DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Cucktry Roads]

Every fucking time I see him plqy minecraft he's either standing in an empty wood lodge or FUCKING FISHING.

Oh my gosh. He just fished out some item and claimed it was "a nice pull." He's using the fishing... to replace WWE Champions. Am I late on this? Has anyone else realised what this shit is? He's literally just acting like he's fishing for Hogans.

Nah, I figured out a while back that the streams consisted of doing nothing of value and dropping it the second it starts raining to go fishing. That's all these minecraft streams are, putting on some bullshit video game amsr while the dents dump money

Reminder: This shit has been going on 4 months cause the regular dents: ndo, guitarplayer, lance, and future cuckdad have been propping it up non-stop.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I feel like this being brought up again is just getting old but one thing I think we can all agree on... there was some part of Phil that thought "hot (relatively speaking for Phil at least) young girl on my side makes me look cool and people will think I'm tapping that ass a lot and getting loads of sex". You may say he's an autistic simple minded man child who didn't know better, but while he's not a PDF or anything, he's a fucking creep 100%. At the same time, he was still in his 20s where incel vibes are always the strongest, so I don't think GaySydePhil or repressed gay boy had kicked in until he realized, oh fuck, I wanted somebody young and hot and also to be my housemaid, but I can't handle that.

No, Phil used to make an excessive amount of gay jokes back in his pre-streaming days, to the point where people questioned then if he was closeted gay. And he was always weird around John Rambo, like he was more attracted to him than Leanna. I wrote a lot of this off to Phil being Phil, and probably copying others like Howard Stern, but his recent behavior put me over the line that he's just gay.

Yes, part of Phil getting these women is the coolness factor along with the general proof that Phil Burnell is a Mature Adult and NOT an incel nerd. Kat's body looks like a swimsuit model line, of course.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

Did a bit more digging, this guy sock accounts.

 

[Corpun]

Every fucking time I see him plqy minecraft he's either standing in an empty wood lodge or FUCKING FISHING.

Oh my gosh. He just fished out some item and claimed it was "a nice pull." He's using the fishing... to replace WWE Champions. Am I late on this? Has anyone else realised what this shit is? He's literally just acting like he's fishing for Hogans.

The amount of time he has wasted doing fuck all in Minecraft is astounding. The game is the ultimate time waster, not in the prejorative way, but he acts like there is some intrisic progression system and he can't go mine diamonds until he has hit a certain point. You can literally go to the Nether in like 20 minutes in Minecraft. Fucking speedruns use every trick in the book to beat the Ender Dragon in less than that. You can build all sorts of shit.

But no. Phil turns a game you could literally do anything in and make it entertaining into nothing because he is a inept retard who lacks any imagination or ability to retain knowledge. Acting like the game is Dark Souls now because he is walking around at night and mobs keep spawning, then bitching when he dies because he has some delusion you can 'clear' an area of mobs, etc.

It's almost funny to watch him struggle at a game designed for children, but it is actually torture to watch and I can't get how any of his dents willingly watch the most awful Minecraft gameplay known to mankind. There are countless trashier shitty streamers out there playing Minecraft at a far higher level of competency than this fucking retard.

Really I think the only reason he fishes is because he hates the game and since there is no real structure or defined goal he can't think of what to do. Phil just lacks that creativity, so building a dock and turning what should be a interesting challenge world or goal with his world into a glorified fishing game fills two niches: Avoiding playing vidya and sitting there begging while doing shitty QnA. Also his farms are fucking shit and any sane person would have organized his animals and plants instead of grouping them all in one disorganized space.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

So that Evacowboys person (who is obsessed with Dexter) says they're taking a break from Phil. Then someone named Dexter shows up to support Phil. Genius.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

So that Evacowboys person (who is obsessed with Dexter) says they're taking a break from Phil. Then someone named Dexter shows up to support Phil. Genius.

I think Phil would be relieved to see Eva go. “Oh, a $1 tip from Evacowboys. They ask, ‘Why are red things red?’ Tuh. Thank you so much for that Eva.” Repeat x6.

 

[Benchod]

So Leanna made him a "prisoner in his own house", meanwhile Kat requires him to keep his office door shut whenever she's home (which is always) because she can't stand the sound of his voice. Kat doesn't allow Phil to watch his wrasslin while she's there because she thinks it's silly, and forces Phil to watch other YouTubers play video games because that's what she wants to watch. Leanna wanted to go out and do things with Phil, meanwhile Kat won't even leave the house once a week with him to go grocery shopping and needs a bench at the top of the stairs because of how out of breath going up the stairs makes her. Kat made Phil sell like half of his Blu-rays, meanwhile Leanna organized and alphabetized them.

The list goes on and on and on.

Yeah not to mention Leanna actually seemed into him while Kat seems to be unable to stand being in the same room as him.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

The amount of time he has wasted doing fuck all in Minecraft is astounding.

