the video quality is so poor that I can't tell if he's even wearing it on the tightest or loosest clasp. I think the biggest tell of the poor fit would be the front of the bra, where the center is desperately trying to bridge his horrific refund gap. In a properly-fitted bra, this part should sit just as flush to the skin as the band and the wires of the cups, yet it's hovering a few inches out from his ribcage. This indicates that this band is way too small and there is not enough material here to actually wrap around his underbust and provide support, resulting in what is likely an extremely uncomfortable death grip cinch on his moobs and a good amount of underwire digging into his ribs. If his moobs weren't made of plastic it would be more apparent, but since they're so stiff and unaffected, they're doing an effective job at keeping their distance from each other despite everything. :story:

See below for comparison:
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Left - Dylan's moobs; Right - women in properly-fitted size 32B bras from Bratabase (1, 2, 3)

tldr; Dylan is shoving himself into a too-small bra size to seem more petite and dainty than he really is.
 
I was actually surprised to see how much more feminine he looks now compared to then. It’s been pretty gradual but seeing him side by side his past self there’s a bigger difference than I realized, so good for him I guess.
Amazing what a nose job, brows and makeup can do. The bangs fit his face and suit him actually. Makes his forehead look less like a projector screen at a drive-in.

I think your average tranny could accomplish something similar but they are too pornsick and autistic to achieve anything like Dylans transformation. They ignore the subtle features, movements and styles of a womans face and just think long hair, red lipstick and heels = woman.
 
Despite all his inane chatter and twirling around, that’s all I saw: that bony band of flesh above and in between his bolt ons that reads male, male, male. It’s uncanny as hell. I couldn’t ignore or unsee it.

And that’s all it takes to kill the carefully crafted illusion. Showin’ the bony xylophone.
The shoulders and triceps always give it away for me, too.
That being said, it does not take away from the fact that his ideas of “girlhood” (gross, from an adult man), “womanhood” and “femininity” are and always have been an offensive caricature of what it means to be a woman. He has internalized this theater kid, Holly Golightly personality and decided THAT’S what it means to “be a woman”…well that and a Barbie pouch of course!…and it makes my skin crawl.
Right, but that's all any of them have; overexaggerated caricatures and heavy-handed "feminine" stereotypes. If they acted natural, they'd just be their true, authentic selves and the jig is up. The very fact that men deliberately wear skirts and makeup and get implants should be deeply offensive to every woman. Why the fuck would someone do everything in their power to cosplay as the sex most likely to be raped?

I've never been one to play the Oppression Olympics and I'm as far from a "check your privilege!" asshole as one can get. But I really can't think of a more insulting "identity" that can only come from a place of extreme privilege -- men getting a thrill out of appropriating a woman's sexual vulnerability.

The AGP weirdos ultimate rush is duping straight men into fucking them, a deception which carries a real risk of getting their life uninstalled. It's framed as "just being who they are" and not a fetish-driven violation of the need for consent. Even women eat it up and support these men, despite themselves having it drilled into their head that men are dangerous. Women will unironically treat first dates with unfamiliar men like solo hiking trips and tell their friends where they're going and what time they should be back. But I rarely see them recognize the total inversion of vulnerability at the expense of their own safety. It sucks.

The fact this invented vulnerability of men is placed higher than a woman's very real one is infuriating; "male rapists can't be in male prisons, they'd be soooo at risk of harm!"

Sorry, I went off on a tangent there. I agree, though, Dylan's caricature of womanhood is deeply offensive. He should get told to shut the fuck up way more often to lend it some legitimacy.
 
What caught my interest is his claim that he is wearing a 32B size bra. For those who don't know, a 32 band is considered rather petite, even for women.
32 is close to be the standard size for the first bra girls use. The smallest training bras are 32. I'm pretty sure my first bra was 32 when I was like 11. Kid's was too and she moved to 34 when she grew taller and gained also muscle and size. I know an adult who's 32 and while she's slim, I know she also used to have an eating disorder.

This is the size for boobs that are just showing and go with the frame of young girls. If a grown woman was wearing it, I'd be worried because it's not just the size of the breast, but the size of her frame. You're telling me Dylan has the size of a tween who just started puberty and that's terribly underweight.

Also, don't just forget that this faggot has a fetish for being a little girl and he probably gets off thinking he's wearing basically a step above a training bra because he's just growing his boobs, tee hee.
 
What caught my interest is his claim that he is wearing a 32B size bra. For those who don't know, a 32 band is considered rather petite, even for women. Often, it is not uncommon to find that mainstream bra stores do not carry them in-store; many women have to order them online. In order to fit into a 32" band, you would need a ribcage of about 30" (76cm) or smaller, sometimes as small as 27" (69cm), depending on how stretchy the material is or isn't. Of course, Dylan has manorexia and loves to larp as a dainty little woman, so it doesn't surprise me whatsoever that he is casually mentioning such a size while trying to passive-aggressively send his flying monkeys after this TikTok woman.
I find it hard to believe that a grown adult man could comfortably wear a 32, anorexia or no.
Men's coats are sized by the chest. The most common size range is 38" to 46", most brands don't go smaller than 36, even brands aimed at teenagers don't go smaller than 34. To fit into that bra, he'd need to have the chest of a 10 year old boy:
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I'm pretty sure he's just flat out lying.
 
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