Add to that him playing it with a controller, making every menuing slightly slower and the combat impractical.
His house is also spectacularly impractical, the chests are at the opposite side of where the crafting is done.

It's almost like he optimised his house into wasting the maximum amount of time.

I love how it's only now he's starting to use the mods, and of course he doesn't know how to craft anything from them as he outsourced the modding to a dent.

If he was clever he'd install JEI or any other mod that shows you what you can craft and how to craft them. But that would require playing the game with mouse and keyboard.

Still we're 4month into Minecraft, still haven't seen the nether.

 

[Johnny Doxville]

It's almost like he optimised his house into wasting the maximum amount of time

He has this insane capability to waste the most amount of time with anything, it's almost impressive.

I've been catching up on clips recently and he's shown what's in his mug a few times. Totally clear liquid, he's absolutely getting sauced on steam

 

[Horned Rat Apologist]

New Phil retcon tonight. During the Casino arc PPP offered to fly Phil out to him so they could go to Hulk Hogan's bar, hang out, etc. According to the DM leaks he said he couldn't do this because he didn't have a Real ID. He claimed tonight that he didn't go because it was "scary" that PPP even offered and that it was "inappropriate for someone who is happily married" like him.

You might want to read those leaks again because the bitching about real ID was in relation to visiting his parents, not going to Florida with PPP

 

[Balr0g]

Jesus Christ he played Suikoden for almost 3 hours and he finished the game with recruiting Millie???? He hasn't even fought his first grand battle yet. I did a parallel stream for 3 hours and I already have the Shield rune. God damn Phil is a slog. And the game isn't even that hard so far

 

[Power Glove]

He has this insane capability to waste the most amount of time with anything, it's almost impressive.

I've been catching up on clips recently and he's shown what's in his mug a few times. Totally clear liquid, he's absolutely getting sauced on steam

I would like to think most people here are normal, functioning human beings with jobs and a family. We have to manage our time as best as we can.

Piggy is as efficient with his time management as he is with explaining mundane things.
Everything is long-winded and interrupted by meandering about constantly. Just look at clips where he is putting something together, or doing something technical on the most basic level. His brain just doesn't allow him to process anything quickly, work out what works best, and find a solution to whatever problem he is faced with. He probably has double, if not triple, the time any of us have to get things done. But because he has never had to really develop any time management skills, he is hopeless.

Back when he used to talk about his day off (something he doesn't do all that often anymore I noticed), chores that take most functioning adults an hour, two at most, would consume almost an entire day. Like I said, hopeless.

 

[johnkimble123]

DSP(space)Gaming has never been less about gaming until now.

He hates every game. Every game that has an “end” becomes the most torturous task to complete at his job.

He doesn’t care about anything. He’s admitted fanboys are dumb because they passionately defend something they like. His background, graphics, alerts… all of it is “hello fellow gamers” vibes.

New releases? He is only hyped about them in terms of how much they might make him, and the second the games do bad, they’re now bad games. Otherwise he shits on new ideas (too different), new releases from existing IPs (too samey), hates certain developers, etc. Resists doing live reacts because nobody cares about his Twitter-level opinions.

Even worse… when you hear him talk, all of his gaming opinions of the past sound like either consensus/cult picks (Earthbound love for example) or different to be different, which might be worse. He has no memories of playing games with friends, which of course says so much about him as a kid and teen.

Phil wonders why his dead channel is continuing on its spiral… the only people who don’t recognize his fakeness about games are autistic retards. The “game journalist” meme exposes this more than Phil can take.

Sorry for yet another Phil rant but exposing him as a grifting asshole is fun.

 

[Power Glove]

DSP(space)Gaming has never been less about gaming until now.

It doesn't help that you can wander in at 10 random times in his "gameplay" stream and he'll be sperging out about someone in his chat. Few days ago he was putting his gameplay on hold until that dent told him if he was ICS or not. Imagine browsing Twitch/Kick/Youtube/whatever, seeing that someone is playing a game you enjoy yourself, or are curious about, and it's just a man-child sperging out about someone. Wonder why nobody likes your content, Phil you fucking retard.

 

[MAWBD2]

EvaCowboyFan in Raw Phil's chat admitting how much of a loser they are. Imagine THIS being one of your biggest fans.

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It time rope.

 

[shekelshoah666]

DSP(space)Gaming has never been less about gaming until now.

He hates every game. Every game that has an “end” becomes the most torturous task to complete at his job.

He doesn’t care about anything. He’s admitted fanboys are dumb because they passionately defend something they like. His background, graphics, alerts… all of it is “hello fellow gamers” vibes.

New releases? He is only hyped about them in terms of how much they might make him, and the second the games do bad, they’re now bad games. Otherwise he shits on new ideas (too different), new releases from existing IPs (too samey), hates certain developers, etc. Resists doing live reacts because nobody cares about his Twitter-level opinions.

Even worse… when you hear him talk, all of his gaming opinions of the past sound like either consensus/cult picks (Earthbound love for example) or different to be different, which might be worse. He has no memories of playing games with friends, which of course says so much about him as a kid and teen.

Phil wonders why his dead channel is continuing on its spiral… the only people who don’t recognize his fakeness about games are autistic retards. The “game journalist” meme exposes this more than Phil can take.

Sorry for yet another Phil rant but exposing him as a grifting asshole is fun.

You could see it today when he lamented games not bringing people to his channel like back in the day so it must be that gaming is dead and he has done nothing wrong when in reality BF6 numbers for the beta were crazy on every site with people digesting insane amounts of content.

Now you go look at DSPs BF6 stuff and it's legit worst in class no one else has done it worse from gameplay, viewer interaction and any other factor you can think of it doesn't even look THAT good for how much he money he spent on his stuff. DSP cared more about the kahntent he was putting out when he was drunk pointing a camera at the screen at 1 am after coming back from a Gamestop midnight release of some random xbox 360 game no one gave a shit about.

The actual gameplay now is something that should be studied he never has any idea what is going on, what to do, what the goals are in the game or anything going on in any game and in the end when you have zero personality or ability to engage an audience besides begging for support gameplay is something that you must actually be good at if you want to grow or keep viewers. I've never seen a "gamer" so detached from what game they are actually playing even people who don't game but watch streamers play know more about said game than DSP does.

 

[Dr Pavel I'm CIA]

Even worse… when you hear him talk, all of his gaming opinions of the past sound like either consensus/cult picks (Earthbound love for example) or different to be different, which might be worse. He has no memories of playing games with friends, which of course says so much about him as a kid and teen.

He's been like that forever, I said it in the past but he really likes to LARP as having played every major game since the beginning of time.

But once you ask him specifics his LARP vanishes, he loves SOY-CODEIN but can't name any character for instance.

The actual gameplay now is something that should be studied he never has any idea what is going on

With how he's constantly switching games and unable to multitask it's totally normal he has no idea what is happening. 20h in Death stranding he was asking what the crouch button was...

He would benefit greatly from just focusing on one game per week, or maybe just even 2 days of the same game in a row, that would allow him to get immersed etc...

Of course we all know here he doesn't want to get immersed as feelings and emotions are for women and fags. Real matoor adults just go ACK ACK when something happens

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

DSP(space)Gaming has never been less about gaming until now.

He hates every game. Every game that has an “end” becomes the most torturous task to complete at his job.

phil never liked games. he just tried to follow AVGN and nostalgia critic for some cheap views and money. give it some time, phil will become a full drama/ political sperg channel. "rainbow me" for this, but I can see him going over to rumble so people can donate racist homophobe shit for him to "react" to it. people donating Hitler speech videos and racist TTS while phil does a fake "shock" face for dono bait. I know you all will say "he wont risk his 'carrer' over this", but phil isn't bright and this is cheap money. he only think about what will happen one minute in the future not five. He will totally ruin his image even more for some cheap cash just look at his trump ball washing earlier this year that only the kino dents liked. phil is his own worst "detracotor"

 

[neger psykolog]

DSP(space)Gaming has never been less about gaming until now.

He hates every game. Every game that has an “end” becomes the most torturous task to complete at his job.

His streams aren't just the least about gaming that they've ever been, they're the least about anything they've ever been.
This nigga obviously doesn't leave the fucking house at all anymore he doesn't do anything interesting, he doesn't play games, he doesn't make new friends/enemies (wow a new nudnig fight with LTG, how amazing), he doesn't do new interviews or try to do DSP cooking shows or anything.

He just sits and does yet another penultimately boring stream.

You know how doesn't sit at home? Foodie Beauty. That bitch weighs more than a fucking tank but she at least leaves her house, Phil doesn't. Little Chibi went to fucking Japan to live there. Phil doesn't.

This is why DSP is so fucking boring. He doesn't even upload gay ass photos to his instagram or do anything anymore

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

His streams aren't just the least about gaming that they've ever been, they're the least about anything they've ever been.
This nigga obviously doesn't leave the fucking house at all anymore he doesn't do anything interesting, he doesn't play games, he doesn't make new friends/enemies (wow a new nudnig fight with LTG, how amazing), he doesn't do new interviews or try to do DSP cooking shows or anything.

He just sits and does yet another penultimately boring stream.

You know how doesn't sit at home? Foodie Beauty. That bitch weighs more than a fucking tank but she at least leaves her house, Phil doesn't. Little Chibi went to fucking Japan to live there. Phil doesn't.

This is why DSP is so fucking boring. He doesn't even upload gay ass photos to his instagram or do anything anymore

Why should he leave when weens and dents pay for him to sit on his ass all day. If weens really want to troll him, they could cut off all low brain troll donos and Phil would go out and try to do something instead of rotting in his shit hole. However, these people are ‘tards just like Phil and will make sure Phil get enough to drink and eat. Phil should be thanking god for the downies that donate to him